dbatesman

holy sh*t lmao

Who cares? Without Brady and Belichick they're just another poverty franchise now.

Well, yeah, as someone with neither the financial nor temporal wherewithal to be a season ticket holder, it's easy for me to say. But I stand by it!

The Bears playing in a dome feels sacrilegious.

Russini? Russini? Daughter of the Morning? Mother of Lies? Na'amah the Seducer? No thank you, sir.

legit lol

These were super cool. No idea why they went away from them in the first place.

Tanked properly and drafted Lawrence.

Yawn. He's ****ed up the QB position as badly as any of his predecessors.

On the one hand, I'm tempted to mock Rosenblatt as a tissue-soft millennial bitch, but on the other I'm thinking about how utterly soul-murdering it must be to spend 40 hours a week around the Jets.

By versatility a la AVT, I assume he means that Fautanu is capable of suffering season-ending injuries at both guard and tackle

I do not like Kevin Cole (of PFF's stable of smug, didactic dorks, he is the smuggest and didacticest), but this has some strong, data-driven arguments

Do the numbers 7, 63, and 1 mean anything to you?

And if we don't take him and he becomes a solid but unspectacular player for another team, there will be half a dozen people here who will spend the next decade posting videos of him catching 5-yard hitches and saying "well well well I guess a TE is a good value after all..."

Douglas has obviously been a disaster overall, but one thing he's done is draft athletes. Bowers feels like a Maccagnan pick, which would be kind of a bummer.