TomShane Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 There once was a fella named Pat..... :twisted: :twisted: YOU JUST WAIT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 There once was a poster named GOB. Whose picture makes him look like a fat slob. One day while he was dreaming, gg was already scheming, For the ultimate way to fix up his knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 There once was a poster named Tex Who talked so much sh*t it was up to his neck He liked to bend over For his dog named rover and now he only likes dog sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 TomShane's an illiterate homo Who watches his gay porn in slo-mo He has a threeway each night With JohnE and Kotite His anal virginity is no mo'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 There once was a man named Bob, He dressed like a slob. He went out on a date, but ran really late. Luckily Tom still gave him a knob-job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Maxman as mod? Poor selection But his sister gives me an erection I went down to Rutgers Hot bodies? she'd slut hers her oral technique is perfection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Gun of Bavaria is filled with moxie his writing style is far from sloppy the kraut has only one flaw I don't know if you saw but this is America you ****ing Nazi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 There once was a poster named Tex His favorite thing was gay sex He thought he was shady Being shagged by Tom Brady While drinking Lone Star longnecks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 there once was a site named jet nation no content yet just contemplation :wink: banned posters unite and fight the good fight with threads on sheep fornication Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 there once was a site named jet nation no content yet just contemplation :wink: banned posters unite and fight the good fight with threads on sheep fornication Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Gun of Bavaria is filled with moxie his writing style is far from sloppy the kraut has only one flaw I don't know if you saw but this is America you ****ing Nazi Dude did my sister really give you oral at Rutgers? That is way cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 There once was a guy named Seymore He was dancing one night with a whore After the dance, She pulled down his pants And said, "Sh!t. I hoped there'd be more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 There once was a man named Max Who despite being a male had no sack Til TomShane came along and put Max in a thong and now they both like to pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 The gals on this board are quite a take. Blabber and blabber for Christ's sake. Their football contributions are quite minimal, They are only here looking for that stud pinnacle. When really they should just stay home and bake. Incoming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 The gals on this board are quite a take. Blabber and blabber for Christ's sake. Their football contributions are quite minimal, They are only here looking for that stud pinnacle. When really they should just stay home and bake. Incoming PatsFanTX 1 Girls of JN 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 The gals on this board are quite a take. Blabber and blabber for Christ's sake. Their football contributions are quite minimal, They are only here looking for that stud pinnacle. When really they should just stay home and bake. Incoming Pathetic. Greengal OWNS you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Gang Green Girl, Bren and GG Came over one night to see me We got in the hot tub, And started to rub, And then I woke up, dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardSeymour Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Dude did my sister really give you oral at Rutgers? That is way cool. You have no idea... at least, I really hope you don't. That would be wierd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Gang Green Girl, Bren and GG Came over one night to see me We got in the hot tub, And started to rub, And then I woke up, dammit. LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 there once was a boy named TX whose muscles he tried to flex but he quickly got tired and his muscle misfired and now his pants are a mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 there once was a boy named TX whose muscles he tried to flex but he quickly got tired and his muscle misfired and now his pants are a mess Ok, that was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 There is this Pats Fan named Seymore. His life seems like such a bore Chicks that model are his knack It's dreams I say, the guys a quack Alls he does is Jack Off to Bradys whore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Papi Green Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Little dicky Kotite used to keep his ho tight at the airport she got stranded on her brazilian coochie I landed now she calls me her Rican bandit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Papi Green Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 am I a fag or a dyke? he ponders every single night Brady gives him an erectus the answer simply is..... only Beers, Steers and Queers come from Texas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinlawyer Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Once upon a time I was banned Everyone thought I got canned I pouted a while JetNation brought back my style Now the other site got panned! hahaha WOOO HOOO.... LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Papi Green Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I tapped this bitch named Vida 7 brown inches I would feed 'er she liked from the back and sure had the knack to shrivel up my peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Gang Green Girl, Bren and GG Came over one night to see me We got in the hot tub, And started to rub, And then I woke up, dammit. Gang Green Girl, Bren and GG Came over one night to see me We got in the hot tub, And started to rub, But I couldn't afford the "fee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Papi Green Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 hush hush little Alk her haircut sucks, just dont pout even though you look up to Mugatu you meant to go to supercuts, you just forgot to but seriously you live in Nebraska so who the hell will ever see you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinlawyer Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 There once was a dominican named Betty I hit that azz all nice and steady She turned around and showed me her cans I saw those funbagsand and said "DAMN" But I kept reminding her,"My NAME AINT FREDDY!" HAHAHAHA LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Papi Green Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Gang Green Girl, Bren and GG Came over one night to see me We got in the hot tub, And started to rub, But I couldn't afford the "fee" Gang Green Girl, Bren and GG Came over one night to see me We got in the hot tub, And started to rub, But I couldn't afford the "fee" so there'll be no happy ending for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Gang Green Girl, Bren and GG Came over one night to see me We got in the hot tub, And started to rub, But I couldn't afford the "fee" What a tight ass. You can't spend a 5-spot for a good time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Tx that is 5 each? $15 American dollars. I am not sure how that converts from the Texas Peso but it ain't cheap bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Ive got some words for the great Gun of Bavaria.... I tell you what Piggy.. i ain't scared of ya... Your uniform is too tight banging crispy creams all night and your breath reeks of Malaria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I'll tell you want Smizzy I'm not sure what you do But take a close look at your kid Because I'm sure this is true His red hair is in and his green eyes are true Because that kid didn't come from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I'll tell you want Smizzy I'm not sure what you do But take a close look at your kid Because I'm sure this is true His red hair is in and his green eyes are true Because that kid didn't come from you. You been drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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