Garb Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Ha! Probably very true. MVP is a joke. Why not just call it the best QB or RB award. In the last 20 years, only 2 non QB/RB was awarded MVP. LT and a F'ing place kicker. And how someone can be awarded MVP and lose their only playoff game at home is beyond me all the while throwing to the elite Wes Welker...is beyond me. A lot of things are beyond you...you know, like understanding why you put your underwear on backwards. It's because you are a latent homosexual. What seems obvious to most is "beyond" you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 A lot of things are beyond you...you know, like understanding why you put your underwear on backwards. It's because you are a latent homosexual. What seems obvious to most is "beyond" you. Dont be jealous because boys are more interested in me than you. Not my fault God made me prettier than you. Hater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Dont be jealous because boys are more interested in me than you. Not my fault God made me prettier than you. Hater. I'd **** Garb wayyyyyyy before I'd **** you, Steve. Though, you are a pretty man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I'd **** Garb wayyyyyyy before I'd **** you, Steve. Though, you are a pretty man. Yeah, but you're a lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Yeah, but you're a lesbian. Semantics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Dont be jealous because boys are more interested in me than you. Not my fault God made me prettier than you. Hater. .....and he calls himself pretty to boot. Perhaps not so latent anymore.....plus the sexual tension between you and Tom Shane is palpable. I hear gay is the new way in Nicaragua. Perhaps Tom Shane can accompany you on your next trip there? Brings new meaning to surf and turf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 .....and he calls himself pretty to boot. Perhaps not so latent anymore.....plus the sexual tension between you and Tom Shane is palpable. I hear gay is the new way in Nicaragua. Perhaps Tom Shane can accompany you on your next trip there? Brings new meaning to surf and turf. It is the new way. All the homo's are running around in 19-0 Patriots t-shirts butt humping each other pretending the other is Tom Brady. Still, your posts reek of jealousy. I probably look better in bikini too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 It is the new way. All the homo's are running around in 19-0 Patriots t-shirts butt humping each other pretending the other is Tom Brady. Still, your posts reek of jealousy. I probably look better in bikini too. Actually, I hear those t-shirts were traded in for Jets AFC Champion one's. ....and he wears a bikini, folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Still, your posts reek of jealousy. I probably look better in bikini too. Not a chance. Your nipples are mis-shapen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Actually, I hear those t-shirts were traded in for Jets AFC Champion one's. ....and he wears a bikini, folks! If true, I'll look for them. But the straight guys are probably wearing those, so they might be hard to locate. And we all know that you are a one piece bathing suit type wearer...so clearly it wouldnt be much a bikini contest between you and I. Stupid of me to even mention really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 If true, I'll look for them. But the straight guys are probably wearing those, so they might be hard to locate. And we all know that you are a one piece bathing suit type wearer...so clearly it wouldnt be much a bikini contest between you and I. Stupid of me to even mention really. Ah...I get it...showing off that dangling rainbow belly ring again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Ah...I get it...showing off that dangling rainbow belly ring again. At least I can. Jealous hater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 At least I can. Jealous hater. I find belly rings about as lady-like as tramp stamps....hey, you got one of those too, huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I don't get the humor on this board.. at all. Is it an old people thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I find belly rings about as lady-like as tramp stamps....hey, you got one of those too, huh. Just because you dont have a body like mine to show off a belly ring and a tramp stamp doesnt mean you have to hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 You guys will re-load on this draft and be very good this season. 10-12 regular season wins and first round playoff loss. Brady for MVP and Belli as coach of the year. Book it! Sounds good. Id be happy just making the playoffs. But you know that Belichick will trade half of this years drafts picks for more picks in 2012. With that being said, 7 - 9 wins, no playoffs and another rebuilding season. Pay Manning MVP, who is better than Brady anyway - Rex said so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I'd **** Garb wayyyyyyy before I'd **** you, Steve. Though, you are a pretty man. Yeah but Garb would be more likely to tell people, so you may want to re-think that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Just because you dont have a body like mine to show off a belly ring and a tramp stamp doesnt mean you have to hate. Honestly, navel rings, if tatsetful and on a flat firm tummy, are fine and can be cute. Tramp Stamps, on the other hand, are gross, imo. Honestly, I never understood the ink craze. What people think looks good at 25 is 'gonna look like absolute sh*t at 65. Plus, being an inked-up woman seriously impedes the summer fashion. Say you 'wanna wear a cute, sleeveless sundress, meanwhile your arms have all sorts of stuff going on. To each their own and all....but...meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Honestly, navel rings, if tatsetful and on a flat firm tummy, are fine and can be cute. Tramp Stamps, on the other hand, are gross, imo. Honestly, I never understood the ink craze. What people think looks good at 25 is 'gonna look like absolute