ZachEY Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 The only reason Ninjas are winning in the poll is because its sounds cooler when it roles off your tongue. Pirates own. That's because, when you tried to say 'Pirates', a Ninja cut off your tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 People should actually read a bit about my Viking buddies. They have done some pretty cool things look at how their boats have been engineered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 People should actually read a bit about my Viking buddies. They have done some pretty cool things look at how their boats have been engineered. No one who can be taken down by................. A BIG WAVE, is all that badass in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 No one who can be taken down by................. A BIG WAVE, is all that badass in my book. So all boats suck in your opinion? lol. Did you see the discovery or history channel where they compared viking to modern seafaring technology and it was pretty much even in terms of speed/performance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 So all boats suck in your opinion? lol. Did you see the discovery or history channel where they compared viking to modern seafaring technology and it was pretty much even in terms of speed/performance? No... All boats do not suck. Unfortunately.... Vikings Kick Ass (weather permitting) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 So are you, no? point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 No... All boats do not suck. Unfortunately.... Vikings Kick Ass (weather permitting) That's B.S. talking **** about the first people to cross the Atlantic. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 when a viking dies, his friends must have sex with his wives everyday for two weeks to honor him and that my friends, kicks the most ass ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 when a viking dies, his friends must have sex with his wives everyday for two weeks to honor him and that my friends, kicks the most ass ! What? So I fight bravely in battle and die then all my fellow warriors gang bang my wife over the next two weeks? Gee, anyone gotta a spear I could jump on, don;t wanna miss that deal. Muslims departing package > Vikings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What? So I fight bravely in battle and die then all my fellow warriors gang bang my wife over the next two weeks? Gee, anyone gotta a spear I could jump on, don;t wanna miss that deal. Muslims departing package > Vikings. You're talking **** about Valhalla? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 when a viking dies, his friends must have sex with his wives everyday for two weeks to honor him and that my friends, kicks the most ass ! So a fallen comrades fugly gets gang raped by a bunch of pillagers? That is motivation to stay alive:yes: Ahh wait... shes fugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 What? So I fight bravely in battle and die then all my fellow warriors gang bang my wife over the next two weeks? Gee, anyone gotta a spear I could jump on, don;t wanna miss that deal. Muslims departing package > Vikings. not if you're a survivor all about motivation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 You're talking **** about Valhalla? No Im simply expressing my opinion that if I died in battle I would be more honored by being showered with virgins as opposed to my wife having a train ran on her for two weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 So a fallen comrades fugly gets gang raped by a bunch of pillagers? That is motivation to stay alive:yes: Ahh wait... shes fugly pillagers ? you can thank the men of the north for the trial by jury system my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 not if you're a survivor all about motivation I'd hate to be the guy in front with the hot wife. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 No Im simply expressing my opinion that if I died in battle I would be more honored by being showered with virgins as opposed to my wife having a train ran on her for two weeks. but you realize the whole virgins thing is a blatant lie ? and the women took part willingly, to honor their fallen hubby not rape or a train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I'd hate to be the guy in front with the hot wife. LMAO lol, he proabably got pushed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 on a down note, the vikings didn't wash their sacks for weeks at a time, so the whole ritual might seem slightly more erotic than it really was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 but you realize the whole virgins thing is a blatant lie ? and the women took part willingly, to honor their fallen hubby not rape or a train I know. But it does sound good. I hear ya Larz. My ex wife was part viking. Only difference is she didn;t wait till I was dead to have sex with my friends. A real zealot that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Pirates. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Pirates. Duh. and who are the most successful pirates in the history of humanity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 and who are the most successful pirates in the history of humanity? Captain Jack Swallows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Captain Jack Swallows. lol. The serious answer is the Vikings and not the gay ass football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 pillagers ? you can thank the men of the north for the trial by jury system my friend. Yeah... but fugly, what exactly does the jury use as a fair point of view? