ZachEY Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 In response to the True Blood thread: 1. Ninjas 2. Vampires 3. Zombies 4. Pirates 5. Vikings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 In response to the True Blood thread: 1. Ninjas 2. Vampires 3. Zombies 4. Pirates 5. Vikings Ninjas You could see the rest coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Vampires, d'uh. I'd take superhuman strength and a night time existence over years of Ninjutsu training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 17, 2009 Author Share Posted August 17, 2009 Ninjas You could see the rest coming Make sure to vote... These Vampire fans need to get what's coming to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Make sure to vote... These Vampire fans need to get what's coming to them. UH? #1, didnt see a poll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 17, 2009 Author Share Posted August 17, 2009 UH? #1, didnt see a poll hmmm... it's up there... Regardless... Vampires are lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 In response to the True Blood thread: 1. Ninjas 2. Vampires 3. Zombies 4. Pirates 5. Vikings Have you ever watched Deadliest Warrior? Good idea for a show but it wasn't done all that great. I hope they come back for another season. I'd say the Ninja or Viking, Vampires have the whole sun light problem, Zombies are mindless and easy to kill, Pirates only want money and would be piss drunk half the time. Tough choice but I'll take the Ninja, he's quicker and sneakier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 hmmm... it's up there... Regardless... Vampires are lame. Refresh.. Im in with the Ninjas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Vampires, d'uh. I'd take superhuman strength and a night time existence over years of Ninjutsu training. I would have taken vampires by a mile if they didn't have the whole sun light problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Have you ever watched Deadliest Warrior? Good idea for a show but it wasn't done all that great. I hope they come back for another season. I'd say the Ninja or Viking, Vampires have the whole sun light problem, Zombies are mindless and easy to kill, Pirates only want money and would be piss drunk half the time. Tough choice but I'll take the Ninja, he's quicker and sneakier. But they like Booty and rum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I would have taken vampires by a mile if they didn't have the whole sun light problem. Daytime is overrated. All the fun starts @ sunset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 But they like Booty and rum Funny I like booty and whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Ninjas hands down - they can toss a wooden stake from 50 yds away. With deadly accuracy no less. addios Drac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Daytime is overrated. All the fun starts @ sunset. Bumchickawaawaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Ninjas hands down - they can toss a wooden stake from 50 yds away. With deadly accuracy no less. addios Drac. You really think a vampire is gonna stand there while a goddamn HUMAN NINJA throws a stake at him. That Ninja would be drained to the last drop before he could do it. You guys are underestimating the sheer power of Vampires. Why not add Shape Shifters & Orks to the list of cool creatures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 17, 2009 Author Share Posted August 17, 2009 You really think a vampire is gonna stand there while a goddamn HUMAN NINJA throws a stake at him. That Ninja would be drained to the last drop before he could do it. You guys are underestimating the sheer power of Vampires. The whole point is the Vamp wouldn't know it's coming. Of course if you put them in a 1 vs 1 fist fight, the vampire will win... but a Ninja will never fight like that... Ninja's use stealth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 You really think a vampire is gonna stand there while a goddamn HUMAN NINJA throws a stake at him. That Ninja would be drained to the last drop before he could do it. You guys are underestimating the sheer power of Vampires. A ninja fights smart, that's a major point of their training. They don't attack with brute force they're sneaky little ****s. They would wait for a Vamp to go to sleep and kill it or trap it so the sun would do the job. But Dark does have a point a ninja doesn't stand a chance taking on a vamp straight up. Kind of like a chick with limit martial arts training fighting a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 The whole point is the Vamp wouldn't know it's coming. Of course if you put them in a 1 vs 1 fist fight, the vampire will win... but a Ninja will never fight like that... Ninja's use stealth. A vamp unless he is sleeping would know that there is a person there, they have super human senses. Holy **** the start of the season can't get here quick enough, we're debating vampires vs ninja fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Have you ever watched Deadliest Warrior? Good idea for a show but it wasn't done all that great. I hope they come back for another season. I'd say the Ninja or Viking, Vampires have the whole sun light problem, Zombies are mindless and easy to kill, Pirates only want money and would be piss drunk half the time. Tough choice but I'll take the Ninja, he's quicker and sneakier. I understand and agree with this. But just by sheer numbers you have to give the zombies the nod. I understand their clumsy and mindless, but if every single corpse on the planet came back to life in search of brains. Zombies win the war of attrition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 