JADEDGREEN Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) She make all the men take pause and if you got a woman, she'll make you forget yours? There's a 5 letter word To describe her character Edited April 4, 2013 by JADEDGREEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) Walk into local deli See girl from gym in a normal environment SAYS HI TO LITERALLY EVERY OTHER PERSON IN STORE Lets girl from gym walk right past Shakes head as lady feeling my pain shakes head MAKES PURCHASE BEFORE SHE'S EVEN IN HER CAR Walks outside Poker face glance Get in car before her Drive off before her My normal, sober game is so ****in...nonexistent. It's despicable. But her brains being washed by an actor And every real man that tries to approach Come the closer he comes He gets dissed like a roach Edited April 4, 2013 by JADEDGREEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Fine. You're not a folk, you're a lady. Is that better? I'm fine with folk. or broad. or .... whatever. lady's a stretch but ok. I was a little worried about public enemy....thought the record had been expunged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I'm fine with folk. or broad. or .... whatever. lady's a stretch but ok. I was a little worried about public enemy....thought the record had been expunged. Mail from the courts and jail Claims I stole the beats that I rail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Walk into local deli See girl from gym in a normal environment SAYS HI TO LITERALLY EVERY OTHER PERSON IN STORE Lets girl from gym walk right past Shakes head as lady feeling my pain shakes head MAKES PURCHASE BEFORE SHE'S EVEN IN HER CAR Walks outside Poker face glance Get in car before her Drive off before her My normal, sober game is so ****in...nonexistent. It's despicable. It gets better. I was recently told by "the hot chick" from a hundred years ago that I was shy and that I should have made a move. Shy? I have never been shy. Soul crushingly embarrassed and unable to handle the inevitable rejection? Sure, but shy? Never. OTOH, I was told that now "any move" I made would have worked. She clarified that she was specifically talking about me. Then again, she thinks I'm sweet, so maybe not the best judge of character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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#27TheDominator Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I'm fine with folk. or broad. or .... whatever. lady's a stretch but ok. I was a little worried about public enemy....thought the record had been expunged. I call women broad all the time. Generally, they do not like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 It gets better. I was recently told by "the hot chick" from a hundred years ago that I was shy and that I should have made a move. Shy? I have never been shy. Soul crushingly embarrassed and unable to handle the inevitable rejection? Sure, but shy? Never. OTOH, I was told that now "any move" I made would have worked. She clarified that she was specifically talking about me. Then again, she thinks I'm sweet, so maybe not the best judge of character. Um she was just being nice, the bolded part is a dead give away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Um she was just being nice, the bolded part is a dead give away. Obviously, but why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Obviously, but why? She probably wants Irina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 She probably wants Irina. Hmmm. That might be plausible, but she doesn't know Irina exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Hmmm. That might be plausible, but she doesn't know Irina exists. If that's the case, she may actually be that bad a judge of character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 It gets better. I was recently told by "the hot chick" from a hundred years ago that I was shy and that I should have made a move. Shy? I have never been shy. Soul crushingly embarrassed and unable to handle the inevitable rejection? Sure, but shy? Never. OTOH, I was told that now "any move" I made would have worked. She clarified that she was specifically talking about me. Then again, she thinks I'm sweet, so maybe not the best judge of character. She is deflecting. It is not a me problem problem, it is a you problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 She is deflecting. It is not a me problem problem, it is a you problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 If that's the case, she may actually be that bad a judge of character. Such people exist? She is deflecting. It is not a me problem problem, it is a you problem. Of course it's my problem. That is the one thing that is obvious. The annoying thing is that either way I can't win. If there were one outcome that showed me in a good light, it would obviously be the other, but that is not the case. Either she is lying to me and I couldn't have gotten some back in the day or I missed out on getting the hot chick because I was a scare-dy cat. Maybe that is the point. To get my head going around in a circle until it explodes! THAT would make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Such people exist? How else would we repopulate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 How else would we repopulate? Well... I'm pretty handsome and I'm told I have a fancy ****. Some women might choose to copulate with me even without believing me to be sweet. It is theoretically possible, though the lack of judgment certainly won't hurt me any! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JADEDGREEN Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Well... I'm pretty handsome and I'm told I have a fancy ****. Some women might choose to copulate with me even without believing me to be sweet. It is theoretically possible, though the lack of judgment certainly won't hurt me any! Yeah, she's special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I call women broad all the time. Generally, they do not like it! then they don't listen to enough Sinatra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Well... I'm pretty handsome and I'm told I have a fancy ****. Some women might choose to copulate with me even without believing me to be sweet. It is theoretically possible, though the lack of judgment certainly won't hurt me any! honey, when a woman tells you you shoulda made a move it wasn't... and isn't... your character she's into. make a move. worse thing that happens is she says no. might say that a thousand times before yes. women are funny that way. some of them like to make you work for it. never thought of you as a quitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 and sweet is just another word for... nvm, you figure it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 then they don't listen to enough Sinatra. Is it possible to listen to enough? honey, when a woman tells you you shoulda made a move it wasn't... and isn't... your character she's into. make a move. worse thing that happens is she says no. might say that a thousand times before yes. women are funny that way. some of them like to make you work for it. never thought of you as a quitter. No, no, no. You are missing the point. I can close the deal now. We were talking about ages ago. The part about making a move had to do with the past. Why I didn't make a move when I was a kid? Short answer: I was really young and she was very hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 and sweet is just another word for... nvm, you figure it out. You do know that we'd prefer to hear about these other things than our character and whether we are sweet? It's okay though, my head is bloated enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Is it possible to listen to enough? it is not. No, no, no. You are missing the point. I can close the deal now. We were talking about ages ago. The part about making a move had to do with the past. Why I didn't make a move when I was a kid? Short answer: I was really young and she was very hot. you have no idea how easy women really are... especially for sweet young thangs with fancy *****. You do know that we'd prefer to hear about these other things than our character and whether we are sweet? It's okay though, my head is bloated enough. you say that's what you want... but y'all chase them obfuscators around like bitches in heat. boys are dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 1. it is not. 2. you have no idea how easy women really are... especially for sweet young thangs with fancy *****. 