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She was the Assistant GM at a Ruby Tuesdays. She hired me as a server. 10 Years later, 2 kids, a dog, a house and 1300 miles from Albany.:P

so GM why did you guys move down to Florida and don't you miss the changing of the seasons?

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LOL friggin Joe still my hero.....POTW nom

well, to be totally honest and take the porner hat off, i really thought at one point in my life that i had found the perfect one, the one that makes you forget any other woman even exists, the one who makes you do all the dumb sh#t because you just want to do it for them, the one who is the sunrise and sunset. It was a highschool sweetheart on and off thing through 9-11th grade. Then we got back together after freshman year of school and as i ended my cancer treatment. We were together for over 3 years and it was perfect until all of a sudden one day it just wasn't. I think it was her nerves with graduation and overbearing parents pressuring her to pursue a life she didn't want any part of, but whatever, it ended out of nowhere and i haven't found another that made me feel that way since, so yeah, that was 8 years ago i guess. I am lucky because i at least know what it is supposed to feel like when you find that person and i won't end up with the wrong one who doesn't make me feel that way, but i am kinda cursed because it seems to be very hard to find. So now I just assume if that is not attainable, I am gonna wait, the kindergarten class of 2007 will be ripe in 18 years yo!!

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ooops, didn't answer.

Me and my wife met on campus at Rowan, She was walking up the stairs with bags, I helped her, she thought I was "cute", about 4 months later we hump.gif'd for the first time, then came along my son. About a year ago, we hump.gif'd again, and came along another one, now a townhouse, 2 cars, and 4 years later, I'm here posting on a Jets message board.

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well, to be totally honest and take the porner hat off, i really thought at one point in my life that i had found the perfect one, the one that makes you forget any other woman even exists, the one who makes you do all the dumb sh#t because you just want to do it for them, the one who is the sunrise and sunset. It was a highschool sweetheart on and off thing through 9-11th grade. Then we got back together after freshman year of school and as i ended my cancer treatment. We were together for over 3 years and it was perfect until all of a sudden one day it just wasn't. I think it was her nerves with graduation and overbearing parents pressuring her to pursue a life she didn't want any part of, but whatever, it ended out of nowhere and i haven't found another that made me feel that way since, so yeah, that was 8 years ago i guess. I am lucky because i at least know what it is supposed to feel like when you find that person and i won't end up with the wrong one who doesn't make me feel that way, but i am kinda cursed because it seems to be very hard to find. So now I just assume if that is not attainable, I am gonna wait, the kindergarten class of 2007 will be ripe in 18 years yo!!

The first chunk of this post was extremely gay.

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ooops, didn't answer.

Me and my wife met on campus at Rowan, She was walking up the stairs with bags, I helped her, she thought I was "cute", about 4 months later we hump.gif'd for the first time, then came along my son. About a year ago, we hump.gif'd again, and came along another one, now a townhouse, 2 cars, and 4 years later, I'm here posting on a Jets message board.

wait a sec, the first time you laid the law down, which was 4 months after meeting her, she got preggers? wow

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wait a sec, the first time you laid the law down, which was 4 months after meeting her, she got preggers? wow

An estimate, I think it was 8 months. Because we had met in a January because it was right before a super bowl and we boned in an August because I was in football practice. So yeah, it took me 8 months to hit, and 1 try to make he pregnant. I'm shooting fully loaded, everytime.

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well, to be totally honest and take the porner hat off, i really thought at one point in my life that i had found the perfect one, the one that makes you forget any other woman even exists, the one who makes you do all the dumb sh#t because you just want to do it for them, the one who is the sunrise and sunset. It was a highschool sweetheart on and off thing through 9-11th grade. Then we got back together after freshman year of school and as i ended my cancer treatment. We were together for over 3 years and it was perfect until all of a sudden one day it just wasn't. I think it was her nerves with graduation and overbearing parents pressuring her to pursue a life she didn't want any part of, but whatever, it ended out of nowhere and i haven't found another that made me feel that way since, so yeah, that was 8 years ago i guess. I am lucky because i at least know what it is supposed to feel like when you find that person and i won't end up with the wrong one who doesn't make me feel that way, but i am kinda cursed because it seems to be very hard to find. So now I just assume if that is not attainable, I am gonna wait, the kindergarten class of 2007 will be ripe in 18 years yo!!

this post actually explains a lot. we all get fuct over kiddo, look on the bright side-- bitterness is a good thing because it means you'll only let your guard down when someone comes along who is worth it. high standards are a good thing-- garb will respond to those weekly roses you send eventually.

