The "This one's for you, Mr. Savage69" Episode of POTW - June 7, 2006

[GreenBeans]

Welcome to the show, kids - I'm GreenBeans your host and this is POTW. I'd like to start this week's post with a personal message to Savage69. Sav, my man, come on back to JN - I need someone to keep this POTW stuff in check. Who else could call out POTW like you, dude? No one, that's who. How do you expect TX to ever have a shot at winning this ting without you around? I serious hope to see your sausage eating chicks on my screen again soon. You may equate me with a steaming pile of dookie, but I for one will miss your insight and knowledge.

On to this week's POTW winner. The winning post was impossible to deny - it IS JN. The only bad part - the bossman wins as a result. That's right, JN's honcho himself, the newly styled "Max" (apparently he lost his "man"-hood) is this weeks winner of the ever popular POTW. The winning post was:

Regardless of the thread title, this is how the average thread works in the JN Lounge. (yeah this is a bit played out but it makes me laugh so I am posting it).

POSTER: Asks a question / makes a comment.

VERDE: Hey POSTER. Are you hot? Wanna make out.

BREN: I HAVE NOT EVEN SLEEPED YET! Totally wasted.

TX: Hey Dumbass, welcome to the site.

Greengal: I am cute, how come nobody responds to me?

BREN: hicuup

Maxman: Holy crap, that is hysterical.

Blackout806: Check out this article about a cat that got electrocuted.

DickKotite: hahaha I ever tell you about the time limo and jetgirl had a fight over insurance money .

Maxman: Holy crap, that is hysterical.

VERDE: Gotta run, going to the gym now.

Greenbeans: Good one V. POTW NOM.

Smizzy: Jets | Newhouse & reed signed

Jetheelz: The new Superman trailer is sexy in a hetero kind of way.

Garb: Oh the typical Jet fan, so sad. So uneducated. Have to love the internet though. Although I never want to meet any of you in real life.

SouthernJet: So these two lesbians walk into a hostess factory...

BigAlNYC: This one time in college, Bit got wasted and slept with 8 hookers. 4 of them were men so he is only half a fag.

Maxman: Holy crap, that is hysterical.

Verde: I am back from my workout, I am shredded.

Tx:

JoeWilly: Hey V, does your gym have that new fake grass?

Bob: This banner stinks.

Greenmachine: Agreed. I would have done it for free.

Faba: Get along people - we are all friends in the internet sense.

GreenDNA: Anyone want porn? PM me and I will add you to the email list.

POSTER: Signs off and decides to never return.

Pure genious - no other way around it. Congrats to "man"-less "Max" for his award winning post. I never thought I'd see the day, but then here it is...

Other posts nominated and considered this week were:

(Topic - Guess who got a job?)

Originally Posted by blackout806

WAHOO

Basically I'll be answering phones and selling people contracts for Dell software.

I'm pumped

Originally Posted by Mavrik

Does this mean you will be moving to India and obtaining a thick-indecipherable Indian-British accent?

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Originally Posted by Boozer76

Guys, I can't understand how you can't figure out the difference between ball busting and a personal attack. I will demonstrate thre difference on StillerPaul to clear up any misconceptions.

Insult/Personal Attack:

Hey Stiller, Shut your f*cking mouth you tobacco spitting, cow tipping, sheep screwing, Pennsyltucky inbred motherf*cker. Yin'z isn't even a god damned word in the dictionary @sshole!!!!

:Cuss:

Ball Busting:

Hey Stiller, do all tobacco spitting, cow tipping, sheep screwing, Pennsytucky inbreds say Yin'z like you??:wink::wink::wink:

Please note excessive use of the emoticon :wink: to imply sarcasm. Hope this helps to clear anything up. :wink:

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Originally Posted by GimmeShelter

Did David just tie the game up with a clutch bottom 8 HR?

Originally Posted by blackout806

GS, you want a pair of knee-pads?

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Originally Posted by Max

Anyone see Melky high five the fans after the catch? Me neither.

