A short poem to celebrate the return of Joe and Robert

[TBJ]

The captain has no clothes.

Wrong Joe Willy?

Nobody knows.

[Beerfish]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious game of forgotten Jet lore—

    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my Jet man cave door.

“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my Jet man cave door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

 

    Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;

And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.

    Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow

    From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost season evermore—

For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name playoffs in days of yore—

            Nameless here for evermore, no playoffs again for evermore

[southparkcpa]

25 minutes ago, Ron Rico said:

Not too shabby.

I was a music major in college for a short while……

[freestater]

9 hours ago, Warfish said:

I prefer Haiku.

Joe would often say

Thank you, Joe Douglas. Thank you. 

Now he cries a lot.

[Joe W. Namath]

1 hour ago, BurnleyJet said:

I bet it’s a sh*t movie, but still more entertaining than the Jets.

Up the Creek was a classic 80s teen comedy.  One of those movies you handed dad at the video store and hope he did not turn it over to see it was rated R.  99% of the time he didnt and it was a night filled with boobies in your basement.

Good times!

[southparkcpa]

6 hours ago, PS17 said:

Zach is a Jet

Mike White is a Dolphin

This next offseason

Joe D. will be golfin’

No respectable golf club should have his fat arse.  

[Barry McCockinner]

I was once on a forum that had a rap battle thread. Poem battles are cool to though.

[Alka]

Joe Namath:

You're not a poet, 

I hope you know it!

The Jets are a bad team in case you haven't learned,

Each year they have crashed and burned.

I see you expect the Jets to go next year to great heights,

But by the end of the season, we will be giving them their last rights!

Next year after the draft, Rob Saleh and Joe D. will be thrilled and cheer,

But they will be looking for new jobs by the end of the year.