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Made Up Draft Rumor (Parody) - Moving up to Number 2 - Sweet@!!


BornJetsFan1983

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The Rams are going to trade the number 2 pick to us for our number 1 this year and next along with our 4th and the 5th from this year. Tanny wants to give Rex and the new offense lightning and draft RB Richardson. Apparently the kid is fine and will work out with the Jets at their training facility while Rex Ryan pee's on himself thinking about how many SB's we are going to win. Woody said "FU Giants this is my house"

Also Mark Sanchez was heard saying "this is great, I'm really looking forward to working with a leader on Offense".

Cimini plans to write a bunch of articles about it, Also several jet-nation posters(really just #27TheDominator) plan to write posts about how getting a beast running back is dumb and shonne green is all we need. I mean the guy had a great game against cincy a couple years ago, right?

Per the anonymous sources who thought Sanchez wasn't being pushed

Please feel free to share your inside scoops below....but I doubt anyone can beat this

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