Yankee Baseball! That's what i'm talking about!!!

Lighten up Met fans, I am only busting.

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(Topic: Expectations)

Originally Posted by BwanaZulia

2006: 9-7

(and I have said this a lot)

If Nicky can take the 4-12 Dolphins and turn them into a 9-7 with ABSOLUTELY NO QB, so can Mangini with better talent all around.

Other expectations:

- Competitive in every game

- Win at least one game against each of our division rivals

- Play well at home

BZ

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(Topic: Anyone else PUMPED for the world cup?)

Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

Dude, a "perfect header" is something you get from a hot chick, and has nothing to do with the "top corner".

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(Topic: Law to New England like 124 has said since January?)

Originally Posted by Thor99

JetNation.com has put 124 on the DL retroactive to June 1st, for a strained elbow tendon. 124 was injured while attempting to pat himself on the back.

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(Topic: Anyone else PUMPED for the world cup?)

Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

Soccer is a fag sport.

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(Topic: Personal Attacks)

Originally Posted by Fred Jetstone

I'm willing to be insulted...for a price.

55 vcash per insult...offseason special - 2 insults for 100vcash.

Go for it. I need to rebuild my account.

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(Topic: Will this rain ever stop?)

Originally Posted by greengal

and ms. chick pea telling us how odd we are all are...yet she is still here...

yep same ole same ole.

as for me... i am willing to give up the whole "do you like me" sally fields thing...

what about the rest of you??

will Max give up trying to be funny?

Will V eat a piece of bread?

will bob stop being the grammar police

.... stay tune ....

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Originally Posted by Maxman

I can't believe Wayne Chrebet causes so much debate. He was an undrafted free agent. His production as an undrafted free agent is off the charts.

Was he better than Keyshawn? No. But once again Wayne was an undrafted free agent and was not the # 1 overall pick in the draft.

He made too much money? Is that Wayne's fault? Blame the regime that extended him. I am sure it was his moral responsibility to tell the franchise that he was overpaid.

Cmon. Wayne was a great Jet. He is not a Hall Of Famer. But he gave his heart and soul to this franchise. He kept playing when everyone told him to stop. He risked his future. That is how much he loved the NY Jets and football.

If this franchise had a guy with Wayne's heart at every position, the Super Bowl drought wouldn't be nearly as long as it is.

Thank You Wayne. You gave everything you had to this franchise. And it is appreciated.

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[GreenBeans]

Originally Posted by SeniorFlaJet

Sex? My wife has me down to once a month.

But I'm lucky. I know two guys she cut off entirely.

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(Topic: Jet most likely to succeed in politics)

Originally Posted by Fred JetstoneA lot of athletes claim that they would like to enter politics after their playing days are over.

It got me to thinking, what NY Jet is most likely to succeed in public office after the football career ends?

I could see Brooks Bollinger seriously making a run at Governor of North Dakota.

Vilma, maybe?

Thoughts?

Originally Posted by Bob

Bollywood could start this fall. He'll need something to do before November.

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Originally Posted by Bob

Thank you Wayne "flashlight" Chrebet for finally putting us out of our misery and retiring. Your 2 TD's over 3 years and awesome 153 yard 2005 season, 397 yard 2004 season and 289 yard 2003 season shows us how dumb the Bradway era was. You are a part of a losing Jets tradition that never won any championships anyway.

Keyshawn Johnson was right..statistics do not lie! Flashlight!!!!!

Johnson: 9756 Yards, 60 TD's, 744 receptions, 1 Superbowl Ring! (active)

Chrebet: 7365 Yards, 41 TD's, 580 receptions, no Superbowl Ring (retired)

A real GM would have kept Keyshawn and cut Chrebet. I can't wait for the Wayne Chrebet "bobble head" day. But then again ,didn't we just see that the last 3 years anyway.

Translation:

I'm a douchebag with no life and no real thoughts about football or anything else.