sh*t at 65. Plus, being an inked-up woman seriously impedes the summer fashion. Say you 'wanna wear a cute, sleeveless sundress, meanwhile your arms have all sorts of stuff going on. To each their own and all....but...meh. I dont have any ink...but Jax Beach, where I live, has to be the capital of the world for arm sleeve tattoos. Everyone's got it. Dont think its attractive look for women at all...but many rock it. And I say the same thing you are saying every time I see it. But I'm just not an ink person all around. So to each his own I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I find belly rings about as lady-like as tramp stamps....hey, you got one of those too, huh. Personally I'm into teh ladies and agree. I prefer my woman tatoo-less, piercing-less and cooking my damn dinner. Now that's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Yeah but Garb would be more likely to tell people, so you may want to re-think that. Garb is a woman of class and decency, and would keep our freakin' on the weekend discreet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Sounds good. Id be happy just making the playoffs. But you know that Belichick will trade half of this years drafts picks for more picks in 2012. With that being said, 7 - 9 wins, no playoffs and another rebuilding season. Pay Manning MVP, who is better than Brady anyway - Rex said so. Dude where you even alive the last time you guys had just 7 wins? Hahaha, shoot other than the fluke year Brady got hurt and Miami won the AFC east you guys have owned the regular season. As of late... post season not so much. You guys will be drafting to win this year. Tommy and Wilfat ain't getting no younger. This might be the year he trades Wilfat to the Raiders for a number one and a tetanus shot. Brady over Manning or Manning over Brady. Few years back Tommie's post season performance made it an easy argument in his favor. Recent times Brady has out choked Peyton in the post season. Cheer up.. at least you can wear your Danny Woodhead jersey for another season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Garb is a woman of class and decency, and would keep our freakin' on the weekend discreet. On a real note - Mr. Shane, haven't seen you on twitter in forever. You lose yet another bet? Jeez, dude, stop betting already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 LOL! You prefer bottle blondes with big mouths I hear. On a real note - Mr. Shane, haven't seen you on twitter in forever. You lose yet another bet? Jeez, dude, stop betting already. But they're sweet, well-meaing bottle blondes! I had to give up Twitter and Facebook. I was becoming "that guy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 But they're sweet, well-meaing bottle blondes! I had to give up Twitter and Facebook. I was becoming "that guy." what does "that guy" mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I was becoming "that guy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 what does "that guy" mean? Classic over-sharer/attention whore. Thank God that's all behind me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Dick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted April 14, 2011 Author Share Posted April 14, 2011 I am so glad I am not into that social media frenzy of Twitter-get to avoid Garb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I am so glad I am not into that social media frenzy of Twitter-get to avoid Garb Come on, Frank. Tell me you've never wondered what Garb's tweets looked like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nodimwithere Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 New England has the ultimate flexibility in this draft, with 2 first rounders, two second rounders, and two thirds. Belichick has shown a propensity to trade down and acquire more picks, even in future drafts. With Tom Brady at 34, however, I would think Belichick would at least consider adding a QB who could learn under Brady. However, this is not a strong QB class, and he may wait until next yeart or beyond to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damaged89 Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I actually think it would be a good idea for NE to move up this year. If a guy like Von Miller or Patrick Peterson or AJ Green falls enough, I'm sure they could package two of their first three picks to move up and get an elite talent. They would still have a top 33 pick to use on an offensive lineman too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 But they're sweet, well-meaing bottle blondes! I had to give up Twitter and Facebook. I was becoming "that guy." Is it weird that I've never had a MySpace, Facebook or Twitter account but I have 13,000 posts here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Dude where you even alive the last time you guys had just 7 wins? Ya, but I was a Cowboys fan. Hahaha, shoot other than the fluke year Brady got hurt and Miami won the AFC east you guys have owned the regular season. As of late... post season not so much. Kinda like Marty Schotenhiemer. You guys will be drafting to win this year. Tommy and Wilfat ain't getting no younger. This might be the year he trades Wilfat to the Raiders for a number one and a tetanus shot. Fat ugly people dont last long in California and have you seen Mrs Wilfat? Brady over Manning or Manning over Brady. Few years back Tommie's post season performance made it an easy argument in his favor. Recent times Brady has out choked Peyton in the post season. If Brady didnt have all that long hair he would have a high forehead like Manning too. Cheer up.. at least you can wear your Danny Woodhead jersey for another season. Ya,youre right. It should be arriving UPS any day now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 ....more likely, Tom, "anti-establishment" Shane, is that with the first pick in the second round and with teams in dire need of a QB, the Patriots are playing the game and setting up a draft day trade with that pick. tht was my first thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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