JerryK Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 This is not a good week in Jerry-land. This weekend I turn the big 4-0...as in: "4-0-1k is empty". I'm ooooollld. No Joke -- last week I bought my first nose/ear-hair trimmer. My brother sent tennis balls to put on my walker. I'm so old, Dirt and the Sun argue about who met me first. I'm so old, My parents are in Geico commercials. I'm so old, I'm starting to commit random acts of flatulence. I'm so old, I felt a lump under my left breast...it was my kneecap. Please feel free to add your own "JerryK is so old" comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 BAAAAAAH there is nothing wrong with 40 -- I am 47 and I was nore bummed at 30 than 40 just look back an look at were you were at 30 and compare it to today -- you as old as you feel -- age is just a number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 This is not a good week in Jerry-land. This weekend I turn the big 4-0...as in: "4-0-1k is empty". I'm ooooollld. No Joke -- last week I bought my first nose/ear-hair trimmer. My brother sent tennis balls to put on my walker. I'm so old, Dirt and the Sun argue about who met me first. I'm so old, My parents are in Geico commercials. I'm so old, I'm starting to commit random acts of flatulence. I'm so old, I felt a lump under my left breast...it was my kneecap. Please feel free to add your own "JerryK is so old" comments. Congrats Jerry!!!!!! the fact is though you are old now!!! soon your PP will shrivel up and your piss stream will diminish hair will start growing out of wierd place but all is good you are alive... even though you have no coin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Welcome to the "F" years, Jerry. It's not so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murphklecko73 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 I will be 43 next Monday and i feel great. Screwed up shoulder, ankle...things are great... No really 40's are cool it is all in your mind.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugeater Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 JerryK is so old, he recognizes the song every time he steps on to an elevator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Punk kid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 baby call me when you cut those adult teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 baby call me when you cut those adult teeth LOL +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted October 16, 2008 Author Share Posted October 16, 2008 JerryK is so old, he recognizes the song every time he steps on to an elevator. I'm so old, I work out to elevator music. mERbQIvgJXs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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