I know a lot of you are fans of Chrebet, so I'm going to use the occasion of his retirement to annoy you. Pissing people off gives through the anonymous safety of the Internet gives me a chubby, so now I'm going to whack off - quietly so Mom doesn't hear me.

I'll be back with some more ridiculous bull**** in a few days.

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Originally Posted by Writeguy

Top five "offenses" in football:

* Fat guys showing up in drag to "support" their team

* T.O. talking like he's a "born-again" team player

* Those weird get-ups that Raider fans wear to games

* Doing a "sack dance" when your team's down 30-3 in the fourth quarter

* Cameramen cutting away from "honey" shots after just a split second

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Originally Posted by Xcel2NuFX

Looking at the stats a little more closely had Chrebet been healthy these past 3 years their stats would really not be all that far apart.

These two guys represent two totally different ends of the spectrum here.

How are you going to compare Keyshawn with Chrebet I mean really? Compare Keyshawn to some other guys who were drafted that year like Marvin Harrison!

Marvin Harrison

19th overall pick in 96

927 rec. 12331 yards 110 TD's

Keyshawn Johnson

1st overall pick in 96

744 rec. 9756 yards 60 TD's

Now your gonna tell me that the Jets made a bad decision letting keyshawn go and keeping Chrebet, Im gonna tell you that the Jets made a bad decision by using the 1st overall pick on a reciever who lacks ideal speed and has an attitude problem!

I mean did you root for Rocky or Apollo? Were you a CLubber Lang fan? How do you feel about Ivan Drago?

Wayne Chrebet gave inspiration to countless short white kids playing football that there was a chance that they could make it to the NFL if they worked hard.

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Originally Posted by Sperm Edwards

we like to divide people up as anti-Herm or retarded around here. Which are you?

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Originally Posted by GreenBeans

Blame Sperm!

Originally Posted by Scott Dierking

Same thing I say when I get angry at my kids

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(Topic: Little League)

Originally Posted by Maxman

Dude even if your kid is .400 hitter there is still a 50% chance (factoring in walks\errors) that he would make an out. He should have taken the base.

Do you call him AROD? Because he needs to worry less about his stats and more about winning. Take the damn base, steal and get into scoring position.

On the rare chance it isn't totally obvious I am totally kidding.

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Originally Posted by Savage69 (editor's note: COME ON BACK!)

Hey Sonny you want to get into name calling?? How about this!! I'm tired of you punks coming up with your crap! And by the way if you were the Real 80 you would be Wayne and your not!! He had Class! And here's something else for you! Max let's too many of you Punks on this Board! So I'm gone! As long as your here! And if you think I kid ask JFF or Senior Jet!! Bye Max!!

Originally Posted by rsherryjr

Thanks for the memories Wayne and Savage!

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Originally Posted by Maxman

Alk,

Just to be sure that this receives the proper consideration please type: POTW NOM. Otherwise Beans might miss it.

Although a post blasting Verde...no way Beans picks that one anyhow. I am not saying he has no balls. Just that they are really small.

Take this all for what it is worth.

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(Topic: Max, you suck!)

Originally Posted by Maxman

This thread stopped being about my suckiness a long time ago. You bumped it so people will ask what you look like. That my friend is what they call being an Attention Whore.

I mean this in the nicest possible way.

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Originally Posted by Maxman

Alk,

Just to be sure that this receives the proper consideration please type: POTW NOM. Otherwise Beans might miss it.

Although a post blasting Verde...no way Beans picks that one anyhow. I am not saying he has no balls. Just that they are really small.

Take this all for what it is worth.

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Originally Posted by Verde

You are not allowed to win POTW.

If Beans were playing special favors, I'd have won by now.

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There it is - all the posts that were fit to consider. Another fine week here at JetNation. See y'all next week - time to get back to work. One last thing, however -

GO CANES!

GB

[nj meadowlands]

Max that post is RIDICULOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[nj meadowlands]

OMG I can't take it... that thread is ridiculous. Incorporation of everything.

[faba]

Max's ego will get real LARGE now

[nj meadowlands]

PS Beans... how does "Soccer is a fag sport" receive consideration for post of the week!?!?!

