Preston Howley III Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 "In or out! In or out! What am I heating up the whole neighborhood?! Shut the damn door behind you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Ernie don't make me pull this thing over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 and don't let it hit you where the good lord split you....as my parents would always say.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 My favorite dadism... Your mother is not a short order cook and this is not a restaurant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted June 16, 2005 Author Share Posted June 16, 2005 "You're not leaving this table until that plate is clean. There's kids starving in China." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Because I said so !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 hey son, do you want this last sno ball or should i eat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 hey son, do you want this last sno ball or should i eat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Another.. Go ask your mother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 money doesnt grow on trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 A couple more: We are not lost, I am just not sure where we are! Wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you. As long as you live under my roof, you will live by my rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 That's not a coat rack! (referring to the back of the chair). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Shut the door behind you. Do you live in a barn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetheelz Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Hey boy, get me some toilet paper!! I hope when you have a kid one day he's as mean as you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 This is gonna hurt me a lot more then its gonna hurt you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 "Wish in one hand and sh** in the other, see which one fills up first." d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 "Wish in one hand and sh** in the other, see which one fills up first." d That's a new one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Max you are fat. Max you are a loser. Max you will never amount to anything. Max you are a stupid dooshie head. My Dad had such a good sense of humor, he always cracked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 My Dad's favorite one to me was " Don't let that hard head get you a soft behind"...Love you dad..I miss you, RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 YOUR grounded for LIFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Get your ass over here so I can whip you BOY!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 we're forgetting the classic " if I have to stop this car" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 we're forgetting the classic " if I have to stop this car" I think Max had that covered in the second post of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 "If you hit your brother one more time I'm gonna come over there and hit you twice as hard!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I think Max had that covered in the second post of this thread. my bad verde girl, I just assumed nobody reads anything max posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 my bad verde girl, I just assumed nobody reads anything max posts Poor Max! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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