T0mShane Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Sex is a little over-rated, imo. The act itself, the biological part, can be accomplished more economically on one's own, in a fraction of the time and cost. The pursuit is the real glory of sex, followed by the giving of pleasure, and, lastly, the receiving thereof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 i'm hung like a nurse. ...just putting it out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 that was the face the last one gave me, she had no idea what to do with it either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 well let's hear it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 The act itself, the biological part, can be accomplished more economically on one's own, in a fraction of the time and cost.. Having sex with yourself, isnt really having sex. I am not certain, but pretty sure it takes two to make a thing go right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 well let's hear it!! The craziest place/time? Never had a 3-some, I guess I don't like sharing. I do some pretty wild stuff, but I'll keep that for my bedroom only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Having sex with yourself, isnt really having sex. I am not certain, but pretty sure it takes two to make a thing go right. not necessarily, sometimes a candle night dinner with yourself can feel just right, dont believe me, just ask faba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Having sex with yourself, isnt really having sex. I am not certain, but pretty sure it takes two to make a thing go right. I hve multiple personality disorder, so it's really a win-win for me. And me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 The craziest place/time? Never had a 3-some, I guess I don't like sharing. I do some pretty wild stuff, but I'll keep that for my bedroom only. I think you are missing out on the immense pleasure that is menage a tois. As a sex doctor myself (Pragmatic Bus Phd) I am prescribing you 2 dossage a day of all natural "Apragma." Now available at your favourite Pharmacy. just take one with "mademoiselle" of your choice. thankyou your friendly neighbourhood sexpert Pragmatic Bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Sex is a little over-rated, imo. The act itself, the biological part, can be accomplished more economically on one's own, in a fraction of the time and cost. The pursuit is the real glory of sex, followed by the giving of pleasure, and, lastly, the receiving thereof. I was going to lock this thread. But the part about sex being expensive has me laughing so hard I can't possibly lock this now. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I've got a boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 This one isn't quite creative enough to cut it. Not a big fan of blunt humor\discussions here. There are some young kids here and although we are not the center of political correctness a thread just telling sex stories, well that isn't anything we are interested in hearing about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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