If I post that 80% of the world is a bunch of fudgepacking gayblades am I gonna get my name in next week's edition? Good grief...

[Garb]

Max's ego will get real LARGE now

Did someone call me?

[faba]

Did someone call me?

Yes the resident ego deflator at work

[Alk]

Man, two weeks now without a nomination. Time to go back to the lab.

[Blackout]

Yes the resident penis deflator at work

im a bastard, i know

[PatsFanTX]

PS Beans... how does "Soccer is a fag sport" receive consideration for post of the week!?!?!

Because it is a fag sport.

[nj meadowlands]

Because it is a fag sport.

I'd rather play a "fag sport" than be an actual fag.

[PatsFanTX]

I'd rather play a "fag sport" than be an actual fag.

Haven't you pissed off enough people this week?

[Maxman]

I am shocked. I really didn't see this coming. I have nothing prepared. Wow...{stumbles to aisle}...

I would like to thank the little people. For you make it all possible. Your provide the inspiration, the material and you are why I do what I do. To the little people I say thank you.

Also thank you to my parents. Because of you Mom and Dad, I have the Outlook that I have. I realize that every day is a good day. A blessing. As long as I never have to be chained in the basement again while you go "out for the weekend", I will be happy. You treated me poorly but I see now that it was for my benefit. Being a good parent would have been easy. You took the more challenging path. The abuse you sent my way, made me the person that I am today. The Nation thanks you for this.

Mostly though, thank you to The Nation. I am humbled. This is the 2nd best day of my life. Only surpassed by taking 4th place in the funniest poste votings. That meant a lot to me. It is nice to be recognized.

[BwanaZulia]

Because it is a fag sport.

And because I nominated it.

Actually, I think I nominated another TX line this week, something about BJs.

BZ

[BwanaZulia]

Haven't you pissed off enough people this week?

Man... you are just on a roll.

BZ

[GreenBeans]

And because I nominated it.

Actually, I think I nominated another TX line this week, something about BJs.

BZ

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(Topic: Anyone else PUMPED for the world cup?)

Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

Dude, a "perfect header" is something you get from a hot chick, and has nothing to do with the "top corner".

[nj meadowlands]

Haven't you pissed off enough people this week?

You're right, my fault...I forgot for a second that it was commendable to use an offensive word such as ''fag'' only if you're a universally recognized j-off... darn

[BwanaZulia]

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(Topic: Anyone else PUMPED for the world cup?)

Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

Dude, a "perfect header" is something you get from a hot chick, and has nothing to do with the "top corner".

See Tx... that is my one nice thing I did for you for the year.

Enjoy.

BZ

[PatsFanTX]

See Tx... that is my one nice thing I did for you for the year.

Enjoy.

BZ

Thanks BZ, but I'd still rather argue with you about Hermy than get a POTW nomination.

It's not like I'm ever gonna win.

[GreenBeans]

Thanks BZ, but I'd still rather argue with you about Hermy than get a POTW nomination.

It's not like I'm ever gonna win.

Close......but no cigar. Someday, someway...

[StillerPaul]

Well i didn't get a nomination but at least my name was finally mentioned in the potw thread. Big thanks to Boozer!

Originally Posted by Boozer76

Guys, I can't understand how you can't figure out the difference between ball busting and a personal attack. I will demonstrate thre difference on StillerPaul to clear up any misconceptions.

Insult/Personal Attack:

Hey Stiller, Shut your f*cking mouth you tobacco spitting, cow tipping, sheep screwing, Pennsyltucky inbred motherf*cker. Yin'z isn't even a god damned word in the dictionary @sshole!!!!

:Cuss:

Ball Busting:

Hey Stiller, do all tobacco spitting, cow tipping, sheep screwing, Pennsytucky inbreds say Yin'z like you??:wink::wink::wink:

Please note excessive use of the emoticon :wink: to imply sarcasm. Hope this helps to clear anything up. :wink:

Oh yea, congrats to Max too!