JiFtheOracle Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm actually not surprised if this works. I can't stop laughing. Its all about the approach. Clearly I'm having a good time and so are my friends. Which when everyone is out on their bikes because the weather is nice, all you are trying to do is have a good time. I use that approach, find out where they are going, either join or set up a meeting later. I'm telling you, its clock work. That sounds like the opening to a ******* horror novel. Thats probably because you are deathly frightened by pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 tell me about it, the guys who do my yardwork got mad at me when I referred to one of them as that little brown fella... so sensitive You mean the guys that your wife gets your hand-me-down wardrobe from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 If it works, that's why. My wife and her friends would laugh thier asses off at a bunch of fruits riding around in powder blue tricycles ringing bells at people.. but laughing is a good in.. Exactly. I'm dead serious about this. Please post footage from helmet cam. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No joke, I'm looking for this right now. I've shown you footage of Jax beach during the 4th, right? That picture of me in my top hat spraying down the girls coming off the slip and slide that made the Jax Scene mag? That helmet would be epic for the 4th. It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Its all about the approach. Clearly I'm having a good time and so are my friends. Which when everyone is out on their bikes because the weather is nice, all you are trying to do is have a good time. I use that approach, find out where they are going, either join or set up a meeting later. I'm telling you, its clock work. Hey ladies. [bites lip] How you doin'. We parking our trikes at your place or you hopping on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 A couple of weekends ago, I was out and about on the town...pretty drunk...a good friend was moving, last night in town and we got after it. In Jax Beach, if you live at the beach, you bike to the bars. Or trike if you are me (dont need to balance when you're drunk, plus its pimp). Anyway, I have cute little bell on it, that I ring at all the ladies, they eat that sh*t up. Well, there was this group of ghetto fabulous black girls walking down the street, with one random white girl with cornrows with the crew. So I ring my bell, jokingly, while we are pulling up behind them walking. They all turn to see what it is, and the white girl speaks up to the crew of black girls and said...."Damn, Cracker on the trike just rang his bell at us". Which I replied, "Damn, Nigga called me cracker". Which I thought was funny considering she was white and I was totally joking. They did not find it humorous. Which led to me triking faster than I've ever had to before. lol Cool story Sofia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 *bass* Dum de dum dum, Dum de dum dum, Dum de dum dum All the fusion boys all around de world go boom boom boom, boom boom boom, boom deboom boom, boom. Chalkalackalacka boom deboom boom boom, boom deboom boom boom, boom deboom boom boom, boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 If it works, that's why. My wife and her friends would laugh thier asses off at a bunch of fruits riding around in powder blue tricycles ringing bells at people.. but laughing is a good in.. Haha exactly. It's less creepy than the typical, "Mmmm-mmm so beautiful," or, "Can I tell you, you have a perfect a$$," nonsense. Lol I can see JiF being able to work with people who are already laughing at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 We've talked about relationships, shoes, and trikes on Day 1, yet still managed to not wait til a few minutes before deadline (the trend this season). We focused better when not being focused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Hold up, let me get this straight ... JiF famously lamented that only fat chicks dig him. Now he's saying that chicks dig his trike. Are these the fat chicks digging the trike? Do they think it's an excercise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Hey Dan. Just want you to know you're Mmmmmm-mmmm beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 ^AVM finally gets it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Jif rides a trike... baahahahaha. Anyways, game related comment here: I think its best off we quit revealing character names. Given that we already had a 3rd party looking for a character, if someone had come out and said they were Toby his job is pretty damn easy. Its possible scum has similar circumstances (looking for certain characters)... so I think that we are better off sticking to role only. Just my opinion. Gotta be what JVOR meant when he said for some of us we won't want our character names revealed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Hey Dan. Just want you to know you're Mmmmmm-mmmm beautiful. Lol. One man who said that to me then proceeded to shout, "Bitch it's a compliment! Dooon't walk away from meeeeee!! I love you!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 You doubt me? Doubt doubts you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Lol. One man who said that to me then proceeded to shout, "Bitch it's a compliment! Dooon't walk away from meeeeee!! I love you!!!!!" Why DID you walk away from me? I still love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I see you lurking, Lilian! (hope alls well!