s dubb Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Thought this was about my boxers. But this phrase also works for cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s dubb Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 Thought this was about my boxers. But this phrase also works for cheating. Word to the wise, never wear white boxers to the gym. They just might become unwashable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 You guys need to learn how to wipe properly. Geez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s dubb Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 You guys need to learn how to wipe properly. Geez Don't down grade my wiping abilities. I even wipe against the grain often times or until there is nothing on the T.P but some how, some way magic pooh appears or better known as streaks. The only real way to become poohless is to shower after each bowel movement or baby wipes. However I find the baby wipes costly, if you live with a female you'll notice unreal amounts of TP disappears, I don't know what they do with it. Maybe they make toilet paper mache. You think their in the sh*tter putting on mascara and eye shadow, but no. They are in there making toilet paper mache, maybe they eat it, I don't know but TP is costly now-a-days, puts a real financial strain on my wallet. I've actually had to down grade from 2 ply to 1 ply and made a limit to 4 squares at a time, if people of my household cannot abide by those rules I will force them you use a rag in which they will have to wash and reuse. If anyone has any remedies or ideas to keep my ass squeaky clean, feel free. I'm all ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Don't down grade my wiping abilities. I even wipe against the grain often times or until there is nothing on the T.P but some how, some way magic pooh appears or better known as streaks. The only real way to become poohless is to shower after each bowel movement or baby wipes. However I find the baby wipes costly, if you live with a female you'll notice unreal amounts of TP disappears, I don't know what they do with it. Maybe they make toilet paper mache. You think their in the sh*tter putting on mascara and eye shadow, but no. They are in there making toilet paper mache, maybe they eat it, I don't know but TP is costly now-a-days, puts a real financial strain on my wallet. I've actually had to down grade from 2 ply to 1 ply and made a limit to 4 squares at a time, if people of my household cannot abide by those rules I will force them you use a rag in which they will have to wash and reuse. If anyone has any remedies or ideas to keep my ass squeaky clean, feel free. I'm all ears. 2 words..... anal leakage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Don't down grade my wiping abilities. I even wipe against the grain often times or until there is nothing on the T.P but some how, some way magic pooh appears or better known as streaks. The only real way to become poohless is to shower after each bowel movement or baby wipes. However I find the baby wipes costly, if you live with a female you'll notice unreal amounts of TP disappears, I don't know what they do with it. Maybe they make toilet paper mache. You think their in the sh*tter putting on mascara and eye shadow, but no. They are in there making toilet paper mache, maybe they eat it, I don't know but TP is costly now-a-days, puts a real financial strain on my wallet. I've actually had to down grade from 2 ply to 1 ply and made a limit to 4 squares at a time, if people of my household cannot abide by those rules I will force them you use a rag in which they will have to wash and reuse. If anyone has any remedies or ideas to keep my ass squeaky clean, feel free. I'm all ears. Bidet. Costly up front but it pays for itself in underwear longevity. Also, quilted Northern asswipes. cost a bit, but if you eat more cheese you'll need them less often. Think outside the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s dubb Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 2 words..... anal leakage Ummmmm, nope I'm good. just checked, however if it were it would look wet no?... mine are dryish. Thanks for letting me know you care. Also, quilted Northern asswipes. cost a bit, but if you eat more cheese you'll need them less often. Think outside the box. I've heard of some asswipes but Northern asswipes?, interesting, also I'm a huge fan of grilled cheese so I might have to pass on not the not eating cheese part. Furthermore their costly, these Northern asswipes. Oh and what isle in the grocery store would they be in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s dubb Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 2 words..... anal leakage Ummmmm, nope I'm good. just checked, however if it were it would look wet no?... mine are dryish. Thanks for letting me know you care. Also, quilted Northern asswipes. cost a bit, but if you eat more cheese you'll need them less often. Think outside the box. I've heard of some asswipes but Northern asswipes?, interesting, also I'm a huge fan of grilled cheese so I might have to pass on not the not eating cheese part. Furthermore their costly, these Northern asswipes. Oh and what isle in the grocery store would they be in? However the bidet. You sir are pure unadulterated genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Gotta have the right tools for the job. Squeaky clean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Taco sauce wases out, cheating is forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Don't down grade my wiping abilities. I even wipe against the grain often times or until there is nothing on the T.P but some how, some way magic pooh appears or better known as streaks. The only real way to become poohless is to shower after each bowel movement or baby wipes. However I find the baby wipes costly, if you live with a female you'll notice unreal amounts of TP disappears, I don't know what they do with it. Maybe they make toilet paper mache. You think their in the sh*tter putting on mascara and eye shadow, but no. They are in there making toilet paper mache, maybe they eat it, I don't know but TP is costly now-a-days, puts a real financial strain on my wallet. I've actually had to down grade from 2 ply to 1 ply and made a limit to 4 squares at a time, if people of my household cannot abide by those rules I will force them you use a rag in which they will have to wash and reuse. If anyone has any remedies or ideas to keep my ass squeaky clean, feel free. I'm all ears. Move out to pig farmer country and use corn husks... that what we put in the outhouses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I thought this thread was about the same 'ole Jets - which they will be. Sigh.....carry on with your poopie talk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s dubb Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 Gotta have the right tools for the job. Squeaky clean! You might be onto something. I think this with 40grit sandpaper just might suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s dubb Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 I thought this thread was about the same 'ole Jets - which they will be. Sigh.....carry on with your poopie talk.... The stain never goes away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Proper wiping techniques 101 Wipe with dry toilet paper until the paper is clean. Use a moist form of paper to after wipe. Wash hands thoroughly. Disclaimer: Not having a hairy A-H helps the wiping procedure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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