kloogy Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 never saw that site before. This was funny: http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1199 Jessica Simpson is quoted in the Times magazine (whatever the hell that is) saying that her ex husband Nick Lachey … ummm … lets see … how to sugarcoat this … has virtually no penis. Yeah, turns out there’s no way to sugarcoat that.. Jessica says: "Nick didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it." And two days ago, she is quoted as saying: "Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though." When asked about this, a top mental health doctor said, “Nick should probably kill himself. We rarely recommend that, but, seriously, she said she couldn't feel anything." This is also another reason I desperately want to sleep with Jessica Simpson. I'd be following an infant. She'll think I'm huge, almost no matter what. Whereas if I was about to have sex with Paris Hilton, I would tie a rope around my waist . Have someone on the other end, work out some kind of code. Two pulls on the rope means I'm in danger, one means I need more air, that sort of thing. And when I yell "on belay" he needs to tighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 that's friggin hilarious sperm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 that friggin whore-how bad would THAT be to have your ex-wife come out publicly say you're hung like a mouse-if I was Nick I'd come out and say her future boyfriends should ALWAYS wear a condom and check for crabs afterwards-just in case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I had to re-read it because I was sure I read it wrong initially. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 I had to re-read it because I was sure I read it wrong initially. Wasn't all the hype that Simpson was supposedly a virgin before she wed. So, where did her point of reference come from? I guess it is true what they say about the boy bands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Wasn't all the hype that Simpson was supposedly a virgin before she wed. So, where did her point of reference come from? Hey, sucking dick and taking it up the poop chute don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Hey, sucking dick and taking it up the poop chute don't count. the proper term is Turd-cutter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Hey, sucking dick and taking it up the poop chute don't count. and how do you know this alk? i'm just askin ma man. not pointing fingers....juuust askin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 and how do you know this alk? i'm just askin ma man. not pointing fingers....juuust askin Didn't you ever try to get with a girl way back in your high school days that was saving herself for marriage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Didn't you ever try to get with a girl way back in your high school days that was saving herself for marriage? phew......thanks for that response..... I was gettin worried that , well , umm good answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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