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 JVOR is not going to put up with this sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I just go for the bumbling shy fool charm. Like "Um hey, so, Can I get you a drink and maybe some conversation? It never works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I just go for the bumbling shy fool charm. Like "Um hey, so, Can I get you a drink and maybe some conversation? It never works. Hehe. JVOR's was, "Uh, do you have an email address?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I just go for the bumbling shy fool charm. Like "Um hey, so, Can I get you a drink and maybe some conversation? It never works. Damn. Your wife won't even accept a free drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Eeeeeighty kumbayay Eeeeeeighty kumbayay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Hehe. JVOR's was, "Uh, do you have an email address?" Mine was literally "Um hey, Are you Japanese" "Yes" "Oh that's cool. I took a Japanese history course in college. Hajimemash*te Erick-desu" "Oh I don't speak Japanese." /Turns bright red "But you can buy me a drink." And that was pretty much the start of our courtship. My next move was to ask her if she was a ninja (like a day or two later) she said yes and I told her BS, she'd never see me coming. She challenged me so I threw a paperclip at her (we worked together), she said it was at that moment she 100% knew I was totally into her. I am a loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Oh and this was at a department outing FYI. That's when I first met her. I figured she was Japanese because her last name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Mine was literally "Um hey, Are you Japanese" "Yes" "Oh that's cool. I took a Japanese history course in college. Hajimemash*te Erick-desu" "Oh I don't speak Japanese." /Turns bright red "But you can buy me a drink." And that was pretty much the start of our courtship. My next move was to ask her if she was a ninja (like a day or two later) she said yes and I told her BS, she'd never see me coming. She challenged me so I threw a paperclip at her (we worked together), she said it was at that moment she 100% knew I was totally into her. I am a loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I like hearing the mating rituals of little people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Lulz Vic. Good stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Obviously 80 has found his groove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I like hearing the mating rituals of little people Please advise mating rituals of hippies. "I GOT ACID" /20 girls get on knees and mouth pop open "AND I GOT PEYOTI" //Panties drop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 Obviously 80 has found his groove. I agree. I hear that girlfriend of his finally gave him a quick peck on the cheek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I see you lurking, Lilian! (hope alls well!) I wasn't lurking. I was catching up around all the crap that has been going on here today. I'm almost caught up two hours later... Good lynch, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Mine was literally "Um hey, Are you Japanese" "Yes" "Oh that's cool. I took a Japanese history course in college. Hajimemash*te Erick-desu" "Oh I don't speak Japanese." /Turns bright red "But you can buy me a drink." And that was pretty much the start of our courtship. My next move was to ask her if she was a ninja (like a day or two later) she said yes and I told her BS, she'd never see me coming. She challenged me so I threw a paperclip at her (we worked together), she said it was at that moment she 100% knew I was totally into her. I am a loser. Lol that is the cutest story ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I agree. I hear that girlfriend of his finally gave him a quick peck on the cheek. Yes. It was glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 Please advise mating rituals of hippies. "I GOT ACID" /20 girls get on knees and mouth pop open "AND I GOT PEYOTI" //Panties drop More like: CTM: Do you like Phish? Young, hot Girl: what's fish? CTM: Nevermind. 10101010 Girl: what are you talking about? CTM: I have a 6 figure salary. /panties drop. (silence) Girl: OMG, why are you wearing MY PANTIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Please advise mating rituals of hippies. "I GOT ACID" /20 girls get on knees and mouth pop open "AND I GOT PEYOTI" //Panties drop i wish! My first grateful dead show, I was 16 i think, and i bought some mushrooms from some middle aged whacked out hippy.. he recognized we were noobs and gave me and my friend advice i will never forget. "Take them with some bitches and **** them"... Well, since I didnt' have a powder blue tricycle at the time, there was no bitches and no ******* in the cards for me, unfortunately. But for about a solid hour I thought i was walking around with gold in my pocket. And, after that monumentallet down, the freaken things were beat anyway. POS hippy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 More like: CTM: Do you like Phish? Young, hot Girl: what's fish? CTM: Nevermind. 10101010 Girl: what are you talking about? CTM: I have a 6 figure salary. /panties drop. (silence) Girl: OMG, why are you wearing MY PANTIES. The truth is actually more disturbing then that tbh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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