RichardSeymour Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Since I'm doing this right on the heels of another mock this one will have a theme... the idea originally was not to make it easy on myself... it turned out to be surprisingly easy. I guess the theme would be "what happens if there's a run on DEs in the teens?"... 1. San Francisco 49ers - QB Aaron Rodgers The 49ers pick Rodgers over Smith because the history of strictly shotgun QBs moving to the NFL is a bit shaky. 2. Miami Dolphins - QB Alex Smith AJ Feeley is NOT the answer. Not at all. You do not pass up a franchise QB here, and Saban knows it. 3. Cleveland Browns - LB Derrick Johnson A new HC has a lot of sway on the initial pick. Crennel wants a defensive cornerstone. 4. Chicago Bears - RB Cedric Benson Bears want a WR here but can't pass on an RB of Benson's caliber. 5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers- RB Cadillac Williams The wrong pick IMO (I like Brown better), but Gruden develops an infatuation. 6. Tennessee Titans - WR Mike Williams Williams impresses and the Titans sieze the opportunity to replenish their depleted receiving corps. 7. Minnesota Vikings - CB Antrel Rolle Vikings elect to focus on defense. That won't save Tice's job though. 8. Arizona Cardinals - RB Ronnie Brown Not Denny's first choice for an RB but he takes what he can get. 9. Minnesota Vikings (from WAS) - WR Braylon Edwards Vikings trade a 2nd to move up and get what they hope will be at least a partial replacement for Moss. 10. Detroit Lions - DE Dan Cody The Lions seek to trade down, but don't find suitors with tons of DEs and DBs still on the board. They take Cody. 11. Dallas Cowboys - DE Marcus Spears The Planet Principle in action. 12. San Diego Chargers -OLB Shawne Merriman The Chargers are looking for a passrushing OLB and are thrilled Merriman is still on the board. 13. Houston Texans - OT Alex Barron The Texans have a lot of needs, but protecting David Carr remains the biggest. In Barron they hope they have a ten year solution at Left Tackle. 14. Carolina Panthers - OT Jammal Brown The Panthers need an RT badly and are thrilled Brown is there to be snatched up. 15. Kansas City Chiefs - DE Erasmus James When you rebuild a defense you start on the Defensive Line. 16. New Orleans Saints - S Thomas Davis The Saints look to their secondary... but would Justin Miller have been the better pick? 17. Cincinnati Bengals - TE Heath Miller It just makes too much sense. When you have what you hope is a franchise QB, you surround him with weapons. 18. Washington Redskins (from MIN) - DE Matt Roth The kind of hardnosed player Gibbs wants. Fills a major need. Gibbs/Snyder will look to WR elsewhere, as they are too impatient to look to a rookie here. 19. St Louis Rams - DE Shaun Cody Martz goes against his desires and drafts defense. 20. Dallas Cowboys - CB Pac-Man Jones Parcells is thrilled that he's still there. Races to the podium. 21. Jacksonville Jaguars - DE David Pollack Jax elects for need over BPA, and Pollack has the demeanor Del Rio wants. Chopping wood. 22. Baltimore Ravens - WR Troy Williamson Billick lobbies Newsome and wins out, although with the size of the Ravens hole at WR it doesn't take a ton of convincing. 23. Seattle Seahawks - LB Channing Crowder Mike Holmgren showed he wasn't afraid of attitude when he took Jeremy Stephens... and he still has sway. Besides, the Hawks badly need a run stuffer. 24. Green Bay Packers - CB Carlos Rogers The Packers are thrilled to have their pick of all the CBs they could have reasonably expected to be here. They pass on Miller and take Rogers. 25. Denver Broncos - DT CJ Mosely The Broncs elect to replenish their depleted DL. Mosely is BPA in that area. 26. New York Jets - OT Khalif Barnes The Jets have their LT of the future who they can groom at RT this year before swapping him and Fabini in '06. 27. Atlanta Falcons - CB Marlin Jackson Falcs get a runningmate for DeAngelo Hall and take Jackson for his size to complement Hall's speed. 28. New England Patriots (from SD - CB Justin Miller New England pays a 3rd to move up and solve (hopefully) both the weakness at CB and the PR problem. No, I didn't rig it to happen this way. 29. Indianapolis Colts - LB Justin Tuck Colts take the local product to give them a passrushing threat at LB to augment the threat of Freeney. 