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Hideki Matsui just hit a Grand Slam


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Yeah, for real, who the hell cares what she does, just look at the girl....

Oh man. I fear for the future.

Guys -- I don't care if he married a skin doctor or not. You see Hideki has bad skin. And he married a really hot girl. So I made a play on words, ignoring the obvious beauty of the girl and suggesting he would marry someone who can help him achieve better skin.

Again since he has millions and sleeps with super models, clearly he isn't worried.

It was just sarcasm. You guys take tomorrow off and we will resume this lesson on Monday.

:bag:

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Oh man. I fear for the future.

Guys -- I don't care if he married a skin doctor or not. You see Hideki has bad skin. And he married a really hot girl. So I made a play on words, ignoring the obvious beauty of the girl and suggesting he would marry someone who can help him achieve better skin.

Again since he has millions and sleeps with super models, clearly he isn't worried.

It was just sarcasm. You guys take tomorrow off and we will resume this lesson on Monday.

:bag:

That girl should have her eyes checked out though. I mean come on, Hideki Matsui? How can a guy as ugly as he is get a girl like that. Any other response other than money, is ridiculous.

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Oh man. I fear for the future.

Guys -- I don't care if he married a skin doctor or not. You see Hideki has bad skin. And he married a really hot girl. So I made a play on words, ignoring the obvious beauty of the girl and suggesting he would marry someone who can help him achieve better skin.

Again since he has millions and sleeps with super models, clearly he isn't worried.

It was just sarcasm. You guys take tomorrow off and we will resume this lesson on Monday.

:bag:

I thought it was funny.

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Oh man. I fear for the future.

Guys -- I don't care if he married a skin doctor or not. You see Hideki has bad skin. And he married a really hot girl. So I made a play on words, ignoring the obvious beauty of the girl and suggesting he would marry someone who can help him achieve better skin.

Again since he has millions and sleeps with super models, clearly he isn't worried.

It was just sarcasm. You guys take tomorrow off and we will resume this lesson on Monday.

:bag:

We might want to think about homeschooling our kids if this is what Public Schools produce;)

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Oh man. I fear for the future.

Guys -- I don't care if he married a skin doctor or not. You see Hideki has bad skin. And he married a really hot girl. So I made a play on words, ignoring the obvious beauty of the girl and suggesting he would marry someone who can help him achieve better skin.

Again since he has millions and sleeps with super models, clearly he isn't worried.

It was just sarcasm. You guys take tomorrow off and we will resume this lesson on Monday.

:bag:

Yeah, old people need to learn that pointing out the obvious isn't going to cut it in the humor department anymore. You're going to need to be more shocking or more witty.

;) I kid I kid.

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I believe it is.... lucky bastard... lol

I highly doubt Matsui married a porn star. Although, the Japanese are kinda kinky, so I would not be totally surprised. In any case, if this be true, Matsui, should definitely keep her away from A-rod. LOLZ

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