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Its called Jailbaiters. What we do is provide fans in the parking lot with everything they need to jailbaite. You order on our website and we deliver the jailbaite to you in the parking lot. And when you are done we pick the girls up.

Check out our website

http://www.jailbaiters.com/

Jailbaite without the hassle with Jailbaiters. We are protected by the law.

16 jailbaiters with fake ID's

8 dildos

8 vibrators

1 bag of condoms

All for the incredibly low price of $2309.00

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Its called Jailbaiters. What we do is provide fans in the parking lot with everything they need to jailbate. You order on our website and we deliver the jailbate to you in the parking lot. And when you are done we pick the girls up.

Check out our website

http://www.jailbaiters.com/

Jailbate without the hassle with Jailbaters. We are protected by the law.

16 jailbaters with fake ID's

8 dildos

8 vibrators

1 bag of condoms

All for the incredibly low price of $2309.00

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So as to meet or exceed all current anti-discrimination statutes set forth by the U.S. Attorney General, the company has just added Tail-Blasters and Kitty Nuzzlers options for members of the Gay & Lesbian communities. In conjunction with the government of Brazil, a trans-gender package involving activities for various "packages" is expected to be released in time for the opening (no pun intended) of the 2009 NFL season.

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So as to meet or exceed all current anti-discrimination statutes set forth by the U.S. Attorney General, the company has just added Tail-Blasters and Kitty Nuzzlers options for members of the Gay & Lesbian communities. In conjunction with the government of Brazil, a trans-gender package involving activities for various "packages" is expected to be released in time for the opening (no pun intended) of the 2009 NFL season.

Are you kidding? That's been in place in Foxboro for years...

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