30. Pittsburgh Steelers - WR Mark Clayton and it p*sses me off royally that he's still here for them to take in my mock. 31. Philadelphia Eagles - OG Elton Brown With Simon tagged the Eagles have reinforce their OL. 32. San Diego Chargers (from NE) - CB Brandon Browner The Chargers can't resist, and while it's a boom or bust pick at 32 Browner's a steal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 A shotgun would make them go away for good :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 A shotgun would make them go away for good :wink: and that's the thanks I get for not dicking you guys out of Khalif Barnes? Tsk. Next time it's Charlie Frye for the Jets.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Good job, arsenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Good job, arsenal.Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 Good job, arsenal. Uh, someone want to translate for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Uh, someone want to translate for me? arsenal is Portuguese for " Kiper wanna be " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Yes. Like a 12 year old Kiper without the cool hair or knowledge of football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 Yes. Like a 12 year old Kiper without the cool hair or knowledge of football. Troll, I already said I was sorry, I didn't know she was your mother.... why the need for cheap shots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Relax, Seymour, I was just busting your balls. I felt it was owed to me since your sister busted my nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Troll, I already said I was sorry, I didn't know she was your mother.... why the need for cheap shots? Because she cried for 3 weeks after you left & only troll was there to comfort her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 RS, normally I'd have your back because you bring so much to the table, but now that I know that you have a hot model nymphomaniac girlfriend that will console you, you're on your own. Besides, the arsenal shot was too brutal. There is no coming back from that. Good job Troll-daddy. I do like that arsenal kid, though. In 10 years he'll know more about football than any of us ever will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 Relax, Seymour, I was just busting your balls. I felt it was owed to me since your sister busted my nuts. Oh, so you were that scary ugly toothless loser she kneed in the nads because he tried to grope her at the frat party? Sucks for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 RS, normally I'd have your back because you bring so much to the table, but now that I know that you have a hot model nymphomaniac girlfriend that will console you, you're on your own. She's in Boston for the night with some college girlfriends so I'm on my own. Pity me Tom. Pity me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 She's in Boston for the night with some college girlfriends so I'm on my own. Pity me Tom. Pity me. Hate you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 25, 2005 Author Share Posted February 25, 2005 Pac Man Jones is probably sliding way too far in this mock.... Uh.... pretend he had a bad workout or an attitude at the combine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Barron, Barnes or Browner. Give me a B on the Jets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 RS - Not bad, but why would the Chargers trade down and select, in theory a worse CB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Good job RS Miller is there for the Jets though at 26 I would take him over Barnes and also stop you guys from grabbing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Hate you! I'm in Beantown right now at the Westin Copley Just banged some chick from Western Mass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 ...you're in trouble mistah! You know, reading this thread got me to thinking (yah, yah, yah.....the smoke coming out of my ears gives it away....) but how did you men come up with the term "bang?" Do you liken your penis to a gun? Are you all so enamored with your little pistols and think they are so very powerful? Bang, shoot, score kind of thing? Juvenile.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I'm in Beantown right now at the Westin Copley Just banged some chick from Western Mass Way to go, KobeEJet. Have you no shame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Good job, arsenal. Friggn' classic. One of the best ball busts on the new board. Kuddos troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Way to go, KobeEJet. Have you no shame? None whatsoever when "closing the deal" :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 None whatsoever when "closing the deal" :wink: OBVIOUSLY! <COUGHGARB> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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