Ridiculous (and/or Hilarious) Spam/Junk Emails, Put 'Em Right Here

[jetophile]

OK, seeing as the Jets Forum has become borderline unnavigable the last couple of weeks because people have no compunction and no impulse control about starting REPETITIVE THREADS every 2 seconds, I thought I would do my part in The Lounge by saying something stupid where it belongs.

I'll start. I just found this gem in my Junk Folder looking for something else that was comparatively important:

PHYSIO FLORA CP

CONSTANT FATIGUE AND DEATH? Top Surgeon: Avoid this DRAINING GREEN VEGGIE

Hahahahaha, constant fatigue and death, LMAO. "You look tired today, Honey Bun. Let me poke you with this stick in a roundabout way of checking for a pulse. GAH! Drop the stringbeans! You might become drained of all energy and die! Again!"

 

[jetophile]

Revifol

DON'T BE FORCED TO RESIGN AFTER unveiling hair regrowth hack!

 

[jetophile]

TACTICAL LASER SIGHT!

SHOOTERS: This laser aims the gun for you!

LMFAO, I am not making this up.

[joewilly12]

NY Jets ticket office looking to sell me PSL's and or season tickets without PSL's in PSL locations. 

[SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN]

 

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[jetophile]

C'mon, guys, JETS FO emails are a given.

DEMENTIA PROGRAM

YOUTHFUL BRAIN! Is your missing? No 's' in 'yours'. 

[Spoot-Face]

"Hi, this is Phil Sullivan at JetNation.com. I'm just checking to verify your email address. Please respond. Thanks. Go Jets!"

[SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN]

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