TNJet Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Mekh "IHOP" Becton. He is the house of pancakes. Could there be a more perfect nickname? Mekh-ihop- Becton. The house of pancakes. Beast. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? "Put it on my bill." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent? "Show me the honey!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 What type of streets do ghosts haunt? Dead ends! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 I started a book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTJet Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands for vacation... ...now they're just the Islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTJet Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 51 minutes ago, TNJet said: Mekh "IHOP" Becton. He is the house of pancakes. Could there be a more perfect nickname? Mekh-ihop- Becton. The house of pancakes. Beast. Cmon man lol. You got better jokes in ya than that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 what's this thread about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfaceoff Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Can we override this thread to be a Chuck Norris facts thread? Chuck Norris is the only man that can punch a cyclops between the eyes 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFish Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Not sure most know. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 A duck walks into a bar. And he says to the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender says "No, I don't have any grapes." The duck walks out, sorely disappointed. So the next day, he walks back into the bar, asks the same question, gets the same answer. The day after, he walks back into the bar, and again, asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender, having still not figured out why this duck seems to think he may have some grapes, says to the duck, "No, and if you come back in here tomorrow and ask me if I have any grapes, I will nail your bill to the bar!" The duck frowns, turns around, and walks out of the bar. So the next day, the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender "Got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." So the duck says, "Got any grapes?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 What do you call two mallards? A paradox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 44 minutes ago, GreenFish said: Not sure most know. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris drinks coronavirus at breakfast and pisses a vaccine by lunch time! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNJet Posted May 13, 2020 Author Share Posted May 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Sperm Edwards said: What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? "Put it on my bill." How do the Jets hire dunce head coaches?? By producing Sperm Edwards before cutting loose Bowles movements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNJet Posted May 13, 2020 Author Share Posted May 13, 2020 2 hours ago, peebag said: what's this thread about? Its a great new novel... "Tigers Revenge" by Claude Balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, TNJet said: How do the Jets hire dunce head coaches?? By producing Sperm Edwards before cutting loose Bowles movements. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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