ShadowJet35 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 In light of the SFLJETS thread, I just wanted to make this. So where did you and your soulmate first lay eyes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Not married yet... but been with my GF for six years... met her in class... cant wait to post my 25th anniversary thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 She was the Assistant GM at a Ruby Tuesdays. She hired me as a server. 10 Years later, 2 kids, a dog, a house and 1300 miles from Albany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I haven't yet, my future wife is probably still in kindergarten, so I have about 18 years to go, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 She was the Assistant GM at a Ruby Tuesdays. She hired me as a server. 10 Years later, 2 kids, a dog, a house and 1300 miles from Albany. so GM why did you guys move down to Florida and don't you miss the changing of the seasons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I haven't yet, my future wife is probably still in kindergarten, so I have about 18 years to go, lol. LOL friggin Joe still my hero.....POTW nom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 LOL friggin Joe still my hero.....POTW nom well, to be totally honest and take the porner hat off, i really thought at one point in my life that i had found the perfect one, the one that makes you forget any other woman even exists, the one who makes you do all the dumb sh#t because you just want to do it for them, the one who is the sunrise and sunset. It was a highschool sweetheart on and off thing through 9-11th grade. Then we got back together after freshman year of school and as i ended my cancer treatment. We were together for over 3 years and it was perfect until all of a sudden one day it just wasn't. I think it was her nerves with graduation and overbearing parents pressuring her to pursue a life she didn't want any part of, but whatever, it ended out of nowhere and i haven't found another that made me feel that way since, so yeah, that was 8 years ago i guess. I am lucky because i at least know what it is supposed to feel like when you find that person and i won't end up with the wrong one who doesn't make me feel that way, but i am kinda cursed because it seems to be very hard to find. So now I just assume if that is not attainable, I am gonna wait, the kindergarten class of 2007 will be ripe in 18 years yo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 wing eating contest in philly. i won. she couldn't resist. now if i over-indulge she yells at me. how things change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 ooops, didn't answer. Me and my wife met on campus at Rowan, She was walking up the stairs with bags, I helped her, she thought I was "cute", about 4 months later we 'd for the first time, then came along my son. About a year ago, we 'd again, and came along another one, now a townhouse, 2 cars, and 4 years later, I'm here posting on a Jets message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 well, to be totally honest and take the porner hat off, i really thought at one point in my life that i had found the perfect one, the one that makes you forget any other woman even exists, the one who makes you do all the dumb sh#t because you just want to do it for them, the one who is the sunrise and sunset. It was a highschool sweetheart on and off thing through 9-11th grade. Then we got back together after freshman year of school and as i ended my cancer treatment. We were together for over 3 years and it was perfect until all of a sudden one day it just wasn't. I think it was her nerves with graduation and overbearing parents pressuring her to pursue a life she didn't want any part of, but whatever, it ended out of nowhere and i haven't found another that made me feel that way since, so yeah, that was 8 years ago i guess. I am lucky because i at least know what it is supposed to feel like when you find that person and i won't end up with the wrong one who doesn't make me feel that way, but i am kinda cursed because it seems to be very hard to find. So now I just assume if that is not attainable, I am gonna wait, the kindergarten class of 2007 will be ripe in 18 years yo!! The first chunk of this post was extremely gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 ooops, didn't answer. Me and my wife met on campus at Rowan, She was walking up the stairs with bags, I helped her, she thought I was "cute", about 4 months later we 'd for the first time, then came along my son. About a year ago, we 'd again, and came along another one, now a townhouse, 2 cars, and 4 years later, I'm here posting on a Jets message board. wait a sec, the first time you laid the law down, which was 4 months after meeting her, she got preggers? wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 The first chunk of this post was extremely gay. yeah it was, but i made up for it years later, now i do bad bad bad things to hot impressionable 19 year olds with powertools, ehhhh, I am the modern renaissance man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 wait a sec, the first time you laid the law down, which was 4 months after meeting her, she got preggers? wow An estimate, I think it was 8 months. Because we had met in a January because it was right before a super bowl and we boned in an August because I was in football practice. So yeah, it took me 8 months to hit, and 1 try to make he pregnant. I'm shooting fully loaded, everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 well, to be totally honest and take the porner hat off, i really thought at one point in my life that i had found the perfect one, the one that makes you forget any other woman even exists, the one who makes you do all the dumb sh#t because you just want to do it for them, the one who is the sunrise and sunset. It was a highschool sweetheart on and off thing through 9-11th grade. Then we got back together after freshman year of school and as i ended my cancer treatment. We were together for over 3 years and it was perfect until all of a sudden one day it just wasn't. I think it was her nerves with graduation and overbearing parents pressuring her to pursue a life she didn't want any part of, but whatever, it ended out of nowhere and i haven't found another that made me feel that way since, so yeah, that was 8 years ago i guess. I am lucky because i at least know what it is supposed to feel like when you find that person and i won't end up with the wrong one who doesn't make me feel that way, but i am kinda cursed because it seems to be very hard to find. So now I just assume if that is not attainable, I am gonna wait, the kindergarten class of 2007 will be ripe in 18 years yo!! this post actually explains a lot. we all get fuct over kiddo, look on the bright side-- bitterness is a good thing because it means you'll only let your guard down when someone comes along who is worth it. high standards are a good thing-- garb will respond to those weekly roses you send eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 An estimate, I think it was 8 months. Because we had met in a January because it was right before a super bowl and we boned in an August because I was in football practice. So yeah, it took me 8 months to hit, and 1 try to make he