Thor99 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Click the link I hear hoofbeats already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tictac Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 This can't be real, lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 This can't be real, lmao! You have to read the profiles of the kids. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 You have WAY too much time on your hands, Freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tictac Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Strengths: He has a great sense of humor and a lot of people find his annoying antics at once charming and disarming. Weaknesses: He Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 You have WAY too much time on your hands, Freak. It sounded more like two coconut halves, but hoofbeats nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 Name: Andrew Age: 12 Gender: Male Physical Description: Tall and strong, but not a very appealing boy in appearance. Medical History: Can drink milk without issue, not allergic to bees, mold or cats, and enjoys going outside all the time. May have a bit of the Leukemia, but God doesn’t make mistakes so he’s just perfect for somebody out there. Strengths: Has a lot of fun with basketball games like Horse, and makes the very most of every single day as if it was his last. Rarely complains of pain in his bones and is kind even to butterflies and house flies. Weaknesses: Kind heart often overshadowed by the weakness of his heart. CAT scan shows a large, bright spot on his heart. May be nothing but all the doctors say it could also be maybe a 15-pound tumor, whatever that means. It’s probably nothing. Also he doesn’t stand very good without a lot of help and he usually pees more white blood cells than urine, but that’s kind of charming to some loving parents, right? Agency Comments: Boy is very effeminate. Not recommended for parents looking to butch-up the family mix, but shows strong inclination towards arts and crafts. Unlikely to instigate schoolyard fights. Desired Trade: Any / negotiable. Make offer. Might do outright sale or outright purchase but we are highly motivated to move this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 It sounded more like two coconut halves, but hoofbeats nonetheless. .....so you're implying that my coconut halves hang low, eh? I am so above all this juvenile behavior. Pfft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 That one was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tictac Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Name: Emily Age: 11 Gender: Female Physical Description: Curly black hair, black eyes, dark complexion and full lips. Medical History: Recessive carrier for sickle cell anemia. Strengths: Excellent at dancing. Very good singer. Shows early aptitude in athletics. Very outgoing and loud, especially in movie theaters. Not Puerto Rican, that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 KEEP THESE THINGS IN MIND AS YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR OPTIONS: 1. Am I making an impulsive decision? Has my kid done something recently to cause this, or has he/she really earned it? 2. Am I making my decision based on what another in a similar situation has done, even understanding that their success and joy may be atypical? 3. Am I making my decision based on a pro or anti-trading propaganda, specifically something I might have seen on YouTube? 4. Am I trying to please my spouse or someone else with my decision? If so, that can be OK. 5. Have I considered what is in the best interest of my child? If you have, maybe you shouldn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 You guys HAVE to read the FAQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Aboslutely brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 How is 124 not on this list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 How is 124 not on this list? Didn't make the cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 How is 124 not on this list? Never mind 124, do you think they'll take Jetsrule? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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