Jet/BosoxFan Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Attention Tri-State Area Baseball fans!!! If you can pitch a baseball 60.6 feet...we want you on the Yankees, ASAP! We have an infinite check book, you can name your price! We're an Equal Op. Employer, except if youre young, if you have balls, and if youre talented, then youre sh*t outta luck! This position is perfect for retirees! Need to supplement that Social Security check...come try your hand at pitching in the Bronx. No experince necessary...our crack team of professionals will show you all you need to know. See Billy Connors. No calls please, our GM has turned his cell phone off for good! Please do not send reume either, just show up tommorrow at Fenway Park in Boston with your A-game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet/BosoxFan Posted July 16, 2005 Author Share Posted July 16, 2005 Attention Tri-State Area Baseball fans!!! If you can pitch a baseball 60.6 feet...we want you on the Yankees, ASAP! We have an infinite check book, you can name your price! We're an Equal Op. Employer, except if youre young, if you have balls, and if youre talented, then youre sh*t outta luck! This position is perfect for retirees! Need to supplement that Social Security check...come try your hand at pitching in the Bronx. No experince necessary...our crack team of professionals will show you all you need to know. See Billy Connors. No calls please, our GM has turned his cell phone off for good! Please do not send reume either, just show up tommorrow at Fenway Park in Boston with your A-game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 One of the perks is your own personal oxygen tank. During spring training you can always count on the early bird special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 One of the perks is your own personal oxygen tank. During spring training you can always count on the early bird special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Imagine you're George Steinbrenner in your luxury box looking down at the field before a game. You spent that morning signing paychecks that will ultimately add up to over $205 million dollars this season and on the mound is Tim Redding or Sean Henn or May. In the outfield, a AA prospect is learning the fundamentals of tracking a fly ball. Taking grounders at second base is a kid who plays defense like he's bored already. Meanwhile the team you're about to play, who spends maybe half as much (at most) and in some cases spends a quarter of what you do is fielding a younger, better team from 1 through 25. WHAT DO YOU DO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Imagine you're George Steinbrenner in your luxury box looking down at the field before a game. You spent that morning signing paychecks that will ultimately add up to over $205 million dollars this season and on the mound is Tim Redding or Sean Henn or May. In the outfield, a AA prospect is learning the fundamentals of tracking a fly ball. Taking grounders at second base is a kid who plays defense like he's bored already. Meanwhile the team you're about to play, who spends maybe half as much (at most) and in some cases spends a quarter of what you do is fielding a younger, better team from 1 through 25. WHAT DO YOU DO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet/BosoxFan Posted July 16, 2005 Author Share Posted July 16, 2005 5 words Tom, Al Leiter to the rescue!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet/BosoxFan Posted July 16, 2005 Author Share Posted July 16, 2005 5 words Tom, Al Leiter to the rescue!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 5 words Tom, Al Leiter to the rescue!!! And the best part is that they'll let Leiter's agent hold them up for huge cash. And signing Leiter means that your middle relief is shot two weeks later. When he was with the Mets we had to shuffle new middle relievers in every two months because Leiter would burn them out so quickly. Good luck Yanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 5 words Tom, Al Leiter to the rescue!!! And the best part is that they'll let Leiter's agent hold them up for huge cash. And signing Leiter means that your middle relief is shot two weeks later. When he was with the Mets we had to shuffle new middle relievers in every two months because Leiter would burn them out so quickly. Good luck Yanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetlag Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 And the best part is that they'll let Leiter's agent hold them up for huge cash. JBF - Good call! TomShane - Not so good a call! (400K) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 5 words Tom, Al Leiter to the rescue!!! Let no man ever say JBF is not a prophet You called it, my friend .. Al Leiter to the rescue .. truer words have never been spoken .. and for only 400 thousand dollars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 If you can pitch a baseball 60.6 feet...we want you on the Yankees, ASAP! I think we might have found someone for the job ... and for only 400 K Maybe you heard of him ... his name is Al Leiter, but folks call him Uncle Al? When last seen he was eating the Red Sox for lunch ... eating them up and spitting them out ... mowin'em down like he had a license ... beating them like a rented mule ... slapping them upside the head like human punching bags ... flatout owned them! And Just in case you happen to forget what he looks like, I put his picture in my signature ... as a reminder ... so you never forget the man who raped you on national television 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 5 words Tom, Al Leiter to the rescue!!! Talk about a jinx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Talk about a jinx. Tell me about it This guy is a train wreck waiting to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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