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Kosovo

to the tune of The Beach Boys' "Kokomo"

by the Norwegian Army Telemark battalion

Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania

It's Euro, and NATO, why the hell do we go

Pristinia, blew up, huh? Head for Macedonia

I'll race ya...

Somewhere far overseas

There's a place called Kosovo

That's where you don't want to go

If you're Albanian at all

Protecting human rights

Air strikes and firefights

And we'll be dropping our bombs

Wherever Serbian bad guys hide

Just up from Kosovo

Somalia, Grenada,

Or rescuing Kuwait-a

We screwed ya Rwanda

Wish we coulda helped ya

Iraqi embargo

That's where we got hustled

Ooo so now we're helping out in Kosovo

We'll kiss some ass and then we'll see how it goes

And then we really don't know

Good luck to Kosovo

Mi-lo-se-vic

You sorry son of a bitch

[musical interlude]

Every time we go

To little places like Kosovo

We never really know

What happens after we go

Tough luck for Kosovo

Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania

It's Euro, and NATO, why the hell do we go

Pristinia, blew up, huh? Head for Macedonia

Oooo from Macedonia down to Kosovo

We'll kick their ass and then we'll see how it goes

And then we really don't know

That sucks for Kosovo

Somalia, Grenada,

Or rescuing Kuwait-a

We screwed ya Rwanda

Wish we coulda helped ya

Iraqi embargo

How it ends we don't know...

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lovely thought there ss19! :shock:

Hey now! It's only the unemployed teenagers who are shooting the sh*t off. The same ones who start a fire in the brush about 200 or so feet away from my front door. If they have no hands, they can't start a fire. Sound logic, right? I'm for keeping crime down!

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Hey now! It's only the unemployed teenagers who are shooting the Sh#t off. The same ones who start a fire in the brush about 200 or so feet away from my front door. If they have no hands, they can't start a fire. Sound logic, right? I'm for keeping crime down!

Alright McGruff!:wink:

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My neighbors have been having a field day all weekend. ;) I don't mind the colorful stuff, but how many mats does one have to light... its nothing but noise. Beats the m-80s and blockbusters that have been going off all weekend in the nature preserve I live across the street from.

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Didn't even feel like July 4th to me.

My street was deserted and I was working 10-630 and then came home to an empty house, fell asleep, woke up around 11, watched a movie talked to some people on AOL and went back to bed. :lol:

Work...that evil 4 letter word EB. :wink:

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Didn't even feel like July 4th to me.

My street was deserted and I was working 10-630 and then came home to an empty house, fell asleep, woke up around 11, watched a movie talked to some people on AOL and went back to bed. :lol:

Work...that evil 4 letter word EB. :wink:

I'm gonna milk being unemployed and chilling until it ends! :lol:

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