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Larz, you are very defending your Norse Brethren. I would too iffen you were talkin bout my Mick Brothers. Ive been to all the Scandanavian countrys, all of them. Ninjas still kick arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 and who are the most successful pirates in the history of humanity? Did Vikings have guns and cannons? No. Vikings lose to Pirates. Pirates kick the most ass, I cant believe this is even a discussion. Great Pirates possess Ninja like skills. You guys are all a bunch of ****ing morons and I hate every last one you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Can't believe this is still being discussed. If anything Pirates should have been left out of the Poll to keep it fair. The only reason they aren't winning is because the majority of the forum realized this and pretended they weren't included in order to save legitimacy of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 Did Vikings have guns and cannons? No. Vikings lose to Pirates. Pirates kick the most ass, I cant believe this is even a discussion. Great Pirates possess Ninja like skills. You guys are all a bunch of ****ing morons and I hate every last one you. Great Pirates do not possess Ninja skills... Not even close. Lets put this in terms you can understand. In baseball, there are the Pirates. In football, the Vikings... But there are no Ninjas... Why? Because if in the spirit of fair competition, professional leagues would never allow a team of such Awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Great Pirates do not possess Ninja skills... Not even close. Lets put this in terms you can understand. In baseball, there are the Pirates. In football, the Vikings... But there are no Ninjas... Why? Because if in the spirit of fair competition, professional leagues would never allow a team of such Awesomeness. No its just that bull**** pc crap. Asians wouldn't even get pissed off, but you know they would be some schmucks complaining about it. Pirates have stuck around long enough, and are always pirates. Ninjas fool people with trickery. Plus if it wasn't for movies ninjas wouldn't be that cool. Pirates are real, they've taken over areas of land and party all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Part of me wanted those Samalian pirates to get their way. If it wasn't an American captian, and say it was a French captian, I totally would have been pulling for the pirates. I was happy to see the American get away, but part of me was happy to find out that Pirates are still out there and they're still a force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 No its just that bull**** pc crap. Asians wouldn't even get pissed off, but you know they would be some schmucks complaining about it. Pirates have stuck around long enough, and are always pirates. Ninjas fool people with trickery. Plus if it wasn't for movies ninjas wouldn't be that cool. Pirates are real, they've taken over areas of land and party all day. I don't think there are any pirates anymore, dude. At least not near America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I don't think there are any pirates anymore, dude. At least not near America. Bro, Somalia runs the pirate game. Google it, they put the muskets down and picked up RPG's. Its awesome. No they're not near America, but pirates none the less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Bro, Somalia runs the pirate game. Google it, they put the muskets down and picked up RPG's. Its awesome. No they're not near America, but pirates none the less. Arn't those the pricks who attacked Americans or kidnapped them or something? BTW, nice boat, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Arn't those the pricks who attacked Americans or kidnapped them or something? BTW, nice boat, lol. They got merked for effing with the US. I'm happy about that. Don't get me wrong. But deep down inside part of me was happy to know they still do they're thing. They **** with other countries boats all the time and get away with it. They went bit off more then they could chew messing with American, but I bet they didn't think twice about it. That's what pirates do, they don't care who the F you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 weapons, training and special skills Ninja weapons and armor highly train assassins short sword bow and arrows throwing stars/spikes Shogee hand claws Manariki chain blowgun daggers egg (filled with stuff to blinded you) No Armor Viking weapons and armor trained military fighters spear short sword or long knife battle axe long sword (only used by wealthy viking and chieftains) shield helmet (only worn by wealthy vikings) chain body armor (very few owned these) Pirate weapons and armor from the 1800's some are trained military fighters some aren't trained flintlock pistol blunder bluster boarding axe spikes cutlass dagger smoke pot no armor Zombie they're mindless dead people their bite no armor but you must remove the head to kill them Vampire very clever dead people their bite super human strength and speed super human senses can heal from wounds no armor but the only way to kill them is by beheading, stake in the heart, direct sunlight or my x-wife's cooking. If there are no rules I'd still have to give it to the ninja because he'd kill the vampire while it was sleeping and ambush the viking and pirate killing them with their bow which was much more accurate at a farther distance then the pirates guns or the vikings spear. They'd never get close enough to the ninja to harm them, the ninja would wait shoot disappear wait shoot disappear. They're sneaky and not trained to fight going forward like vikings and pirates. As far as the zombies go any of them would just takes it's head off. I really can't wait for the regular season to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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