GreenBeans Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Holy cow! Not one, but two perpetual "also-rans" came very, very close to breaking their POTW cherry this week. But alas, it wasn't quite in the cards for either of them. So sorry, try again next time. We do, however, have a first time winner of POTW this week. Despite the fact that this post is yet another rehash on the story-telling skills of the Jets former bozo head coach (you know, the guy with the BBQ), it was to ogood to pass up. This will be the last - unless there is another to ogood to pass up - POTW that will be awarded on the topic. Soooooooooo, congratulations go out to Thor99 for his award winning post this week. The winning post was: You see, a football game is like a burnt steak. Two sides to a steak, two halfs in a game. You always put your steak in the middle of the grill, you always run up the middle. If your defense spends too much time on the field, you're gonna get burned. If your steak spends too much time on the the grill, it's gonna burn. It's like my daddy once told me. Broccoli is like cauliflower, only green and different. I took that to heart, and that's how I live my life to this day. Congratulations again to Thor99 on his first POTW win. The other posts considered this week were: (Topic: Mike T) Originally Posted by SeniorFlaJet On Total Access any minute now. Originally Posted by nvot9 Channel? Sorry if that was a dumb question. ----- (Topic: New Feature at JN) Originally Posted by GreenBeans For my 1500th post, I've talked Max into allowing me to present the newest feature that JN is starting. It's called "vBeads" and you can earn them in a very Cajun kind of way. vBeads are earned the same way that the regular beads are in New Orleans - you gotta show'em to get'em. vBeads will make JN the equivallent of Marti Gras on the Web. For now, to earn your vBeads, please send your photos to greenbeans@jetnation.com and cc maxman@jetnation.com for quality assurance purposes. We'll "see" (wink wink) y'all real soon! GB ----- (Topic: Catchers Interference) Originally Posted by Maxman Thank You! The ump said to me, it is not catcher's interference because the ball was hit foul. I laughed. The truly funny part is that they called it a strike. So for the 1st 2 pitches the catcher should just lunge at the batter. 2 free strikes. Couldn't believe he called it like that. I said of course he hit it foul, the catchers glove hit his bat. Originally Posted by PFSIKH SHould we expect to see your name in the paper when you beat the crap out of some 15yo umpire soon? ----- Originally Posted by Maxman Update # 2: Smizzy now owns all the anal beads. That promotion is now over. ----- (Post Topic: Max, Smizzy - I Think We've Got A Winner For The Potw!) Originally Posted by Verde Yeah but do they have a PayPal link?? ----- Runner-up of the Week Presented by PatsFanTX Originally Posted by Phinsuck Overall I didn't think we did bad, I just think we could have done a lot better. I feel like we could have hit a home run out of the park but instead we hit a single. Originally Posted by PatsFanTX Do you think a "home run" would take a 4-12 football team to the promised land? The Jets had more holes to fill than Jenna Jameson. Dude, if you can't see the direction that Mangini and company are taking the Jets, you are completely missing the boat. ----- (Topic: Cry Baby) Originally Posted by winB4eyeDIE I got a little misty not to long ago watching Mark Messier's jersey raising ceremony. I almost lost it when he lifted The Cup, My wife saw me, and asked me if I was gonna cry when we had our baby (she's pregnant). I told her if she comes out holding up the Stanley Cup, yeah probably. ----- (Topic: Sean Salisbury just said...) Originally Posted by YJF Actually, I heard that he had Chiefs offensive coordinator Mike Solari do it. Herm didn't know which way to move The T-Bone. Gunther Cunningham tried to come in and give his 2 cents on the matter and Edwards punched him. As usual, Herm's right hand man or as Herm refers to him, This guy next to me, Dick Curl came in and stopped the melee, ironically just a few seconds too late. As The T-Bone burned. Herman Edwards did make a great speech after this incident that made everyone forget about what had just happened to The T-Bone and Gunther's face. Carl Peterson who was on hand gave Edwards a contract extension on the spot. Sean Salisbury(Fitting last name for Herm's cooking rep) is praising Edwards for not letting a bad situation get worse. I agree with Sean. Herm knows how to handle a bad situation that he was responsible for and still come out the hero. ----- Originally Posted by Savage69 Absolutly Correct Bit!! Plus the name Gocong doesn't sit well with any Vet from the 60's...Right JFF!! ----- Originally Posted by JetFanFl ROTLMAO...you're right...how in the world would I able to chant "GO CONG"... ----- Originally Posted by PeterNorth09 Depth: - Martin - 33 and coming off a bad injury. - Blaylock - sucks - Houstan - injured from a car accident and not good to begin with - Askew - scrub - Smith - scrub (Note: Nominated with EXTREME SARACASM) ----- (Topic: Who cares about the Yankees/Red Sox) Originally Posted by PFSIKH (NICE JOB, SIKH!!) WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! We cannot help it the Mess are the fifth most popular team in NYC behind the Yankees, Giants, Dodgers and Sox. ----- (Topic: Jets Draftees had the best average Wonderlic scores) Originally Posted bygsnts725 according to NYDAILYNEWS: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/co...p-351059c.html Hot List The best and worst scores for team's draft choices on Wonderlic intelligence test at this year's NFL combine: The High 5 1. Jets 28.0 2. Eagles 26.9 3. Rams 26.1 4. Seahawks 26.0 5. Texans 25.6 The Low 5 32. Jaguars 18.6 31. Titans 19.0 30. Bengals 19.0 29. Chiefs 19.3 28. Cowboys 19.3 Originally Posted by SeniorFlaJet Look at Kansas City. Herm didn't want anyone smarter than him. Originally Posted by Savage69 Hermie could go to a Morgue and still be the most Brain dead stiff there! ----- Originally Posted by Maxman Paper matchups mean nothing. Once Mystique and Aura get liquored up, Boston won't have a chance! Originally Posted by Garb um.....wrong site, Max. Mystique and Aura are the male strippers you've been trying to "meet" at GirlyMenDateYankeeFans.com messageboard. I hear of a lot of folks that have had some "success" meeting "partners" over the net. Good luck with that, Maxie! ----- Originally Posted by Bob Could we PLEASE just give Texas back to Mexico? That place is screwing up the whole country. Originally Posted by J-MAC_81 You kiddin me Bob? Where would we be without the Texan president whose best presidential moment is catching a fish? ----- Originally Posted by Tinstar How many Preseason games did the jets win last yr. Originally Posted by faba The preseason results mean nothing- building a new atmosphere and environment is what we want to accomplish in training camp- team concept and to go all out at all times ------ Originally Posted by Thor99 What TX says at his job. Originally Posted by DieHardJetFan "You want fries with that?" ----- Originally Posted by faba You have people on this site 100 times more knowledgable than those guys Originally Posted by PatsFanTX Thanks faba, I appreciate the compliment. ----- There it is, the week that was in POTW land. Be sure to nominate your favorites, kids. You gotta be in it to win it! Late! GB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Thanks for the honor, GB. I will take this victory with me, wherever I go for the rest of my life. Must've been a pretty slow week for my dumb ass to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Thanks for the honor, GB. I will take this victory with me, wherever I go for the rest of my life. Must've been a pretty slow week for my dumb ass to win. Where ever you go your sure to stick out like a Thor Thumb!