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I was in 4 cash leagues the last 10 years but trimmed it down to 2 this past year.

Anything over 12 gets too watered down IMO so depending on how many want in maybe we can do 2?

I'd be in both if I had to...

Lets get this going.. 50 a piece makes 600 kitty... 2 divisions, 50 a piece for winning division and 500 split in the playoffs.

I'll wipe the floor with the lot of you.

I've been in up to a 16 team league...there's just not much strategy to waiver/free agency at that point.

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I was in 4 cash leagues the last 10 years but trimmed it down to 2 this past year.

Anything over 12 gets too watered down IMO so depending on how many want in maybe we can do 2?

I'd be in both if I had to...

Lets get this going.. 50 a piece makes 600 purse... 2 divisions, 50 a piece for winning division and 500 split in the playoffs.

I'll wipe the floor with the lot of you.

YEah, using your first pick on Chad pennington is a sure fire path to victory

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I've been in up to a 16 team league...there's just not much strategy to waiver/free agency at that point.

if you are in a 16 team league, then rosters need to be smaller, that's all... the goal should be to draft between 180 and 200 players, and leave the rest on waivers.... you just need smaller rosters if you get over 12 teams with 16 roster spots.

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YEah, using your first pick on Chad pennington is a sure fire path to victory

sign up Polish Power.. It would be sooo great destroying you.

and "Polish Power" has to be your teams name.

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Top 5 list? Hot yeah, but looks like a stripper in a high end strip joint.. eastern european/russian federation, fake boobs

Dude!!! I have a good friend who works across the street from the Russian Embassy on Embassy row in DC. Some of the chicks that walk out of their are freaking amazing. amazed how perfect they are. Bet some are furry as well.

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Dude!!! I have a good friend who works across the street from the Russian Embassy on Embassy row in DC. Some of the chicks that walk out of their are freaking amazing. amazed how perfect they are. Bet some are furry as well.

They generally are my favorite.. It sucks that they've invaded casinos.. i end up tipping waaayyyy to much as get more and more drunk

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YEah, using your first pick on Chad pennington is a sure fire path to victory

I think I only had him once.. picked him up off the waiver wire for a bye week. and why do you hate FF? It's flippin sweet.

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I think I only had him once.. picked him up off the waiver wire for a bye week. and why do you hate FF? It's flippin sweet.

Cause it takes a lot of time for little pay off.. and it ****s with my gambling, which is my true thing. I'm competitive enough that I'd actually be rooting against bets I've made in order to win FF games.. Even thought the bet was worth more then the league victory was worth

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I think I only had him once.. picked him up off the waiver wire for a bye week. and why do you hate FF? It's flippin sweet.

Same reason you hate hot women I'm sure... something to do with aligning expectations with the limitations created by lack of personality and good looks.

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Cause it takes a lot of time for little pay off.. and it ****s with my gambling, which is my true thing. I'm competitive enough that I'd actually be rooting against bets I've made in order to win FF games.. Even thought the bet was worth more then the league victory was worth

that takes a lot of time jazz is way overrated.. I spend like 30 minutes a week per league on research and transactions.. I have no idea why some people spend hours upon hours on it.

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that takes a lot of time jazz is way overrated.. I spend like 30 minutes a week per league on research and transactions.. I have no idea why some people spend hours upon hours on it.

Apparently because guys like you and I kick their a$$ regularly.

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Cause it takes a lot of time for little pay off.. and it ****s with my gambling, which is my true thing. I'm competitive enough that I'd actually be rooting against bets I've made in order to win FF games.. Even thought the bet was worth more then the league victory was worth

I had to retire from betting NFL a long time ago... had a couple great weeks followed by disastrous ones.

I may come out of retirement for a few games this year though.. I don't have the high six figure salary you brag about though so I wouldn't be placing $500 bets a game.

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I had to retire from betting NFL a long time ago... had a couple great weeks followed by disastrous ones.

I may come out of retirement for a few games this year though.. I don't have the high six figure salary you brag about though so I wouldn't be placing $500 bets a game.

Me either. Bet nothing I can't play myself. Horseshoes, Bocce, Craps, Cards and shooting sporting clays. I take bank in those.

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I had to retire from betting NFL a long time ago... had a couple great weeks followed by disastrous ones.

I may come out of retirement for a few games this year though.. I don't have the high six figure salary you brag about though so I wouldn't be placing $500 bets a game.

What do you do for a living btw... we know CTM is that guy from Africa that is a long lost relative that wants your help in reclaiming a fortune, I am a creative director, Hess is a blackberry driving 6-minute abs video saleman, so... other than washing dishes... what do you do?

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that takes a lot of time jazz is way overrated.. I spend like 30 minutes a week per league on research and transactions.. I have no idea why some people spend hours upon hours on it.

I had a deficiency at RB due to the way the draft fell, and I ended up spending all season trying to rectify. The league rules favored receivers, so I was focused there, but i missed out by 1 or 2 picks on all the RB's i had targetted.. The three I had were Marion Barber, (who did sh*t 2 years ago), Joseph Addai and Kevin smith (who got hurt) and McFadden who also got hurt. I ended up winnign the league by trading for josh charles when what's his face got suspended

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I had to retire from betting NFL a long time ago... had a couple great weeks followed by disastrous ones.

I may come out of retirement for a few games this year though.. I don't have the high six figure salary you brag about though so I wouldn't be placing $500 bets a game.

ha.. i actually win prettyu much every year... It's poker I get killed at due to lack of patience and high probability of tilting

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What do you do for a living btw... we know CTM is that guy from Africa that is a long lost relative that wants your help in reclaiming a fortune, I am a creative director, Hess is a blackberry driving 6-minute abs video saleman, so... other than washing dishes... what do you do?

boring... sales capacity for a business services company.. we're the biggest in the country for small to mid size businesses.

whats funny is if you were to visit our site and make a call to the 800 # there's a chance I'm the guy who's going to tell you how awesome we are and answer your inane questions.

I usually do this while sitting on my lawnmower and wearing Kswiss.

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boring... sales capacity for a national payroll and hr company.. we're the biggest in the country for small to mid size businesses.

whats funny is if you were to visit our site and make a call to the 800 # there's a chance I'm the guy who's going to tell you how awesome we are and answer your inane questions.

I usually do this while sitting on my lawnmower and wearing Kswiss.

So the 800# phone system outsources to Mexico?

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ie.. that Russian bitch brought me too much booze. LOL

These are pics from my last outing... I highly recommend going to Showboat house of blues for weekend gambling... The quality of images is sh*tty, cause I had to stealth shot and the second one I was wasted and going crazy of her shaking her a$$ in front of me all night

But essentially, the dealers are attractive and half naked, they have girls dancing on glowing cubes and a live band.. also, most of the rooms are redone and pretty nice

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Not even Day 2 and almost 2k post in this thread. haha. Can;t wait for Verbal to show up tomorrow to scold us for 40 pages of drivel. Nice. lol

I noticed that... we're some spamming m'fers.

we reallly need to start day 2.

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These are pics from my last outing... I highly recommend going to Showboat house of blues for weekend gambling... The quality of images is sh*tty, cause I had to stealth shot and the second one I was wasted and going crazy of her shaking her a$$ in front of me all night

But essentially, the dealers are attractive and half naked, they have girls dancing on glowing cubes and a live band.. also, most of the rooms are redone and pretty nice

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I gamble so i can try and make some money so I can brag to my Dad and brothers about it. A place like that I might as well just shove the money in their g-strings when I walk in. No way I'm winning in that enviroment. Plus I have not been in a girly club in ten years. Im a good Crusher now.

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