A ninja fights smart, that's a major point of their training. They don't attack with brute force they're sneaky little ****s. They would wait for a Vamp to go to sleep and kill it or trap it so the sun would do the job. But Dark does have a point a ninja doesn't stand a chance taking on a vamp straight up. Kind of like a chick with limit martial arts training fighting a man. But that would depend on the man wouldn't it? You act like every man has brute strength. A swift kick to the nutsack should render most men immobile for a while. And while he's grabbing his nuts, & writhing in pain, you use that opportunity to wail on him with a baseball bat or a few swift kicks to the abdomen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 One on One, keep it fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 But that would depend on the man wouldn't it? You act like every man has brute strength. A swift kick to the nutsack should render most men immobile for a while. And while he's grabbing his nuts, & writhing in pain, you use that opportunity to wail on him with a baseball bat or a few swift kicks to the abdomen. If you took the average male criminal and put them against the average female, the woman is done unless she gets lucky. I've been hit in the nuts before and it hurts but it doesn't stop you, unless it's really good shot. And you have to get close enough to hit someone in the nuts which means he's close enough to hit you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I understand and agree with this. But just by sheer numbers you have to give the zombies the nod. I understand their clumsy and mindless, but if every single corpse on the planet came back to life in search of brains. Zombies win the war of attrition. As someone already stated it's one on one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 If you took the average male criminal and put them against the average female, the woman is done unless she gets lucky. I've been hit in the nuts before and it hurts but it doesn't stop you, unless it's really good shot. And you have to get close enough to hit someone in the nuts which means he's close enough to hit you. Trust, I've kicked many nuts in my life. Men turn to putty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 17, 2009 Author Share Posted August 17, 2009 I understand and agree with this. But just by sheer numbers you have to give the zombies the nod. I understand their clumsy and mindless, but if every single corpse on the planet came back to life in search of brains. Zombies win the war of attrition. I was worried about this at Y2K. What if all the clocks at the Morgue weren't compatible, and the dead rose again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 As someone already stated it's one on one. Then why does EY has it listed as Zombies in the thread. This thread fails. If their one on one has to be the ninja then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 17, 2009 Author Share Posted August 17, 2009 Then why does EY has it listed as Zombies in the thread. This thread fails. If their one on one has to be the ninja then. I think Zombies ability to quickly multiply needs to be taken into account... it's their greatest weapon... so, I'll allow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I was worried about this at Y2K. What if all the clocks at the Morgue weren't compatible, and the dead rose again? I hate your poll its misleading. Whats with this one on one stuff? I thought we where talking epic end of times type battles. All of a sudden now its like some silly one on one death match thing. Why is it listed as Zombies then, not zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Trust, I've kicked many nuts in my life. Men turn to putty! Rockette? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I think Zombies ability to quickly multiply needs to be taken into account... it's their greatest weapon... so, I'll allow it. It's a one on one fight, ability to multiply is irrelvant. Bottom line is zombies are lame. Why the **** are Pirates on the list? They have no superhuman strength and nothing that could make them compete with a Ninja or a Vampire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I had to go with Zombies. It seems that in every Zombie movie the Zombies take over the world, or at least a big chunk of it. That hasn't happened with vampires except in I am Legend (the fantastic book, not the ho-hum movie). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 17, 2009 Author Share Posted August 17, 2009 It's a one on one fight, ability to multiply is irrelvant. Bottom line is zombies are lame. Why the **** are Pirates on the list? They have no superhuman strength and nothing that could make them compete with a Ninja or a Vampire. They're still pretty badass if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I gotta go with ninja. @ Viking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 As someone already stated it's one on one. Then EY has serious poll issues because he should have put all of them in singular rather than plural. If it was one-on-one, the choices should have been: 1. Ninja 2. Vampire 3. Zombie 4. Pirate 5. Viking I read the poll as is and voted Zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I had to go with Zombies. It seems that in every Zombie movie the Zombies take over the world, or at least a big chunk of it. That hasn't happened with vampires except in I am Legend (the fantastic book, not the ho-hum movie). Finally another person with practical end of the world scenarioitis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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