DHJF Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Last night, I had a dream I found myself in a desert called: JetsInsider It was hot, my keg had sprung a leak and I was sober. Out of the abyss walked a sheep, Soothsayer I asked if he had anything to drink He said, "I'm forbidden to produce beer. At JI we only drink KOOL AID." Only thing to do is jump over to JN. Sooth closed everything real down Like free chat and decent content and worthwhile tailgating And replaced it all with press passes and rules and a $55 subscription fee. But there is a way out (leap of faith, leap of faith) Only thing to do is jump over to JN IIIIIIIIIII've gotta get out of JI! It's like I'm being tied to the hood of an Army surplus transporter Being packed in with Limo, and Troop 16H Pushed over a cliff by a sellout website publisher Only thing to do is jump over to JN Then, a little sports reporter walked in His name, we have learned, is Cannizzaro And although he once had principles He abandoned them to live as a lapdog to the flustrated "Coach" of the Kansas City Chiefs "That's bull," he said "Ever since Herm took over the Chiefs that team's been - jumping" The run blocking and pass protection were evicted from the team and eloped He's had trouble with the run and the pass ever since Maybe its an ineptitude thing 'Cause who'd want to leave JI anyway? Fees ain't so bad The membership and the post count, for instance, they're down on their luck They come knocking on my locker-room door and i say, "NOT IN MY BACKYARD, JI, GO BACK TO 16H!" The only way out is up Max whispered to me, ""Sill thirsty?" "Parched." "Have some suds." So I sat myself beside him, and held my lips beverage he offered And gulped the sweetest brew I have ever tasted "CLIMB ON BOARD!" Max said And as a harvest moon rose over JN, we huddled up We sprang into a 5-receiver set Running over the goal line, i awoke screaming (leap of faith, leap of faith) "Only thing to is jump over to JN!" Carry on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 WOW!! I'll have what he's having. POTW NOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetman67 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 TROOP 16H ROCKS!!!! The tailgate has nothing to do with Sooth. he just promotes it. General Lee is TROOP 16H and is a great guy!!! TROOP 16H is not Limo's either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 TROOP 16H ROCKS!!!! The tailgate has nothing to do with Sooth. he just promotes it. General Lee is TROOP 16H and is a great guy!!! TROOP 16H is not Limo's either... I think people just assume that by the amount of 16H food she devours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 TROOP 16H ROCKS!!!! The tailgate has nothing to do with Sooth. he just promotes it. General Lee is TROOP 16H and is a great guy!!! TROOP 16H is not Limo's either... Good job, Captain Literal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I think people just assume that by the amount of 16H food she devours DOH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 TROOP 16H ROCKS!!!! The tailgate has nothing to do with Sooth. he just promotes it. General Lee is TROOP 16H and is a great guy!!! TROOP 16H is not Limo's either... DUDE everyone knows the pecking order at ji. first its sooth. then its limo limo limo limo limo your boss limo leemo lemo leeeemmmooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 DUDE everyone knows the pecking order at ji. first its sooth. then its limo limo limo FOOD GONE!!!!!!!!!!! limo limo your boss limo leemo lemo leeeemmmooooooo The ribs and apple pies ran out after the 3rd line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Lets keep the references to other people at other sites to ourselves- says the peace negotiator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Lets keep the references to other people at other sites to ourselves- says the peace negotiator. What are you? Henry Kissinger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 What are you? Henry Kissinger? Just trying to keep Max's in box empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Just trying to keep Max's in box empty. Then fix the vCash no-show bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Watch out now, take care Beware of falling swingers Dropping all around you The pain that often mingles In your fingertips Beware of darkness Watch out now, take care Beware of the thoughts that linger Winding up inside your head The hopelessness around you In the dead of night Beware of sadness It can hit you It can hurt you Make you sore and what is more That is not what you are here for Watch out now, take care Beware of soft shoe shufflers Dancing down the sidewalks As each unconscious sufferer Wanders aimlessly Beware of Shi*sprayer Watch out now, take care Beware of greedy leaders They take you where you should not go While Weeping Atlas Cedars They just want to grow, grow and grow Beware of Shi*sprayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 If there's no love lost, why does anyone even care? Chew on some Irish Spring if it leaves that bad of a taste in your mouth. "Manly, yes, but I like it, too" and all that. Um...Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Just trying to keep Max's in box empty. You mean he hasn't been with Smizzy lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 TROOP 16H ROCKS!!!! The tailgate has nothing to do with Sooth. he just promotes it. General Lee is TROOP 16H and is a great guy!!! TROOP 16H is not Limo's either... Have fun Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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