The "Just Start the Season" Edition of Post of the Week - August 23rd, 2006

[GreenBeans]

Welcome to POTW which is really turning into POSOTW as of late. Be that as it may, we persist and carry on. Hopefully the quality of the nominations will increase once the season begins. You can't make BBQ'd ribs out of ribs, you need a cow, or a bull, or something - I'm getting all flustered here - just ask Herm. Anyhow, the nominations this week were:

Originally Posted by Jetcane

Sorry, Boss.

I'm going to have to spend less time watching the MILF's at TC.

Does this mean you are not going to approve the corporate account lunch bill for my meal with cubed?

BTW, did I mention that Suggs failed his physical?

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(Topic: Unbiased look at Herman Edwards)

Originally Posted by BwanaZulia

Sperm and Southern on this like white and rice.

BZ

Originally Posted by joewilly

and bz right behind em to defend

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(Topic: Unbiased look at Herman Edwards)

Originally Posted by rajensen088

from Glauber of Newsday:

http://www.newsday.com/sports/footba...ny-sports-mezz

"The way things are going for the Jets these days, the Edwards era will come to be looked upon as the good old days. And Edwards can look back and say he made the best move of his career.

The way things are going for the Jets these days, the Edwards era will come to be looked upon as the good old days. And Edwards can look back and say he made the best move of his career".

Originally Posted by bitonti

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

(Editor's Note: Lia Two-Times?)

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Originally Posted by vinnys025

sorry, put it in the wrong place....i just woke up

Originally Posted by Max

It must really suck being your wife in the morning.

(Editor's Note: Jealous much?)

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(Topic: My best friends girl just dropped a bombshell)

Originally Posted by Max

Guys you are being a little rough on this poor girl. I mean who amongst us hasn't had a one night stand with a hot latin guy? It happens. Their hips, they just draw us in with the moves.

She should be forgiven. Anyone have an email address for the latin snake by chance? I want to talk to him. About an online chat, yeah, an online chat. That's it.

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Originally Posted by 124

If the girl is that shallow that should base the decision of staying with a guy because his dick is huge or if it's normal or around normal then she's not very mature and probably not worth the time of day. Love should always come first. Not love for the ****.

Originally Posted by Alk

Spoken like a man with a small dick.

(Editor's Note: Down goes Frazier, down goes Frazier, ...)

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(Topic: Max's Birthday!!!!)

Originally Posted by The Troll

Happy birthday to the biggest douche-bag I have ever encountered.

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Originally Posted by Sharrow

Giambi's maustache has been the catalyst in this series. It will be the MVP if they continue to dominate like this.

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Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

Brady and Cassel both looked in mid-season form last night.

Here are their combined stats:

29/40, 72.5%, 341 yards, 8.2 yards per attempt, 2 TD's 0 INT's.

No that is what real QB production looks like in the NFL.

Originally Posted by Ten

Not all NFL teams have their QBs pumped up on steriods though.

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Originally Posted by Fred Jetstone

Yeeeaaah!

What a performance.

B. Bollinger (10-16, 69)

He passed. He ran. He radiated poise. He intimidated the defence. He led the Jets to victory.

If this doesn't earn him the starting job I don't know what will.

I was right all along.

Ramsey you later. Hello Brooks.

What a game. What a great game!

I am now going to officially celebrate this fine victory !!!!!!!

(Editor's Note: Enjoy it for another two weeks Freddy...)

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Originally Posted by blackout806

if the best Curt Schilling can do with his back against the wall is 7 IP and 3 earned runs, thats not going to fly so well in the playoffs

Originally Posted by Max

Try to stay on topic. Schilling won't be pitching in the playoffs this year so I am not sure how that is even relevant.

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Originally Posted by Boozer76

Tin, Jones' progresdsion last year at LT went from a stinking garbage dump to an unclean vagina.

(Nominnation: "Partial POTW" - Editor's note: which part?)

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Originally Posted by Jet/BosoxFan

Please fill in the puzzle.

_ a _ kee E _ i m i _ ation P _ rty

Here is your clue:

What 6th annual Diddy Party-esque event will we ALL be having at the end of this season in the Baseball Forum?

Originally Posted by TaborJet

How about:

S W _ _ P

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Originally Posted by kloogy

(Editor's note: Hey, look - a picture that did not win POTW! )

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Originally Posted by SouthernJet

cool,, different thread though,,

u arent goin the way of the woman thread hijackers?

Originally Posted by PatsFanTX

Now that could have been the worst insult I have ever received as a member of this board.

Originally Posted by SouthernJet

whats next? Bradys career exploits in lyric form?

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Originally Posted by greengal

do i get an assist?

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Originally Posted by Scott Dierking

You know that it is an '07 game, because apparently the play got off with 18 seconds on the play clock.

