Smizzy Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Lauren, This is my thread to you. I'd like take this time to profess my undying love and devotion to you. Max isn't the man you should be with. I am. He doesn't know how to love,worship and cherish you. I do. He doesn't know how to keep the nights filled with passion and ecstasy like I can.He won't rub your feet when they are sore...or massage your shoulders when the weight of the world is crushing down upon them. But I will. I am also a lot thinner and better looking. Please take that into consideration when making your decision...and remember one thing....I love you...and I would be nothing without you. You are the reason I get up every day and want to breath! Without you in my life.....it's not much of a life.Just give me a chance to show you how you deserve to be treated. Love, Smizzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Lauren, This is my thread to you. I'd like take this time to profess my undying love and devotion to you. Max isn't the man you should be with. I am. He doesn't know how to love,worship and cherish you. I do. He doesn't know how to keep the nights filled with passion and ecstasy like I can.He won't rub your feet when they are sore...or massage your shoulders when the weight of the world is crushing down upon them. But I will. I am also a lot thinner and better looking. Please take that into consideration when making your decision...and remember one thing....I love you...and I would be nothing without you. You are the reason I get up every day and want to breath! Without you in my life.....it's not much of a life. Just give me a chance to show you how you deserve to be treated. Love, Smizzy How did you become a mod? wow... Simply amazing... You sound like a guy in love with a female... I dont know about the "weight of the world crushing down" on her... But I can make a bet that her shoulders are sore from Max when his weight comes crashing down on her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 How did you become a mod? wow... Simply amazing... You sound like a guy in love with a female... I dont know about the "weight of the world crushing down" on her... But I can make a bet that her shoulders are sore from Max when his weight comes crashing down on her shoulders? ribs, legs, OK,,but shoulders? Do you think JFBM and Max's last name is Wallenda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 7, 2007 Author Share Posted November 7, 2007 :1cry: :1cry: I guess this is it then. I never thought it would end like this. If only you would let me hold you in my arms one more time. Hopefully my memories do not fade over time and I will always be able to remember what we had and how you made me feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Lauren, This is my thread to you. I'd like take this time to profess my undying love and devotion to you. Max isn't the man you should be with. I am. He doesn't know how to love,worship and cherish you. I do. He doesn't know how to keep the nights filled with passion and ecstasy like I can.He won't rub your feet when they are sore...or massage your shoulders when the weight of the world is crushing down upon them. But I will. I am also a lot thinner and better looking. Please take that into consideration when making your decision...and remember one thing....I love you...and I would be nothing without you. You are the reason I get up every day and want to breath! Without you in my life.....it's not much of a life.Just give me a chance to show you how you deserve to be treated. Love, Smizzy LOL, so smizzy, are you that guy? Trying to steal another man's woman? So when Max is off at work all day, are you on the phone for her being the guy that will listen to her bitch and being the shoulder to cry on, sharing recipes and cooking tips and talking about The View and Oprah and being the undercover married cookie snatcher? Smizzy is JFBM's emotional friend, watch out maxxx! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 7, 2007 Author Share Posted November 7, 2007 LOL, so smizzy, are you that guy? Trying to steal another man's woman? So when Max is off at work all day, are you on the phone for her being the guy that will listen to her bitch and being the shoulder to cry on, sharing recipes and cooking tips and talking about The View and Oprah and being the undercover married cookie snatcher? Smizzy is JFBM's emotional friend, watch out maxxx! We don't watch the View and she hates Oprah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinsChampionships Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Smizzy... You have 2 keep it on the low man... Max is gonna find out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 We don't watch the View and she hates Oprah. haha you know nothing about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 LOL, so smizzy, are you that guy? Trying to steal another man's woman? So when Max is off at work all day, are you on the phone for her being the guy that will listen to her bitch and being the shoulder to cry on, sharing recipes and cooking tips and talking about The View and Oprah and being the undercover married cookie snatcher? Smizzy is JFBM's emotional friend, watch out maxxx! Let the record state that JoeBaby is talking about Sal the stock broker on the Howard Stern show. His wife had an emotional friend. Any similarities to other people, past or present, were not intended and should not be discussed in this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Alright call me a pos, but I'll never touch a girl's feet. F*** THAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 8, 2007 Author Share Posted November 8, 2007 haha you know nothing about her. We don't watch tv together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 LOL, so smizzy, are you that guy? Trying to steal another man's woman? So when Max is off at work all day, are you on the phone for her being the guy that will listen to her bitch and being the shoulder to cry on, sharing recipes and cooking tips and talking about The View and Oprah and being the undercover married cookie snatcher? Smizzy is JFBM's emotional friend, watch out maxxx! I'm learning Lettish. Go look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 We don't watch tv together. well we watch some!!!!