PatsFanTX Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves "sh** happens". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted June 29, 2005 Author Share Posted June 29, 2005 Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves "sh** happens". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Tx, that story is about 2 years old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Tx, that story is about 2 years old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Tx, that story is about 2 years old! they are SLOW in tEXAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Tx, that story is about 2 years old! they are SLOW in tEXAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 they are SLOW in tEXAS .... ..still funny though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 they are SLOW in tEXAS .... ..still funny though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Dude you really need to update your internet connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Dude you really need to update your internet connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 please don't discourage tx, he hardly posts as it is. the youngsters at ji love em over there & are constantly trying to lure him away from this site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 please don't discourage tx, he hardly posts as it is. the youngsters at ji love em over there & are constantly trying to lure him away from this site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 please don't discourage tx, he hardly posts as it is. the youngsters at ji love em over there & are constantly trying to lure him away from this site who are these youngsters???? i will pm them...can we get them to keep Tx over there??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 please don't discourage tx, he hardly posts as it is. the youngsters at ji love em over there & are constantly trying to lure him away from this site who are these youngsters???? i will pm them...can we get them to keep Tx over there??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 please don't discourage tx, he hardly posts as it is. the youngsters at ji love em over there & are constantly trying to lure him away from this site 25.52 posts a day is hardly posting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 please don't discourage tx, he hardly posts as it is. the youngsters at ji love em over there & are constantly trying to lure him away from this site 25.52 posts a day is hardly posting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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