Garb Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I had one scheduled at work today. I just postponed it to tomorrow. I know the Gestapo Lady is fuming right now. I'm not even close to ready. Part of me says "eff it - it's an internal audit." I'll get everything in order when the external nazi crew comes in to beat me and my department up. Or, should I act like I care? Ugh...this minute detail oriented work makes my head ache. How much of this work can I pawn off?....Hmm...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I had one scheduled at work today. I just postponed it to tomorrow. I know the Gestapo Lady is fuming right now. I'm not even close to ready. Part of me says "eff it - it's an internal audit." I'll get everything in order when the external nazi crew comes in to beat me and my department up. Or, should I act like I care? Ugh...this minute detail oriented work makes my head ache. How much of this work can I pawn off?....Hmm...... Internal and external audits are a way of life in the company I work for. I consider internal the friendlies that get you ready for the externals. You can postpone, but you cannot escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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#27TheDominator Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 External audit? I remember them. They explained how we could save money by turning off our computer screens when we went home and put timers on the lights (flourescent-I am done before the bathroom light turns on). They stayed in a 5 star hotel that cost something like 8000 euro for their stay. Not counting the per diem for meals and incidentals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 i love being a douche to those pricks.. the last guy i had do an audit was named "hunter", what a tool this guy was. Amazing. I told him the exact opposite of what my peer told me that he told him, just to **** with the guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 i love being a douche to those pricks.. the last guy i had do an audit was named "hunter", what a tool this guy was. Amazing. I told him the exact opposite of what my peer told me that he told him, just to **** with the guy Ha. I can't repeat what I told them. I was described as "an interesting guy" when they spoke to the chief of mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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