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drago

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  1. 1. Death Match


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drago

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First one that dies, loses.

Who wins?

Personally i think the real killers are going to be Gainzo, MrsT, VanDoug, madmike, bugg, bit, smizzy, GOB, Bob, and with a little hippie action i'll throw SouthernJet in there.

Those are the contestants. If the fight is like the NCAA tourney i think VanDoug has the upper hand since he will clearly be fighting dirty (canadian) and probably use drum sticks as a weapon.

If its a brawl, last man (wo-man) standing, i go with the crazy man from down under. I realize he's a patsie fan, but he's a killer at heart. you can just tell.

Winner = Gainzo

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Smizzy

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What do we win? If it's food related. GOB will take us all down. If it's Signed Randy Johnson 8x10 Madmike will win. If it's a llifetimes supply of twinkies and Playgirl ,Max will own us all.

Otherwise I'm running away with this is a landslide.

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drago

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What do we win? If it's food related. GOB will take us all down. If it's Signed Randy Johnson 8x10 Madmike will win. If it's a llifetimes supply of twinkies and Playgirl ,Max will own us all.

Otherwise I'm running away with this is a landslide.

First off, if you win, that means you killed a pats fan. that should be good enough for anyone involved to take him down. i'm just concerened with him being a dirty bastard and still winning.

i think the winner should get to ban one person indefinatly. hmm, why didn't i include myself in this contest, there's a few people on my 'ban' list.

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First off, if you win, that means you killed a pats fan. that should be good enough for anyone involved to take him down. i'm just concerened with him being a dirty bastard and still winning.

i think the winner should get to ban one person indefinatly. hmm, why didn't i include myself in this contest, there's a few people on my 'ban' list.

Aussies are stupid. I would just toss a Rugby off a cliff.

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drago

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I'm the only woman on the list... not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing?!! :wild:

Wouldn't make sense to vote for myself... I can punch, but I'd feel really bad after the first hit and then it's just over for me.

Besides, I'm a lover not a fighter. :love0040:

Kill 'em with kindness!

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drago

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How did i not get involved in this? They used to call me "the F##kin' Dentist" because of all the teeth i cracked. 'sup with that?

i never got the sense that you would/could tear my face off with your bare hands. You should have made more threats.

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Smizzy

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How did i not get involved in this? They used to call me "the F##kin' Dentist" because of all the teeth i cracked. 'sup with that?

I thought they called you that because you would roofie your dates and molest them like a creep old dentist?

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How did i not get involved in this? They used to call me "the F##kin' Dentist" because of all the teeth i cracked. 'sup with that?

I told you we didn't want to hear about you gay porn days. Geez.

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Smizzy

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Hey MaxiPad, maybe spend less time trying to write a funny and more time fixing the new site, there is some kind of linklist popping up, and sometimes through the skin

Oh Snap!!! Larry Flint just told you to get back to work!

You gonna let him get away with that?

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Oh Snap!!! Larry Flint just told you to get back to work!

You gonna let him get away with that?

Yeah he is all talk. Anyway gotta run, have to figure out how to get the site disabled on iphones.

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drago

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I feel left out. :(

Personally, I'm pretty sure Verde could kick all of your azzes - either that, or she'll just have her dog maul you.

your post count scares me, maybe i should have included you, i didn't know you'd call in the devil

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I feel left out. :(

Personally, I'm pretty sure Verde could kick all of your azzes - either that, or she'll just have her dog maul you.

If it were a healthy eating contest, maybe. And my devil dog is afraid of her own shadow! :grin:

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Smizzy

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old guys fight dirty. sj is no exception. have to give the nod to the crafty old man on this one.

Crafty is good but it does not mix well with brittle bones. His hip would be the first bone in the competition to break.

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I feel left out. :(

Personally, I'm pretty sure Verde could kick all of your azzes - either that, or she'll just have her dog maul you.

Garb, you want in on the next fight? You're in.

There will be more ladies in the next round. And jello.

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