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(Runner-up of the Week Sponsored by PatsFanTX)

Originally Posted by Max

I was always Mark G. Late hits were my thing and I didn't much care about defending the run. And if there was a girl on the sidelines...oh man.

lol.

Originally Posted by greengal

what? you would run the other way?

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Originally Posted by Brenjetsfan

how do i download a picture from a camera phone?

Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Are they of you? If so I forsee 2 things making the file too large.

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And this week's winner of Post of the Week is:

Originally Posted by JetFanFL

Did I miss something here?

Since when do you name your #2 QB when you haven't announced who #1 is?

Jets | Mangini noncommittal on who backup QB will be

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:45:35 -0700

Julian Garcia, of the New York Daily News, reports New York Jets head coach Eric Mangini still has not decided who his No. 2 QB will be entering the season.

Originally Posted by Max

They are going to call all 4 QBs out and it will be televised.

Brooks and Clemens step forward please. One of you guys is going home tonight. Kellen -- the coaching staff has spoken and you are NOT going home this evening. So sorry Brooks.

Be sure to tune in next week as we announce the results for Chad and Ramsey. Mangini is all about the drama of it all!

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So Max, can I keep my job now?

Hope everyone enjoys the rest of their week!

gb

[gg]

ladies, gentlemen, and max... looks like my funny is here to stay!

two nominations!! woooo hoo!!! sooooon it will be POTGG!!!

but my dear gb... i am sorry... you must have had a headache today in order to pick that lame nomination of our most esteemed weblord...

ahh well ./..there is always next week!!!

[GreenBeans]

ladies, gentlemen, and max... looks like my funny is here to stay!

two nominations!! woooo hoo!!! sooooon it will be POTGG!!!

but my dear gb... i am sorry... you must have had a headache today in order to pick that lame nomination of our most esteemed weblord...

ahh well ./..there is always next week!!!

I could in fact blame it on a headache, yes. Thank you for you vote of confidence.

[Alk]

ladies, gentlemen, and max... looks like my funny is here to stay!

two nominations!! woooo hoo!!! sooooon it will be POTGG!!!

but my dear gb... i am sorry... you must have had a headache today in order to pick that lame nomination of our most esteemed weblord...

ahh well ./..there is always next week!!!

Please, lets not start comparing nominations. That would make me look like a Jets fan pumping my chest over preseason championships. A little birdy told me that you won't even get nominated next week but I will.

[SoFlaJets]

I'm really warming up and looking forward TO GB's excellent feature here

[gg]

I could in fact blame it on a headache, yes. Thank you for you vote of confidence.

oh gb! you know i think you rock!!!! that is why i knew there had to be something up...for you to make THAT choice!

i am busting on the weblord not you!!

[gg]

Please, lets not start comparing nominations. That would make me look like Jets fan pumping my chest over preseason championships. A little birdy told me that you won't even get nominated next week but I will.

what ...are you working for the psychic network now, alk?

[GreenBeans]

I'm really warming up and looking forward TO GB's excellent feature here

It ain't the best (Jetcane's threads are the best)

It ain't the funniest (Sperm Edwards - he's funny)

It's got no insight (Like Fred Jetstone's posts)

Little in the way of use (Southern Jet - He's useful)

It's not lyrical (gg provides that for us)

It's not artistic (Verde is the artist)

It just is, and we thank you.

[GM]

I thought I had the sure winner. I mean a joke about bren's boobs...How could that go wrong?

[NIGHT STALKER]

Hey, I should get some vCash for being the setup guy for Max...on second thought, forget about that...being the setup guy for Max just doesn't seem right.

[Maxman]

Hey, I should get some vCash for being the setup guy for Max...on second thought, forget about that...being the setup guy for Max just doesn't seem right.

That is a Savage line!

Beans thanks for the nod. But personally I thought my line sucked. Now last week I had two good ones. This week -- not so much.

[PatsFanTX]

I thought I had the sure winner. I mean a joke about bren's boobs...How could that go wrong?

Her boobs?

I thought you were talking about her feet.

[GM]

Her boobs?

I thought you were talking about her feet.

Hey, if she had feet that big the Jets would have never drafted Nugent.

[GreenBeans]

That is a Savage line!

Beans thanks for the nod. But personally I thought my line sucked. Now last week I had two good ones. This week -- not so much.

Slim pickin's for the Legume this week - not much there.

[Ten]

:yahoo:First POTW nomination.

[PFSIKH]

ladies, gentlemen, and max... looks like my funny is here to stay!

two nominations!! woooo hoo!!! sooooon it will be POTGG!!! :D/COLOR]

Dear God,

Why?

Sincerly,

PFSIKH