Mrs. Ryans Podiatrist Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I am not worried about the Bills. Their defense can be scored on, even by Sanchez. We need to blitz often to exploit their decimated OL as well. The only thing we have to worry about is keeping the ball away from Sanchez in key situations. The ONLY thing that can keep us out of the Superbowl is Sanchez. NE is over rated. The Chargers blow. The Raiders are poorly run. The Steelers are old. Flacco sucks (but not as bad as Sanchez). The Bills are over their heads (but I wish we had Fitzpatrick). See? No problem! Superbowl here we come!!!!! Roses are red. The Colts will draft Luck. The Jets only problem is Sanchez, that schmuck. On Sunday we will take victory pills, And we will demolish, The downtrodden Bills. I hope that nobody is offended by anything I have written. It took me 2 hours to write the "victory" poem, and I don't want anybody to be upset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 No thanks to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Ryans Podiatrist Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 No thanks to you! Are you upset? If so I am sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Are you upset? If so I am sorry. Just stop making predictions, stick to feet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Are you wearing your cheerleader outfit while coming up with the mildly-retarded level poetry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachTsurfing Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 lol, i loved it. yes it was retarded, but for someone to spend two hours on that crap is dedication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I just wanted to pop in here and say that your threads are way better than TN's and Queens'. Keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I hope that nobody is offended by anything I have written. It took me 2 hours to write the "victory" poem, and I don't want anybody to be upset. POTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Great thread. Great poem. Can I request a weekly poem for the rest of the season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I am not worried about the Bills. Their defense can be scored on, even by Sanchez. We need to blitz often to exploit their decimated OL as well. The only thing we have to worry about is keeping the ball away from Sanchez in key situations. The ONLY thing that can keep us out of the Superbowl is Sanchez. NE is over rated. The Chargers blow. The Raiders are poorly run. The Steelers are old. Flacco sucks (but not as bad as Sanchez). The Bills are over their heads (but I wish we had Fitzpatrick). See? No problem! Superbowl here we come!!!!! Roses are red. The Colts will draft Luck. The Jets only problem is Sanchez, that schmuck. On Sunday we will take victory pills, And we will demolish, The downtrodden Bills. I hope that nobody is offended by anything I have written. It took me 2 hours to write the "victory" poem, and I don't want anybody to be upset. The only problem I have with this post is you don't post enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Ryans Podiatrist Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 Are you wearing your cheerleader outfit while coming up with the mildly-retarded level poetry? Wow, I am sorry to upset you; I do hope that you feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Ryans Podiatrist Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 Great thread. Great poem. Can I request a weekly poem for the rest of the season? Thanks! I will try. Sanchez brings me bad karma and interferes with my writing ability. How do you think he will play in Buffalo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 As far as poetry goes, Keats has nothing on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Ryans Podiatrist Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 As far as poetry goes, Keats has nothing on you Thanks Brother. My favorite is "Nothing Gold Can Stay" by Robert Frost. I try to write to the best of my ability but Sanchez is screwing me up, ya know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Thanks Brother. My favorite is "Nothing Gold Can Stay" by Robert Frost. I try to write to the best of my ability but Sanchez is screwing me up, ya know? Nomination for membership, engage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I am not worried about the Bills. Their defense can be scored on, even by Sanchez. We need to blitz often to exploit their decimated OL as well. The only thing we have to worry about is keeping the ball away from Sanchez in key situations. The ONLY thing that can keep us out of the Superbowl is Sanchez. NE is over rated. The Chargers blow. The Raiders are poorly run. The Steelers are old. Flacco sucks (but not as bad as Sanchez). The Bills are over their heads (but I wish we had Fitzpatrick). See? No problem! Superbowl here we come!!!!! Roses are red. The Colts will draft Luck. The Jets only problem is Sanchez, that schmuck. On Sunday we will take victory pills, And we will demolish, The downtrodden Bills. I hope that nobody is offended by anything I have written. It took me 2 hours to write the "victory" poem, and I don't want anybody to be upset. We demand a weekly poem. Your fans demand this. BTW, Are you Gyno Tony?? Jet Jerseys are green, Mrs Ryans toenail polish is pink. She scrubs them for Rexie So they will not stink When you watch the game Sunday with your nerves on the brink Dont focus on Sanchez He will drive you to drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Ryans Podiatrist Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 We demand a weekly poem. Your fans demand this. BTW, Are you Gyno Tony?? Jet Jerseys are green, Mrs Ryans toenail polish is pink. She scrubs them for Rexie So they will not stink When you watch the game Sunday with your nerves on the brink Dont focus on Sanchez He will drive you to drink. Great stuff. I get too frazzled by Sanchez to write something that complicated. And no, I am not Gyro Tony, but listen, I do like Greek food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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