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Chris "Mad Dog" Russo - Going to XM Radio


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...and herpes is better than the clap, it's all relative.

A guy called 911 the other day from a hotel and demanded they send over an ambulance.

The 911 operator asks what the emergency was, the guy says she better hurry up and send the ambulance.

The operator insists on knowing what happened, the guy says there is a girl in his room and she's dying.

The operator dispatches the ambulance and continues to question the guy. She asks again what happened why is she dying?

The guy says never mind just send the ambulance, the operrator tells him the ambulance is on the way.

She asks him again what happened to the girl, the guy says she's bleeding to death.

The operator asks why, what happened to her that she's bleeding to death, the guy says she has the clap.

The operator says you don't bleed to death from the clap, the guys says YOU DO IF YOU GIVE IT TO ME YOU DO!

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