JetCane Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 It was really nice out there today. There were MILFs in sundresses, MILFs with baby carriages, and MILFs talking to other MILFs. There were beautiful brunettes wearing green Jets shirts. There were MILFs wearing pink Pennington tops There were bootiful MILFs And there were ha cha cha MILFs There were MILFs who looked like famous people and some who didnt It was a good day. Ummm, yeah...there were a bunch of guys on the field. About half of them wore white jerseys, and the other half wore green jerseys. There were a handful of them who wore red jerseys. They were doing some athletic stuff on the field, like running in different directions, and pushing each other. The guys in the red jerseys were throwing the ball to the guys in the white jerseys. A couple of them made really nice catches. They had numbers on their shirts, but i forgot who made the best catch. i think it was number eighty something. Two guys were kicking the ball really far. The guys in green seemed to have a bad attitude towards the guys in white. It was pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 OK JC go back to the camp and do it again-in fact take a lap for that slacker report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted August 12, 2007 Author Share Posted August 12, 2007 Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!!! The REAL TC report will be up here shortly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kentucky Jet Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 It was really nice out there today. There were MILFs in sundresses, MILFs with baby carriages, and MILFs talking to other MILFs. There were beautiful brunettes wearing green Jets shirts. There were MILFs wearing pink Pennington tops There were bootiful MILFs And there were ha cha cha MILFs There were MILFs who looked like famous people and some who didnt It was a good day. Ummm, yeah...there were a bunch of guys on the field. About half of them wore white jerseys, and the other half wore green jerseys. There were a handful of them who wore red jerseys. They were doing some athletic stuff on the field, like running in different directions, and pushing each other. The guys in the red jerseys were throwing the ball to the guys in the white jerseys. A couple of them made really nice catches. They had numbers on their shirts, but i forgot who made the best catch. i think it was number eighty something. Two guys were kicking the ball really far. The guys in green seemed to have a bad attitude towards the guys in white. It was pretty cool. ROTFLMAO! That has to be the BEST TC report you have submitted yet! PS: I think that I am in love! They say: " you can't love them all" : but I do! lol BANGBROTHERS.COM! What a great site that is! My favorite color is lime green! I do not know why! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 I'm all discombobulated, stop doing this to me, JC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted August 12, 2007 Author Share Posted August 12, 2007 Okeedokee, here we go... As reported, Thomas Jones appeared to have sustained a sprained ankle today at the 40 minute mark of practice. They were still doing individual unit drills/reps, and word is he rolled his ankle. Jones was next seen with a velcro type brace on the ankle, trying to walk with a trainer next to him. He was obviously limping. The good news is that he put some light weight on it when he was trying to walk it off. They put ice on it and he did not return to practice. I did not see him riding the bike, though there are reports that he was. Other players who didnt put the pads on and rode the bike: Miller, Kowalewski, Tutt and Eric Smith. Most of the practice was on the turf field in front of the bleachers. The team was in full pads today. There were some walk throughs of plays by individual units before the stretching. Within the first five minutes, I knew that Danny Ware has passed Alvin banks on the depth chart, and justifiably so. After stretching they went back to the combine drills for a little while. Then they regrouped and the offense spent a great deal of time and reps working on running plays. They did not even get to the first set of 11s until more than an hour into practice. Jones was injured during handoff/running play drills. Today, Westhoff practiced the punt team, with major emphasis on the LOS and blocking for the punter. This was the type of practice drill where, at the end of the year, when you look back and see there were none or less punts blocked, the players will say, yeah, we worked on that really hard during those hot August practices. Westhoff has gotten into Harris' head, going back to last week when he reamed him out for shoddy KO blocking. Today, when Westhoff stood at the 30, and waited for his STers to come over to begin the punt practice, Harris was standing right next to him like a faithful pup. Harris was inserted as a blocker on the LOS (last week they tried him at defense LOS) and after a few reps, Westhoff pulled him and put someone else in. Harris is doing well with the D, but when it comes to ST, he is Westhoff's you know what. Chris davis mishandled a couple of punts, and imo he is gone with the first cut. Westhoff was also working the gunners on downing the ball inside the 5. Wallace did the best at it. Neither of the QBs were sharp today, and overall this was definitely not the most crisp practice I have seen by a long shot. But I didnt expect the first practice after the first game to be that sharp. The offense worked on some power, short yardage plays with two TEs and Barnes in the backfield. Even before Jones got hurt, it was apparent (to me) that Ware had passed Banks on the depth chart. After Jones' injury, Leon moved to number one, and he and Ware got the most work of all the RBs. Banks and number 32 (T.Hollings) took snaps with the second team. (Ware worked with both the first and second teams). The defenses stopped the offenses today. Downfield, the DBs had super coverage on the WRs, and what passes were completed were all underneath. Random Notes -Blake Costanzo pancake tackled #32 in the hit of the day. He continues to be one of the more physical guys in