Boozer76 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I went to Dunkin Donuts on my way to work for coffee. I get out of my truck and walk through the door at DD's and when I step inside I notice a cold metallic feeling on the bottom of my "ehemm" berries. Couple with the cold burst of air I am immediately prompted to look down and realize that not only is my fly open, but the boys basically made their way right outside for all to see. I a panic I cover and look back up only to see a half decent looking mother with a look of astonishment. Thankfully her kids did not look over and nobody else seemed to notice. I put the boys back anf terribly red face (I contemplated running back out the door) walked in line and muttered under my breath to her that I was the most embarrased I have ever been in my life. She chuckled and told me not to worry about it, that her day just started off great. I may never go to that Dunkin Donuts again lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I went to Dunkin Donuts on my way to work for coffee. I get out of my truck and walk through the door at DD's and when I step inside I notice a cold metallic feeling on the bottom of my "ehemm" berries. Couple with the cold burst of air I am immediately prompted to look down and realize that not only is my fly open, but the boys basically made their way right outside for all to see. I a panic I cover and look back up only to see a half decent looking mother with a look of astonishment. Thankfully her kids did not look over and nobody else seemed to notice. I put the boys back anf terribly red face (I contemplated running back out the door) walked in line and muttered under my breath to her that I was the most embarrased I have ever been in my life. She chuckled and told me not to worry about it, that her day just started off great. I may never go to that Dunkin Donuts again lol. Did you get her number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 That's funny Boz ,you don't seem like the Flasher Type hahaha I think your new screen name should be Tommy Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 Did you get her number? Funny, but I'm happily married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 my zippers never stay closed... the last time i walked up the empire state building i looked down after walking up a BUNCH of flights of stairs and there is my ****, hanging out of my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 That's funny Boz ,you don't seem like the Flasher Type hahaha I think your new screen name should be Tommy Lee Haha, I'm just glad I covered up before that cold blast of air took effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 my zippers never stay closed... the last time i walked up the empire state building i looked down after walking up a BUNCH of flights of stairs and there is my ****, hanging out of my pants Must have been to high to zip your pants... drugs are bad... mmmkay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Must have been to high to zip your pants... drugs are bad... mmmkay no, my **** is just extra large, it forces the zipper to open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 no, my **** is just extra large, it forces the zipper to open. I didnt know pot made you see things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 no, my **** is just extra large, it forces the zipper to open. Your Clitoris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I didnt know pot made you see things... right, because im a mother****er i don't have a big ****? sure dude. and no, i won't let you suck it, you dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Your Clitoris? no, count the stars, there are 4 (****), yeah you could have said clit, but you must not be smart enough to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Your Butt?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Your Butt?? no im not a thug, i wear my front forwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 no, count the stars, there are 4 (****), yeah you could have said clit, but you must not be smart enough to do so. If it means the same exact thing does it matter if you shorten it and I don't? we're still talking about the same body part. Oh, and I didn't see a "no" you = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 exclusive photo of oktaren... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Two questions: 1: Do you always go commando? 2: Did she ask you to tea bag her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 People!! This thread is about my penis, let's not get sidetracked with this bickering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 exclusive photo of oktaren... Hold on, just so we can clarify. Are you insinuating that oktaren is human? I will have to respectfully disagree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Hold on, just so we can clarify. Are you insinuating that oktaren is human? I will have to respectfully disagree. i wish i wasn't, its actually the only thing im ashamed of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 exclusive photo of oktaren... sorry, i was never so ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Two questions: 1: Do you always go commando? 2: Did she ask you to tea bag her? Hahaha POTW NOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 i wish i wasn't, its actually the only thing im ashamed of. You're too much. If you're so ashamed, maybe it would do you good to...you know...not associate with them. Namely on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 People!! This thread is about my penis, let's not get sidetracked with this bickering. Sorry... back to the 8=====D~~~ Talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 You're too much. If you're so ashamed, maybe it would do you good to...you know...not associate with them. Namely on this board. i don't associate with many people. but i do like to laugh at their stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 i don't associate with many people. but i do like to laugh at their stupidity. Wouldn't it be better if you were to just laugh at us and not post anything so we don't have a reason to laugh at you in return? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Sorry... back to the 8=====D~~~ Talk Why did that make me think of joebaby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I went to Dunkin Donuts on my way to work for coffee. I get out of my truck and walk through the door at DD's and when I step inside I notice a cold metallic feeling on the bottom of my "ehemm" berries. Couple with the cold burst of air I am immediately prompted to look down and realize that not only is my fly open, but the boys basically made their way right outside for all to see. I a panic I cover and look back up only to see a half decent looking mother with a look of astonishment. Thankfully her kids did not look over and nobody else seemed to notice. I put the boys back anf terribly red face (I contemplated running back out the door) walked in line and muttered under my breath to her that I was the most embarrased I have ever been in my life. She chuckled and told me not to worry about it, that her day just started off great. I may never go to that Dunkin Donuts again lol. Boozer, define astonished please. was she awestruct with the massive pkg or were you making excuses in advance by mentioning the cold metallic opject & the rush of cold air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Why did that make me think of joebaby? you have some explaining to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Haha, I'm just glad I covered up before that cold blast of air took effect. shrinkage sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted April 27, 2007 Author Share Posted April 27, 2007 Boozer, define astonished please. was she awestruct with the massive pkg or were you making excuses in advance by mentioning the cold metallic opject & the rush of cold air? I certainly don't claim to have a huge penis, but I am a little taken back at how interested you are to find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I certainly don't claim to have a huge penis, but I am a little taken back at how interested you are to find out. haha, to be perfectly honest i'm concerned a little bit myself. my ifatuation for you're pkg size goes back a long ways. remember the vip induction thread I begged to get into?thats why. I never said it out loud before but i've been wantin to see you're stuff since tomshane called you a big dick on the ji board. you mentioned however that it's not huge so umm we're cool. i'll stop following you around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 you have some explaining to do! That's NOT what I meant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Did you get her number? maybe you didn't read the story carefully. she already saw what boozer was working with, why would she want his number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oktaren Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Wouldn't it be better if you were to just laugh at us and not post anything so we don't have a reason to laugh at you in return? no?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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