The "Grass is Greener here" thread

[Jetsfan80]

We have lots of reasons that we should be happy to be Jets fans right about now. Here are 10 of them:

1) Our quarterback doesn't rape women habitually.

2) We're not the Browns, Rams, Raiders, Broncos, Seahawks, Buccaneers, Bills, or Jaguars.

3) Our Head Coach doesn't have the personality of a brick, doesn't cheat on his wife, isn't afraid to give a big f*** you to the PC crowd and say what he really thinks about his team, and has shifted the culture from "Same Old Jets" to "Play like a JET!"

4) We're not a team that depends so heavily on a passing attack that, when its time to grind a game out, we can't do it.

5) Players across the league want to play for us and we don't have to pay above market value to get them.

6) Our Front Office is superb at identifying and going after players in the draft that can help the team immediately.

7) Our GM is capable of acquiring just about any player he sets his eyes on without mortgaging the future.

8) We came within 30 minutes of the Super Bowl last year and did everything possible to improve the roster.

9) We may well have one of the best defenses of all-time when all is said and done.

10) We have the most loyal, passionate, and craziest fan base in the football universe.

Go Jets.

[Jbro22]

Its only 'we' if we're winning. If they lose, than they suck.

[THE ILK]

Want another reason? Check out the trolls here, thank God you're not one of them!

[freestater]

wearing green makes your penis look bigger.

[Vicious89x]

wearing green makes your penis look bigger.

I thought that was black.

[Jack Straw]

1) Our quarterback doesn't rape women habitually.

2) We're not the Browns, Rams, Raiders, Broncos, Seahawks, Buccaneers, Bills, or Jaguars.

3) Our Head Coach doesn't have the personality of a brick, doesn't cheat on his wife, isn't afraid to give a big f*** you to the PC crowd and say what he really thinks about his team, and has shifted the culture from "Same Old Jets" to "Play like a JET!"

4) We're not a team that depends so heavily on a passing attack that, when its time to grind a game out, we can't do it.

5) Players across the league want to play for us and we don't have to pay above market value to get them.

6) Our Front Office is superb at identifying and going after players in the draft that can help the team immediately.

7) Our GM is capable of acquiring just about any player he sets his eyes on without mortgaging the future.

8) We came within 30 minutes of the Super Bowl last year and did everything possible to improve the roster.

9) We may well have one of the best defenses of all-time when all is said and done.

10) We have the most loyal, passionate, and craziest fan base in the football universe.

Apparently Bitonti is having trouble logging on to the site today -- he e-mailed me and asked me to post this rebuttal on his behalf.

1) In April of 2006, Mark Sanchez was arrested for sexual assault, so while our quarterback isn't a "habitual rapist," he still does in fact rape women.

2) We're not the Patriots, Steelers, Colts, or Ravens either.

3) Our head coach doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut, was responsible for Revis holding out since he talked him up so much, and has put too much pressure on a second year QB who hasn't improved at all since his junior year at USC.

4) This is a passing league, and we have the worst passing attack in the entire league.

5) Woody Johnson is broke and refuses to pay anyone.

6) Our front office jettisoned Leon Washington for USC Bust Joe McKnight, and cut the best LG of all-time all because they wanted to save a few pennies.

7) Our GM is recklessly trading for washed-up, locker-room killing characters (Braylon Edwards, Santonio Holmes, Antonio Cromartie, etc.)

8) We were 30 minutes away from the Super Bowl and our head coach and owner are acting like we already won it.

9)This defense can't rush the passer, our best player is out of shape (Revis), Jason Taylor is done and shows up late all the time, Kris Jenkins is injury prone, since 2007 Antonio Cromartie has had more kids than interceptions and is playing on a bad hip, Calvin Pace is hurt, Bart Scott is overrated, Brodney Pool can't play from the trainer's room, and even if he does he's only 10% the player Kerry Rhodes is, and Jim Leonhard is too small to last 16+ games. We also have no depth on the d-line.

10)Woody failed to bring the Jets back to NY and now we can't even sell out the stadium we're renting from the Giants. We remain second class citizens.

Signed with love,

Bitonti.

[SenorGato]

Apparently Bitonti is having trouble logging on to the site today -- he e-mailed me and asked me to post this rebuttal on his behalf.

1) In April of 2006, Mark Sanchez was arrested for sexual assault, so while our quarterback isn't a "habitual rapist," he still does in fact rape women.

2) We're not the Patriots, Steelers, Colts, or Ravens either.

3) Our head coach doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut, was responsible for Revis holding out since he talked him up so much, and has put too much pressure on a second year QB who hasn't improved at all since his junior year at USC.

4) This is a passing league, and we have the worst passing attack in the entire league.

5) Woody Johnson is broke and refuses to pay anyone.

6) Our front office jettisoned Leon Washington for USC Bust Joe McKnight, and cut the best LG of all-time all because they wanted to save a few pennies.

7) Our GM is recklessly trading for washed-up, locker-room killing characters (Braylon Edwards, Santonio Holmes, Antonio Cromartie, etc.)

8) We were 30 minutes away from the Super Bowl and our head coach and owner are acting like we already won it.

9)This defense can't rush the passer, our best player is out of shape (Revis), Jason Taylor is done and shows up late all the time, Kris Jenkins is injury prone, since 2007 Antonio Cromartie has had more kids than interceptions and is playing on a bad hip, Calvin Pace is hurt, Bart Scott is overrated, Brodney Pool can't play from the trainer's room, and even if he does he's only 10% the player Kerry Rhodes is, and Jim Leonhard is too small to last 16+ games. We also have no depth on the d-line.

10)Woody failed to bring the Jets back to NY and now we can't even sell out the stadium we're renting from the Giants. We remain second class citizens.

Signed with love,

Bitonti.

Well at least with all that said we know that Gholston will rise from the ashes like a phoenix reborn.

[PatsFanTX]

Apparently Bitonti is having trouble logging on to the site today -- he e-mailed me and asked me to post this rebuttal on his behalf.

1) In April of 2006, Mark Sanchez was arrested for sexual assault, so while our quarterback isn't a "habitual rapist," he still does in fact rape women.

2) We're not the Patriots, Steelers, Colts, or Ravens either.

3) Our head coach doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut, was responsible for Revis holding out since he talked him up so much, and has put too much pressure on a second year QB who hasn't improved at all since his junior year at USC.

4) This is a passing league, and we have the worst passing attack in the entire league.

5) Woody Johnson is broke and refuses to pay anyone.

6) Our front office jettisoned Leon Washington for USC Bust Joe McKnight, and cut the best LG of all-time all because they wanted to save a few pennies.

7) Our GM is recklessly trading for washed-up, locker-room killing characters (Braylon Edwards, Santonio Holmes, Antonio Cromartie, etc.)

8) We were 30 minutes away from the Super Bowl and our head coach and owner are acting like we already won it.

9)This defense can't rush the passer, our best player is out of shape (Revis), Jason Taylor is done and shows up late all the time, Kris Jenkins is injury prone, since 2007 Antonio Cromartie has had more kids than interceptions and is playing on a bad hip, Calvin Pace is hurt, Bart Scott is overrated, Brodney Pool can't play from the trainer's room, and even if he does he's only 10% the player Kerry Rhodes is, and Jim Leonhard is too small to last 16+ games. We also have no depth on the d-line.

10)Woody failed to bring the Jets back to NY and now we can't even sell out the stadium we're renting from the Giants. We remain second class citizens.

Signed with love,

Bitonti.

That was great, well done.