GreenBeans Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 This week's POTW was another difficult decision for the crackheads, uhh, I mean crack POTW staff. Yes, staff. Anyway, the winner of the prestigious POTW award goes to Scott Dierking (yes, THE Scott Dierking) for his outstanding comparison of Curtis Martin to Jetnation's own Smizzy. Excellent work by the Dierk. The other posts that received consideration this week were: 1stdegreejetsfever wrote: look you guys are just way outta line here. just remember i'm a person too. i am NOT crazy. as a matter of fact i have papers from the state that will prove that. the bottom line is, this site needs better graphics. Or i am walking. You got 48 hours. The clock is ticking --------------------------------- Alk wrote: Lets play a game. It's called. This board is slower than < > I'll start. This board is slower than Dslob with Penny boy hanging on his back. Barton wrote: This board is slower than Barton carrying Alk's wife on a piggyback ride. Alk wrote: Barton, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. Stop talking about your mom like that, she doesn't need this added stress in her life. Changing your diapers and sucking my d!ck is enough for her. Do it again and I'll knock you into next week. Now go get me a beer. ------------------------------------------ sirlancemehlot wrote: Classic bradway. We give up a 5th (next year) for Pete Hunter who never even made the squad, a 6 or 7 for Morley (Morley who? you may ask) and only get a seventh for Cowart, a starting pro-bowl caliber player for us, and now a starter that played all season for Minny. How can Bradway still have a job? and how can anyone with an ounce of objectivity still defend him after the Skins rape, the failed siging of Winfeild, the cold-shoulder of Lynch, the two firsts and a fourth for D-rob, the drafting of B. Thomas when we had two top-shelf DE's already, the gift of our head coach to the chiefs for only a fourth rounder (and Pete Hunter cost us a fifth!) and the jolley/nugent debacle. How is Bradway not selling bibles to widows in the midwest by now? The NFL is obviously way out of his league. ------------------------------------------- PatsFanTX wrote: Why are the times all screwed up? Did you put Hermy in charge of that? ------------------------------------- Posted by Barton Seriously................. shut The F#ck Up Already! ---------------------------------------- Alk wrote: 124, you're going to make some lucky guy a real nice wife some day. --------------------------------------- Posted by Boozer76 This is in no way directed at you 124 since I know the motivation behind this thread, but it just reminded me of something I hate and wanted to vent. Anyway, what I really CAN'T STAND are idiots who change their avatar/sig and then start a thread telling everyone to look at their new avatar/sig. Seriously, it is such a whore-ish thing to do. Everytime I see one of those I feel like saying "Hey f*ckface, did you not think we'd see it in a post somewhere along the line?" I wish I could just make a thread of myself shaking my dick in my hand so I can say "Hey look at me, look at me!!!!!" It would be no worse than these people. --------------------------------- Posted by Maxman I am not sold on Cox. (If that isn't the post of the week, the award is clearly fixed). Anyhow...is Cox going to put in the hours necessary? All year long? Being a good player doesn't mean squat when it comes to coaching. I think Cox is a little bit too outspoken to be an effective coach. Cox under Mangini's gag order? Oh my. Posted by GreenBeans Oh, come on now. POTW for a Cox joke. I don't have time for that childish stuff, Max. -------------------------------- (In reply to "NFL MVP Shaun Alexander and several other Seattle Seahawks got a jolt Monday when their van was struck by an automated parking gate. The players were jostled from their seats, but said no one was injured.") Posted by deadringer i heard that Kimo von Oelhoffen set off the gates... ------------------------------- Posted by Boozer76 This is in no way directed at you 124 since I know the motivation behind this thread, but it just reminded me of something I hate and wanted to vent. Anyway, what I really CAN'T STAND are idiots who change their avatar/sig and then start a thread telling everyone to look at their new avatar/sig. Seriously, it is such a whore-ish thing to do. Everytime I see one of those I feel like saying "Hey f*ckface, did you not think we'd see it in a post somewhere along the line?" I wish I could just make a thread of myself shaking my dick in my hand so I can say "Hey look at me, look at me!!!!!" It would be no worse than these people. ------------------------------ (In response to the issues of the old board) Posted by Maxman No spin...we've spent thousands of dollars and man hours researching this. This is no doubt the best way to do it. -------------------------------- Posted by R44 Congrats to Bitonti, who is working on setting up an radio appearance on K.C City All-Sports Talk radio 810 something... Ideally, I'm the one they want, but he just got back from Mobile, so he wins the spot (just kidding) 2 quick points: 1) Bit, don't let them know you're a Jets fan and a Herm loyalist, or you wont get in any draft news and plugs..... 