(but do not tell joebaby!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 Let the record state that JoeBaby is talking about Sal the stock broker on the Howard Stern show. His wife had an emotional friend. Any similarities to other people, past or present, were not intended and should not be discussed in this forum. IT IS ALL GOOD !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 well we watch some!!!!(but do not tell joebaby!) LAU-REN!!!!!!!!! Are you saying what I think you are saying???!! Girlfriend shut up!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 LAU-REN!!!!!!!!! Are you saying what I think you are saying???!! Girlfriend shut up!!! lol lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 well we watch some!!!!(but do not tell joebaby!) LAU-REN!!!!!!!!! Are you saying what I think you are saying???!! Girlfriend shut up!!! lol lol! LOL, i have conducted extensive and exhaustive research on this, women enjoy the porn too, so c'mon and admit it verdeverde, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 This is pretty funny -- I actually didn't get my wife's joke. I didn't get Verde's response either. Until now. Sucks having to find out this way. Your wife is watching porn with your friend. It hurts, it just hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 11, 2007 Author Share Posted November 11, 2007 well we watch some!!!!(but do not tell joebaby!) LAU-REN!!!!!!!!! Are you saying what I think you are saying???!! Girlfriend shut up!!! lol This is pretty funny -- I actually didn't get my wife's joke. I didn't get Verde's response either. Until now. Sucks having to find out this way. Your wife is watching porn with your friend. It hurts, it just hurts. Who said she's joking? Damn...you know nothing about her:winking0001: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Who said she's joking? Damn...you know nothing about her:winking0001: Porn is useful when you are by yourself. When you have a partner I don't really see the need for porn. But I can see how someone would need a little jumpstart if you were turning the proverbial keys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted November 11, 2007 Author Share Posted November 11, 2007 Porn is useful when you are by yourself. When you have a partner I don't really see the need for porn. But I can see how someone would need a little jumpstart if you were turning the proverbial keys! No, you dirty pervert. Porn is better viewed with a partner. Silly rookie. Come back next week for another lesson,my young padawon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 No, you dirty pervert. Porn is better viewed with a partner. Silly rookie. Come back next week for another lesson,my young padawon. What I was trying to say is porn is good for guys like you that don't know how to push all the right buttons. The dashboard can be a confusing thing. No need to read the manual, just start driving and use porn as cruise control. Not my style though. I much prefer to do things the old fashioned way. Let me know when the next class is though. I paid for the semester I will keep attending even though it is doubtful I will learn anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 What I was trying to say is porn is good for guys like you that don't know how to push all the right buttons. The dashboard can be a confusing thing. No need to read the manual, just start driving and use porn as cruise control. Not my style though. I much prefer to do things the old fashioned way. Let me know when the next class is though. I paid for the semester I will keep attending even though it is doubtful I will learn anything. ehh, watching porn with your partner works as an easier way too float the idea of some of the more adventurous antics, i mean, how comfortable would you be to just randomly ask your wife/gf "hey honey, i'd like to try skull-####ing you tonight, whaddayasay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsTaborJet Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Lauren, This is my thread to you. I'd like take this time to profess my undying love and devotion to you. Max isn't the man you should be with. I am. He doesn't know how to love,worship and cherish you. I do. He doesn't know how to keep the nights filled with passion and ecstasy like I can.He won't rub your feet when they are sore...or massage your shoulders when the weight of the world is crushing down upon them. But I will. I am also a lot thinner and better looking. Please take that into consideration when making your decision...and remember one thing....I love you...and I would be nothing without you. You are the reason I get up every day and want to breath! Without you in my life.....it's not much of a life.Just give me a chance to show you how you deserve to be treated. Love, Smizzy Wow, that's beautiful MrsMax... you should snatch this guy up right away! Max who???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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