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OK, seeing as the Jets Forum has become borderline unnavigable the last couple of weeks because people have no compunction and no impulse control about starting REPETITIVE THREADS every 2 seconds, I thought I would do my part in The Lounge by saying something stupid where it belongs.

I'll start. I just found this gem in my Junk Folder looking for something else that was comparatively important:

PHYSIO FLORA CP

CONSTANT FATIGUE AND DEATH? Top Surgeon: Avoid this DRAINING GREEN VEGGIE

Hahahahaha, constant fatigue and death, LMAO. "You look tired today, Honey Bun. Let me poke you with this stick in a roundabout way of checking for a pulse. GAH! Drop the stringbeans! You might become drained of all energy and die! Again!"

 

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