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Bump. Just in case anyone missed it. Alk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Bump. Just in case anyone missed it. What a friggn' Dewbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 What a friggn' Dewbag. Jealous much? http://www.cinemamontreal.com/images/people-426-jonlovitz.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Jealous much? Nah, I've just come to realize that Beans is a complete A-Hole who has a vendetta against me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Nah, I've just come to realize that Beans is a complete A-Hole who has a vendetta against me. in other words... "nobody loves me, everybody hates me, i think i'll go eat worms..." dont blame beanie for your lack of talent and humor tx... it is unbecoming... even for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xcel2NuFX Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I thought for sure this post would have gotten nominated... "Even a broken clock is right twice a day.... unfortunately for you Peter North you are not a broken clock." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 in other words... "nobody loves me, everybody hates me, i think i'll go eat worms..." dont blame beanie for your lack of talent and humor tx... it is unbecoming... even for you. Whoa, look who has returned from her cross-country road trip with the 10th grade AV club. Welcome back gg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsnts725 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 wow i acutally got my name up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Whoa, look who has returned from her cross-country road trip with the 10th grade AV club. Welcome back gg. say it aint so, tx.... you missed me??? how sweet is that! hey you need some one to keep you in place...remind you that you are two steps below a mere mortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 remind you that you are two steps below a mere mortal. I walk all over mere mortals. You already know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I walk all over mere mortals. You already know that. oh my! i thought the anti - psychotic medications you are taking were suppose to help these delusions... guess not. OY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I thought for sure this post would have gotten nominated... "Even a broken clock is right twice a day.... unfortunately for you Peter North you are not a broken clock." ROTFL! ___________ Quote: Originally Posted by Thor99 You see, a football game is like a burnt steak. Two sides to a steak, two halfs in a game. You always put your steak in the middle of the grill, you always run up the middle. If your defense spends too much time on the field, you're gonna get burned. If your steak spends too much time on the the grill, it's gonna burn. It's like my daddy once told me. Broccoli is like cauliflower, only green and different. I took that to heart, and that's how I live my life to this day. ___ good choice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I thought for sure this post would have gotten nominated... "Even a broken clock is right twice a day.... unfortunately for you Peter North you are not a broken clock." That is pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 That is pretty funny. Beans must have been hitting the bottle early on Wednesday to completely miss that one. That was funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 Nah, I've just come to realize that Beans is a complete A-Hole who has a vendetta against me. A-Hole. I like it! I consider it a great honor to be called an A-Hole by one of the best around. I'm finally in TX's club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 Beans must have been hitting the bottle early on Wednesday to completely miss that one. That was funny as hell. No one nominated the damn thing. It'll be in the line-up for next week for certain. Now pardon me while Jack D, Jose C, and I settle the rest of our business from Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 I thought for sure this post would have gotten nominated... "Even a broken clock is right twice a day.... unfortunately for you Peter North you are not a broken clock." POTW NOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 POTW NOM Seriously, can't Max put a button or icon that let's you know the nominees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 Seriously, can't Max put a button or icon that let's you know the nominees? As long as there is a POTW NOM with the post quoted I can find it using the search. A button would be okay, but the search is always better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 As long as there is a POTW NOM with the post quoted I can find it using the search. A button would be okay, but the search is always better. Not if your name is Tex it isn't...:Cuss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 Not if your name is Tex it isn't...:Cuss: TX gets plenty of nominations, he just never has the POTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Nah, I've just come to realize that Beans is a complete A-Hole who has a vendetta against me. POTW NOMINATION (just kidding) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 POTW NOMINATION (just kidding) We'll count that nomination, DNA. It'll be fun to see TX's comments again next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 We'll count that nomination, DNA. It'll be fun to see TX's comments again next week. boring repetition seems to be the only thing that Tx excels in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted May 12, 2006 Author Share Posted May 12, 2006 boring repetition seems to be the only thing that Tx excels in. We have to be charitable to the slower folks, gg. Please try to be nice to TX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 We have to be charitable to the slower folks, gg. Please try to be nice to TX. Well if she doesn't like repetition she would be no Fun at a Gang Bang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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