pregnant. I'm shooting fully loaded, everytime. you should probably run with scissors at the next opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 I shouldn't talk like that, should I? Okay, me and my wife created a child after 8 months. We had sorta known each other for about 2 years prior but never really went out, so it was kind of a 2 year 8 months relationship prior to the anal hammering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 An estimate, I think it was 8 months. Because we had met in a January because it was right before a super bowl and we boned in an August because I was in football practice. So yeah, it took me 8 months to hit, and 1 try to make he pregnant. I'm shooting fully loaded, everytime. clearly you do dude. Myself, I shoot blanks, cancer side effect, but i have some frozen dna pudding in waiting. I am thinking of actually starting up a trust and putting out some of my seed to impregnate multiple generations forever, like one every decade. Why? I don't know, sounds like fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I think guys gotta get married in their 20's because when you wait too long say into your mid 30's you get too set in your ways-even if the 1st one don't last, at least you know how to gallup with a saddle on ya know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 I think guys gotta get married in their 20's because when you wait too long say into your mid 30's you get too set in your ways-even if the 1st one don't last, at least you know how to gallup with a saddle on ya know? Got married at 23. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I shouldn't talk like that, should I? Okay, me and my wife created a child after 8 months. We had sorta known each other for about 2 years prior but never really went out, so it was kind of a 2 year 8 months relationship prior to the anal hammering. wait a sec dude, i am sorry to inform you, but if it was an "anal hammering" you were duped. I suggest going on jerry springer or jenny jones now for the paternity test, lol. j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 wait a sec dude, i am sorry to inform you, but if it was an "anal hammering" you were duped. I suggest going on jerry springer or jenny jones now for the paternity test, lol. j/k anal leakage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 okay picky, Vaginal Hammering, I was trying to tone it down before Garb comes in and gives her Feminist speeches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 anal leakage Well, the chance of goo re-entry into the correct baby-maker area for successful spermification of uturi is highly unlikely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 okay picky, Vaginal Hammering, I was trying to tone it down before Garb comes in and gives her Feminist speeches. lol, trying to tone it down by claiming anal sex as opposed to the garden variety sex is maybe the funniest thing said on this board today, lol, rep for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 In light of the SFLJETS thread, I just wanted to make this. So where did you and your soulmate first lay eyes? btw, great thread, lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowJet35 Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 No, this thread WILL NOT DIE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 The Wooden Nickel, North Brunswick NJ. I showed up at my largest customer one Friday to do my twice weekly take the general mgr and plant mgr. out for lunch (4-6 hours of drinking and liars poker - it was the 80's) to find we were persona non gratta at our regular playground/restaurant. It seems that the day before the plant mgr. had grasped the amply endowed bartendess by the buttocks and the restaurant mgr. took umbrage and gave the bums rush to my client's - but not before one of them one punched the guy and put X's in his eyes. Needless to say we had to find another venue. I had heard good things about the Nickel so we went there and my wife to be had just started working as the hostess after she was done teaching for the summer. Our server served as cupid and the rest is history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tictac Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 well, to be totally honest and take the porner hat off, i really thought at one point in my life that i had found the perfect one, the one that makes you forget any other woman even exists, the one who makes you do all the dumb sh#t because you just want to do it for them, the one who is the sunrise and sunset. It was a highschool sweetheart on and off thing through 9-11th grade. Then we got back together after freshman year of school and as i ended my cancer treatment. We were together for over 3 years and it was perfect until all of a sudden one day it just wasn't. I think it was her nerves with graduation and overbearing parents pressuring her to pursue a life she didn't want any part of, but whatever, it ended out of nowhere and i haven't found another that made me feel that way since, so yeah, that was 8 years ago i guess. I am lucky because i at least know what it is supposed to feel like when you find that person and i won't end up with the wrong one who doesn't make me feel that way, but i am kinda cursed because it seems to be very hard to find. So now I just assume if that is not attainable, I am gonna wait, the kindergarten class of 2007 will be ripe in 18 years yo!! The porno king showing a softer side, how sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 In light of the SFLJETS thread, I just wanted to make this. So where did you and your soulmate first lay eyes? They made a sitcom out of it. It's called, "How I Met Your Mother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 wing eating contest in philly. i won. she couldn't resist. now if i over-indulge she yells at me. how things change. Why do I actually believe this story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 ooops, didn't answer. Me and my wife met on campus at Rowan, She was walking up the stairs with bags, I helped her, she thought I was "cute", about 4 months later we 'd for the first time, then came along my son. About a year ago, we 'd again, and came along another one, now a townhouse, 2 cars, and 4 years later, I'm here posting on a Jets message board. Dude you have some sperm. I am afraid to even quote your posts your swimmers are so strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Why do I actually believe this story? "Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense." --Mark Twain. We're having the rehersal dinner in the pub where the contest was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 "Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense." --Mark Twain. We're having the rehersal dinner in the pub where the contest was. What time should I be there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 What time should I be there? ask sj, he's payin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Met my wife at Jack-La-Lane (can't remember the spelling) when I was 17. Took her to my Senior Prom a month later. Not much has changed in 20 or so years. Just one website, 2 dogs, 3 kids and a white picket fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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