3. you say that's what you want... but y'all chase them obfuscators around like bitches in heat. boys are dumb. 1. That's what I thought. 2. I have a pretty good idea. I'm not a kid anymore. I sure spent a lot of time not knowing, but man them days is gone. 3. I'm assuredly dumb on the subject, but I don't spend much time chasing them anymore. Mostly I am just looking for a good meal these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 It gets better. I was recently told by "the hot chick" from a hundred years ago that I was shy and that I should have made a move. Shy? I have never been shy. Soul crushingly embarrassed and unable to handle the inevitable rejection? Sure, but shy? Never. OTOH, I was told that now "any move" I made would have worked. She clarified that she was specifically talking about me. Then again, she thinks I'm sweet, so maybe not the best judge of character. The amount of "any moves" passed on...I really do sicken me sometimes. There's still one cringe worthy one from when I was a freshman...any move, just say hi even, and I would be in...NOPE. I literally walked from the same class to the same shuttle stop in the vicinity of....you could cut the tension with a knife the whole time...not one word! Worst is that I knew what to say! She had been out for a week with...well see, I don't know because I didn't open my ****in mouth. I was told it would go well if I spoke, but I can be such a ****. She was newly single, I was newly single, everyone was attracted...Anyway so one day she pops into class hanging on the arm...like for dear life...of a giant. Totally expected - that's what you get for being a bitch and all - but ooph. The history between me and girls I've had crushes on...like little school boy crushes...horrible...goes back to Kindegarten. I've always put those girls on a pedestal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 *leaves the window open and wafts the scent of baking bread and home cured bacon on the winds* yes, it has been splained to me. hungry or horny. I believe the desire to watch other men play with balls... context check, no flag on the play... should be included, but... yeah. oh, and the Sinatra of course. I don't get around much anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 The amount of "any moves" passed on...I really do sicken me sometimes. There's still one cringe worthy one from when I was a freshman...any move, just say hi even, and I would be in...NOPE. I literally walked from the same class to the same shuttle stop in the vicinity of....you could cut the tension with a knife the whole time...not one word! Worst is that I knew what to say! She had been out for a week with...well see, I don't know because I didn't open my ****in mouth. I was told it would go well if I spoke, but I can be such a ****. She was newly single, I was newly single, everyone was attracted...Anyway so one day she pops into class hanging on the arm...like for dear life...of a giant. Totally expected - that's what you get for being a bitch and all - but ooph. The history between me and girls I've had crushes on...like little school boy crushes...horrible...goes back to Kindegarten. I've always put those girls on a pedestal. in the long run the only things I regret are the ones I did and the ones I didn't. but I don't see how any of it can be avoided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 in the long run the only things I regret are the ones I did and the ones I didn't. but I don't see how any of it can be avoided. +1 If you say anything you reget saying it or regret what you said. If you don't regret not having the guts to pull the trigger. The trick is not to dwell on it. That is the hard part. I have done that with a rapidly decreasing attention span and playing sports that involve physical brutality and head trauma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 +1 If you say anything you reget saying it or regret what you said. If you don't regret not having the guts to pull the trigger. The trick is not to dwell on it. That is the hard part. I have done that with a rapidly decreasing attention span and playing sports that involve physical brutality and head trauma. I have used other means of distraction but... yeah no point in dwelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Definitely no point in dwelling but I have this fetish for making myself feel awkward/off/****ed up...It's got to be some kind of mental illness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) Definitely no point in dwelling but I have this fetish for making myself feel awkward/off/****ed up...It's got to be some kind of mental illness. nah, it's a universal thing. you're supposed to feel that way. pretty sure. don't know anyone who doesn't unless they're liars. Edited April 4, 2013 by cindy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) nah, it's a universal thing. you're supposed to feel that way. pretty sure. don't know anyone who doesn't unless they're liars. I think that not so deep down I know this but I have yet to exploit it to it's full potential. Not really sure exactly how. Idea: KIck girls who where Ugz? Not sure what kind of payoff that would bring. Spill their morning Starbucks? This stuff would bring great hilarity, but profit? Edited April 4, 2013 by SenorGato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) I think that not so deep down I know this but I have yet to exploit it to it's full potential. Not really sure exactly how. Idea: KIck girls who where Ugz? Not sure what kind of payoff that would bring. Spill their morning Starbucks? This stuff would bring great hilarity, but profit? ... girls feel the same way. worse i think. try I think of them as fellow suffering humans and work the empathy angle. Edited April 4, 2013 by cindy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 nah, it's a universal thing. you're supposed to feel that way. pretty sure. don't know anyone who doesn't unless they're liars. Yep. When you don't feel like that it's worse. It means either you just don't care about the girl, which leads to guilt and giving up the mission (or massive remorse) or that you just don't have a heart. That leads to a whole different and much deeper type of self-loathing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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