The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Hi, Hi I'm Smizzy's son, GOB let me use his screen name to make this plea for help. I'm writing to beg for your help to locate my daddy. He disappeard a few weeks ago and hasn't been seen since. My mommy says that there's some new Jets message board that came out around the time daddy disapeared and I am hoping you can help me. You see, a few weeks ago, right around the time my mommy says the new board started, my daddy left us all. I saw daddy go into the computer room, shut the door, and we haven't seen him since. Now we were used to him disappearing for long periods of time late at night, but this time he never came back. The doors to the computer room are locked and mommy and I can't get in. We're so scared, we don't know what to do. The other night I was watching TV with mommy and we heard weird noises coming from the computer room. Someone was inside yelling, "Do Me Tom" really really loud but when we tried to go inside, the doors were locked from the inside. The other day, a weird smell started coming from under the door making us all feel sick. I'm so worried, I don't know where my daddy is and I miss him so much. Mommy and I are really scared. We keep hearing weird, muffled noises coming from inside the room, especially at night. For a while, Mommy was crying every night before she went to sleep because she said she can't afford to pay the internet bill anymore. Daddy, if you read this please come home now. Ever since mommy started hanging out with some red headed cop from Michigan, she's been coming home late at night and stinking of booze. I'm worried she's starting to forget who you were. Please Daddy, I miss you. If any of you know my Daddy, please tell him I miss him and I want him to come home. Signed, Smizzy's son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Im sorry i was eat'n bacon ,did you say something Piggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 EUREKA! I figured out why Smizz has moved here full time! It's because I OWNED his sig on JI. Clever, Smizz, clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 EUREKA! I figured out why Smizz has moved here full time! It's because I OWNED his sig on JI. Clever, Smizz, clever. I run from no man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 I run from no man. So does that mean I get to write your sig here too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 So does that mean I get to write your sig here too? Was that the bet? I mean if you really wanna be a c*ck gobbler about it,ill bring it over but we both know it wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 I run from no man. He just bends over and grabs his ankles. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 I bend over for no man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 He just stands gets on his tippy-toes and takes it like a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 He just stands gets on his tippy-toes and takes it like a man. Good one knob polisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 I bend over for no man. Shut up and try to relax, I'm almost done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Shut up and try to relax, I'm almost done. Like id ever be the bitch in the realtionship,who am i Timid bro green? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 I am here to say Smizzy should not have to complete and sig bet that he is currently honoring on another site. Since he is a member of the other site, he is currently fulfilling his obligation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Who is this Smizzy character?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 I am here to say Smizzy should not have to complete and sig bet that he is currently honoring on another site. Since he is a member of the other site, he is currently fulfilling his obligation. I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 I am here to say Smizzy should not have to complete and sig bet that he is currently honoring on another site. Since he is a member of the other site, he is currently fulfilling his obligation. Good call max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 Good call max. Someone take a photo of it...he doesn't make many of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Who is this Smizzy character?? Im the guy who tucks that tall redhead in at night :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 I am here to say Smizzy should not have to complete and sig bet that he is currently honoring on another site. Since he is a member of the other site, he is currently fulfilling his obligation. Hard to beleive Max feels this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Someone take a photo of it...he doesn't make many of them... DELETE. I will do it. Don't provoke me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Hard to beleive Max feels this way. Go so sick of looking at that damn AVATAR I started my own board. NOW THAT IS A LOOPHOLE. An expensive\time consuming one. But a loophole regardless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Go so sick of looking at that damn AVATAR I started my own board. NOW THAT IS A LOOPHOLE. An expensive\time consuming one. But a loophole regardless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLPHINWORSHIPPER2 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 WOW! Based on the number of posts and when you signed up, that's an average of 137 +/- postes per day!!!!! Assuming you sleep for 8 hours that puts you at 8.5 posts per hour. That's a post every 7 minutes non stop for 16 hours a day. WOW! Just amazing and a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records is waiting for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 WOW! Based on the number of posts and when you signed up, that's an average of 137 +/- postes per day!!!!! Assuming you sleep for 8 hours that puts you at 8.5 posts per hour. That's a post every 7 minutes non stop for 16 hours a day. WOW! Just amazing and a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records is waiting for you. Welcome to JETNATION. Home of NO FLOOD CONTROL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 WOW! Based on the number of posts and when you signed up, that's an average of 137 +/- postes per day!!!!! Assuming you sleep for 8 hours that puts you at 8.5 posts per hour. That's a post every 7 minutes non stop for 16 hours a day. WOW! Just amazing and a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records is waiting for you. Your forgetting somethings. You would hope he would shower, eat and go the bathroom. Plus, with his wife having just delivered a baby, you know he is surfing for porn also. That is a multi-tasking posting force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 WOW! Based on the number of posts and when you signed up, that's an average of 137 +/- postes per day!!!!! Assuming you sleep for 8 hours that puts you at 8.5 posts per hour. That's a post every 7 minutes non stop for 16 hours a day. WOW! Just amazing and a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records is waiting for you. Nice math DW2!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Nice math DW2!!!! Math Groupy. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Math Groupy. :wink: more like Math Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 more like Math Queen You sell yourself short. Your at least a Math Goddess. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 You sell yourself short. Your at least a Math Goddess. :wink: flattery would get you everywhere if you weren't a stinking patsie fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 flattery would get you everywhere if you weren't a stinking patsie fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 oh don't get pouty ... my Jewish guilt will get to me... that was actually a very sweet thing to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 oh don't get pouty ... my Jewish guilt will get to me... that was actually a very sweet thing to say. O:) mmuuwwahahahahahahahha!!!!! Excellent the plan is working. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLPHINWORSHIPPER2 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Nice math DW2!!!! Let's take it a step further. Like PFSIKH said, he has to go to the bathroom, eat, tend to porn sites, tend to baby, tend to wife, maybe employment, etc........ So that leaves 8 hours in the day to post which makes it +/- 17 posts per hour, or +/- 1 post every 3.5 minutes. Assuming ot takes an average of about 1-1.5 minutes to write a post, that leaves about 2 minutes until the next post is 'due'. It takes about 2 minutes to scroll through other posts and read so that puts us out of time. Smizzy....just having fun. I'm not messing with you :wink: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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