Smizzy Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 :beer: :beer: There is still a possibility the Skank gets Shanked!!!! Whooooooo Hooooooooooo!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Why is this stupid whore even famous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Why is this stupid whore even famous? God hates ugly people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 God hates ugly people? you're still around, i'm just sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 you're still around, i'm just sayin Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 If God hated ugly people I would have been smoted, smotten, smitted? by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Many of Hilton's several dozen supporters outside the courthouse appeared devastated. "No! No! No!" screamed Jake Byrd as a court spokesman delivered the news to reporters outside court. Mr Byrd, you and your kind are f**ktards of the highest degree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Wasn't that outlawed after The Great War? May have been outlawed, but it wasn't eliminated..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Paris Hilton is a piece of sh%t. I hope she winds up like Linda Blair in that movie. No, not the Exorcist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Oh, and by the way, reckless driving is a serious charge. Cops will rarely arrest you or issue you a ticket for that because it is nearly impossible to prove it in court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Remember when Howard Stern had Amy Fisher's prison lover on? Now that was a nappy headed bull dike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 potw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 If Paris Hilton gets shanked? I'll probably cry, but I'll have to think about something sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 If Paris Hilton gets shanked? I'll probably cry, but I'll have to think about something sad. I think just seeing her cry like a baby in that cop car after she found out she wasn't getting over on the rap was good enough punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Moses Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 I think just seeing her cry like a baby in that cop car after she found out she wasn't getting over on the rap was good enough punishment. Look, it isn't a pleasant experience to have to take a sh*t with the guards watching. But you can only hold it in for so long. She's just going to have to get over that initial hump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 I want to get a T-shirt made..... Her crying on the front....and "Shank The Skank " on the back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Look, it isn't a pleasant experience to have to take a sh*t with the guards watching. But you can only hold it in for so long. She's just going to have to get over that initial hump. HAHA! POTW nom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 If God hated ugly people I would have been smoted, smotten, smitted? by now. Or even worse, Smizzy'ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavrik Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Apparently Paris claims that she has "found God" already. It's been 2 days. I'm sure God is even calling bulls*** on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Or even worse, Smizzy'ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Apparently Paris claims that she has "found God" already. It's been 2 days. I'm sure God is even calling bulls*** on that one. I hope she finds the sharp end of a SHANK! 9021OZ style! Even better...I can see it now...chained heat pt 4...Paris is taken hostage by a handfull of crazy inmates who have demanded ransom....they promise to cut her fingers off unless they pay up. Lesbain sex....handcuffs...and knight sticks folks....I SMELL A HIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Apparently Paris claims that she has "found God" already. It's been 2 days. I'm sure God is even calling bulls*** on that one. Maybe she just meant the ultimate orgasm. There are a lot of very talented and enthusiastic carpet munchers in the ladies jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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