2) The folks in K.C will love the voice....Some Howard Stern listners or Drew Carey Show watchers will immediately think of 1980's rock star Eddie Money (similar voice; NY accent) when they listen to Bit talk....Let's hope he can "walk on water" that day ---------------------------------------- Posted by deadringer god damnit max...how the hell am i supposed to vote on who is the hotter jessica if the thread is buried under so many useless mock drafts and free agency posts...god, sometimes i think you message board types just dont understand the game of football -------------------------------- Posted by Barton I was on the school bus home the other day, and this girl kept saying to me "Have you ever seen the tv show Adult Swim?" I was like "What? Adult what?" Posted by Maxman Barton... Just curious would you say you school bus has about 5 rows? ------------------------------- Posted by Alk All these threads turn into is everyone trying to get their foot in the door by typing some silly a$$ post in this thread. Let me just throw my hat into the ring. Posted by joewilly potw fer shure Posted by Alk Thank you thank you...I'm very funny... Posted by joewilly careful gettin your hat back out of the ring. rumors are flying that soothie did a #2 in it Posted by Alk I doubt that. Everyone knows that Sooth doesn't shit without LL giving him permission. It's almost 2:00 there and she's only in the 2nd. hour of her 5 hour grazing. No way did she give the orders. ------------------------------------ There you have it, another episode of POTW in the books. Please remember to make your nominations for next week's installment by posting "POTW NOM" for the post you are nominating. The FREE search feature on this new board is EXCELLENT and will find each and every nomination. Until next time - go Heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Greengal shut out again. Ouch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormshadow19 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Shucks... I wasn't even nominated. Ah well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 How long until this becomes a feature on another website? I mean really now. First the Live Chats,Then the Secret Santa,Then the SuperBowl contest with the same rules and point system? At some point are you going to start coming up with your own Ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I vote for deadringer!!! god damnit max...how the hell am i supposed to vote on who is the hotter jessica if the thread is buried under so many useless mock drafts and free agency posts...god, sometimes i think you message board types just dont understand the game of football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 alk, I hate to bring this up on a public thread but I can't find the dang pm button on this new board. the kickback check you sent me for the assist in your potw nomination bounced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 How long until this becomes a feature on another website? I mean really now. First the Live Chats,Then the Secret Santa,Then the SuperBowl contest with the same rules and point system? At some point are you going to start coming up with your own Ideas? I've already been contacted - the offer was a ride to the East Meadow Marriot in a limo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I've already been contacted - the offer was a ride to the East Meadow Marriot in a limo. I guess the 1,000 users in less than a calender yr has them scrambling for new ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 I guess the 1,000 users in less than a calender yr has them scrambling for new ideas. Could be, especially if all 1,000 (well, at least minus 2) were their "over 18 crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I've already been contacted - the offer was a ride to the East Meadow Marriot in a limo. I hope you didn't accept. When they said "IN" a limo, they didn't mean the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Greenbeans.... Look at the Barton bus line. That is a winner. The POTW needs to be funny. The Nation needs funny right now. Mr. Beans, Be a Uniter. And not a Divider. Pick me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Greenbeans.... Look at the Barton bus line. That is a winner. The POTW needs to be funny. The Nation needs funny right now. Mr. Beans, Be a Uniter. And not a Divider. Pick me. Does GreenBeans go to WhiteCastle and knock the mini burgers out of your hand when you're working? Shiiiiit. GreenBeans,Feel free to punch max right in his face. He loves human contact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 I hope you didn't accept. When they said "IN" a limo, they didn't mean the car. :jawdrop::jawdrop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gang Green Girl Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I guess the 1,000 users in less than a calender yr has them scrambling for new ideas. I demand that this be nominated for POTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 T sirlancemehlot wrote: Classic bradway. We give up a 5th (next year) for Pete Hunter who never even made the squad, a 6 or 7 for Morley (Morley who? you may ask) and only get a seventh for Cowart, a starting pro-bowl caliber player for us, and now a starter that played all season for Minny. How can Bradway still have a job? and how can anyone with an ounce of objectivity still defend him after the Skins rape, the failed siging of Winfeild, the cold-shoulder of Lynch, the