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An estimate, I think it was 8 months. Because we had met in a January because it was right before a super bowl and we boned in an August because I was in football practice. So yeah, it took me 8 months to hit, and 1 try to make he pregnant. I'm shooting fully loaded, everytime.

you should probably run with scissors at the next opportunity.

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An estimate, I think it was 8 months. Because we had met in a January because it was right before a super bowl and we boned in an August because I was in football practice. So yeah, it took me 8 months to hit, and 1 try to make he pregnant. I'm shooting fully loaded, everytime.

clearly you do dude. Myself, I shoot blanks, cancer side effect, but i have some frozen dna pudding in waiting. I am thinking of actually starting up a trust and putting out some of my seed to impregnate multiple generations forever, like one every decade. Why? I don't know, sounds like fun.

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I shouldn't talk like that, should I?

Okay, me and my wife created a child after 8 months. We had sorta known each other for about 2 years prior but never really went out, so it was kind of a 2 year 8 months relationship prior to the anal hammering. :)

wait a sec dude, i am sorry to inform you, but if it was an "anal hammering" you were duped. I suggest going on jerry springer or jenny jones now for the paternity test, lol. j/k

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okay picky, Vaginal Hammering, I was trying to tone it down before Garb comes in and gives her Feminist speeches.

lol, trying to tone it down by claiming anal sex as opposed to the garden variety sex is maybe the funniest thing said on this board today, lol, rep for you!

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The Wooden Nickel, North Brunswick NJ. I showed up at my largest customer one Friday to do my twice weekly take the general mgr and plant mgr. out for lunch (4-6 hours of drinking and liars poker - it was the 80's) to find we were persona non gratta at our regular playground/restaurant. It seems that the day before the plant mgr. had grasped the amply endowed bartendess by the buttocks and the restaurant mgr. took umbrage and gave the bums rush to my client's - but not before one of them one punched the guy and put X's in his eyes. Needless to say we had to find another venue. I had heard good things about the Nickel so we went there and my wife to be had just started working as the hostess after she was done teaching for the summer. Our server served as cupid and the rest is history.

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well, to be totally honest and take the porner hat off, i really thought at one point in my life that i had found the perfect one, the one that makes you forget any other woman even exists, the one who makes you do all the dumb sh#t because you just want to do it for them, the one who is the sunrise and sunset. It was a highschool sweetheart on and off thing through 9-11th grade. Then we got back together after freshman year of school and as i ended my cancer treatment. We were together for over 3 years and it was perfect until all of a sudden one day it just wasn't. I think it was her nerves with graduation and overbearing parents pressuring her to pursue a life she didn't want any part of, but whatever, it ended out of nowhere and i haven't found another that made me feel that way since, so yeah, that was 8 years ago i guess. I am lucky because i at least know what it is supposed to feel like when you find that person and i won't end up with the wrong one who doesn't make me feel that way, but i am kinda cursed because it seems to be very hard to find. So now I just assume if that is not attainable, I am gonna wait, the kindergarten class of 2007 will be ripe in 18 years yo!!

The porno king showing a softer side, how sweet.

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ooops, didn't answer.

Me and my wife met on campus at Rowan, She was walking up the stairs with bags, I helped her, she thought I was "cute", about 4 months later we hump.gif'd for the first time, then came along my son. About a year ago, we hump.gif'd again, and came along another one, now a townhouse, 2 cars, and 4 years later, I'm here posting on a Jets message board.

Dude you have some sperm. I am afraid to even quote your posts your swimmers are so strong.

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Met my wife at Jack-La-Lane (can't remember the spelling) when I was 17. Took her to my Senior Prom a month later. Not much has changed in 20 or so years. Just one website, 2 dogs, 3 kids and a white picket fence.

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