camp. -Eric Hicks got some run with the first team, and in drills made a really nice play getting off the block and stopping the runner -Haynes apparently angered the DL coach, who screamed at him to "Get the F*** off the field!" Twice. -Bender getting more reps with the second team, and if my binoculars were accurate, I think I saw him getting reps at guard as well. -Kendall did not get any first team reps that I saw. -Clemens' downfield passes continue to lack a tight spiral. -Smith took only a few reps at QB today. -Poteat and Rashad came charging off the sideline together in the dime package, whooping it up and trying to get the D charged up. -Bowens dropped a sure int that hit him in the hands- obviously a bad place. -Erik Coleman picked CP in the first set of 11s. --Ryan getting a lot of reps at TE today. -Stuckey made a nice sliding catch in the middle of the field. -Harris and Spencer getting run with the second team D in the nickel. -Harris looking more comfortable with knowing his assignments and reading the play. -Ihedigbo got on the field a lot today, and did well on the second team, which had good coverage of the WRs. -Manny Collins also seeing the field with the 2d and 3rd team. -Nuge hit 5 of 6 from 45. -In what I found to be the most interesting play of the day, Ware came out of the backfield and Vilma had the coverage assignment. They were both going 100%, and Ware had a half step on JV, heading toward the sideline. The ball came and Ware snagged it just ahead of Vilma, though it is debatable whether he got both feet in. It was a very competitive play, happened right in front of me, and both these guys rock. The rookie won that battle. -Not only was Juan Wong there, he caught not one, but TWO passes today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangreenman Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Good report! By the way, #32 is T. Hollings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 thanks JC-nice to see you a little more focused after that penalty lap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Damn JC, Stop that shiit, I almost got introuble from my girl man... She cam in the room and she was like, wtf you looking at? I said I thought it was a training report! Not a damn slut fest, lol, she believed me But good report. Im glas that Harris is improving. Harris and Vilma may be the best 1-2 punch for MLB's in the NFL in about 2-3 seasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Damn JC, Stop that shiit, I almost got introuble from my girl man... She cam in the room and she was like, wtf you looking at? I said I thought it was a training report! Not a damn slut fest, lol, she believed me But good report. Im glas that Harris is improving. Harris and Vilma may be the best 1-2 punch for MLB's in the NFL in about 2-3 seasons. ATTN Defense Wins Championships-hey why don't you shorten the screename down to DWC-it takes up a quarter of the page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 ATTN Defense Wins Championships-hey why don't you shorten the screename down to DWC-it takes up a quarter of the page DWC Can mean alot of things, for example... "DownWithClemens" (And Im all for Chad baby) Or even "DamnWussyCoach", and we all Know Mangini is tough as nails, I mean he was on the Sopranos and aint get whacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno the Jet Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 First off, thanks a mil' JC! I can sit in mine home and defile myself with recreation, all the while you are sweating your arse off, rushing back, and reporting the day's events for my blurring eyes; absolutely beautiful! This is a great Sunday; wine, salami, cheese, and Jets camp reports fresh from a fantastic angle! -Eric Hicks got some run with the first team, and in drills made a really nice play getting off the block and stopping the runner Hicks played well Friday; he's a lock IMO. -Haynes apparently angered the DL coach, who screamed at him to "Get the F*** off the field!" Twice. Wow! -Bender getting more reps with the second team, and if my binoculars were accurate, I think I saw him getting reps at guard as well. GREAT! We need this kid to be a steal. The more positions he can provide depth at the better! Thanks again, JC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kentucky Jet Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 another great report. Thank you very much. I hope you do not mind but I liked it so much that I posted it on JA and greenhouse but made sure that everyone knew that it was your report. It really was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 another great report. Thank you very much. I hope you do not mind but I liked it so much that I posted it on JA and greenhouse but made sure that everyone knew that it was your report. It really was great! No problem. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 hey there jc... stealing my pics to get yourself some extra rep???? you said the flag squad was all short... ? maybe they will have an over 40 squad... i could just make a mean matzoh ball soup on the sidelines! i could shake my knaidlach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeniorFlaJet Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 hey there jc... stealing my pics to get yourself some extra rep???? you said the flag squad was all short... ? maybe they will have an over 40 squad... i could just make a mean matzoh ball soup on the sidelines! i could shake my knaidlach! I think your making a big magilah out of the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 hey there jc... stealing my pics to get yourself some extra rep???? you said the flag squad was all short... ? maybe they will have an over 40 squad... i could just make a mean matzoh ball soup on the sidelines! i could shake my knaidlach! You're a piece of work! Thanks JC, great job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 You're a piece of work! Thanks JC, great job! Thanks! She really is a piece of work, isnt she! btw I see there are reports in the papers that they had kendall playing some C on the secomd team- I think that was when Bender was playing some guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.