two firsts and a fourth for D-rob, the drafting of B. Thomas when we had two top-shelf DE's already, the gift of our head coach to the chiefs for only a fourth rounder (and Pete Hunter cost us a fifth!) and the jolley/nugent debacle. How is Bradway not selling bibles to widows in the midwest by now? The NFL is obviously way out of his league. ------------------------------------------- Sirlancemehlalot, you need to write an article about Bradway for the front page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaumerJet Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I've already been contacted - the offer was a ride to the East Meadow Marriot in a limo. Ladies & Gentilemen --------- Children of all ages ----------- We have a new winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I demand that this be nominated for POTW. They say Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery....Im not flattered. What do you call someone who calls someone a name but is that name themself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Does GreenBeans go to WhiteCastle and knock the mini burgers out of your hand when you're working? Shiiiiit. GreenBeans,Feel free to punch max right in his face. He loves human contact. HOw many times do we have to hear this fantasy of yours? You are under the counter at White Castle, waiting for me to drop food. Not going to happen. Nor is the other thing. Just move past it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Sirlancemehlalot, you need to write an article about Bradway for the front page. Pete Hunter didn't cost us a 5th rd pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadringer Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 2 nominations?...just call me message board gold baby... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 Greenbeans.... Look at the Barton bus line. That is a winner. The POTW needs to be funny. The Nation needs funny right now. Mr. Beans, Be a Uniter. And not a Divider. Pick me. Great line, but management should never win - it keeps the natives from burning the joint down. Short bus jokes, by the way are childish and we have no time for them here. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 They say Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery....Im not flattered. What do you call someone who calls someone a name but is that name themself? It's called a hypocrite and the world is full of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 It's called a hypocrite Thanks garb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 HOw many times do we have to hear this fantasy of yours? You are under the counter at White Castle, waiting for me to drop food. Not going to happen. Nor is the other thing. Just move past it. No need for violence. Pass me a burger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 No need for violence. Pass me a burger. Yea "Night Shift Supervisor Phil" pass the chicken rings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 2 nominations?...just call me message board gold baby... Damn 2 nominations in 1 week with only 100 total posts. Interesting. We might have to redo your contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 Damn 2 nominations in 1 week with only 100 total posts. Interesting. We might have to redo your contract. DR is MONEY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Greengal shut out again. Ouch!! ahhhh most can't understand my sophisticated humor, deviled egg boy... i guess if i want to be nominated... i will have to start posting homo jokes... of course given the guys on the board... that shouldn't be too hard. ( pun totally intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 ahhhh most can't understand my sophisticated humor, deviled egg boy... i guess if i want to be nominated... i will have to start posting homo jokes... of course given the guys on the board... that shouldn't be too hard. ( pun totally intended) Maxman would so do your brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 ahhhh most can't understand my sophisticated humor, deviled egg boy... i guess if i want to be nominated... i will have to start posting homo jokes... of course given the guys on the board... that shouldn't be too hard. ( pun totally intended) POTW NOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 POTW NOM! Oh stop. You can admit it GB. It wasn't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Oh stop. You can admit it GB. It wasn't funny. the "not too hard" phrase hit a little too close to home, oh great weblord? i would say loosen up... but i think that is a fait accompli or so i have heard your boy toys say... OY! ahhhh homo jokes... how cool!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 the "not too hard" phrase hit a little too close to home, oh great weblord? i would say loosen up... but i think that is a fait accompli or so i have heard your boy toys say... OY! ahhhh homo jokes... how cool!!! Wow homo jokes were deemed unfunny in these parts months ago. Figues GG just started making them now. A few months too late. As usual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 Wow homo jokes were deemed unfunny in these parts months ago. Figues GG just started making them now. A few months too late. As usual! Lighten up, Francis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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