DMaynard Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 It is a fact that a beloved figure like Chad Pennington winning back the starting job can actually please Chad lovers so much that it can reduce their cholesterol levels. And this reduces the chance of heart disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 It is a fact that a beloved figure like Chad Pennington winning back the starting job can actually please Chad lovers so much that it can reduce their cholesterol levels. And this reduces the chance of heart disease. It's also rumored that it could have a positive effect in normalizing bowel movement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 It's also proven to cure erectile Dysfunction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 It's also proven to cure erectile DysfunctionI don't know about that. If that happens theres some worshipers around here that will be rubbing one out to their Chad action figures so frequently it might cause longer term disfunction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 It is a fact that a beloved figure like Chad Pennington winning back the starting job can actually please Chad lovers so much that it can reduce their cholesterol levels. And this reduces the chance of heart disease. I dont know anything about that DM - it will just make me throw-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted May 2, 2008 Author Share Posted May 2, 2008 I dont know anything about that DM - it will just make me throw-up. Great avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 I'm really not too sure there are Chad lovers.....rather Kellen realists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoping4ASuperBowl Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 i heard when chad gets injured, god kills a kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted May 2, 2008 Author Share Posted May 2, 2008 I'm really not too sure there are Chad lovers.....rather Kellen realists If these noble gents are such realists about Clemens after seeing him for 8 games, they should be more realistic about Chad after seeing him for 6 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 It is a fact that a beloved figure like Chad Pennington winning back the starting job can actually please Chad lovers so much that it can reduce their cholesterol levels. And this reduces the chance of heart disease.Tell me about it DM, I now have a Bad flintch every time I see Chad inside the 20 yard line when he steps back to throw the ball. I can't even sit at the bar any more because people know I have this problem ,so they think I'm going to spill beer on them,Or head bunt them,it's not a pretty site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetfuel Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 I don't know about that. If that happens theres some worshipers around here that will be rubbing one out to their Chad action figures so frequently it might cause longer term disfunction. How did you know? I keep it in the box though so I don't really consider it an action figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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