joewilly Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 man o man. big dave stopped by last night & nobody woke me up? hope all is well with you Dave & i'll offer my condolences now for the a$$whoopin yer gonna get sunday. Hey who remembers the dolphin fan who's wife wouldn't let him post anymore. then he came back & ended up with his testicles in a chevas regal bag on her nightstand. that guy was a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 man o man. big dave stopped by last night & nobody woke me up? hope all is well with you Dave & i'll offer my condolences now for the a$$whoopin yer gonna get sunday. Hey who remembers the dolphin fan who's wife wouldn't let him post anymore. then he came back & ended up with his testicles in a chevas regal bag on her nightstand. that guy was a classic I know, I wish I had seen this thread last night too... DW10 is my fellow fin fan, he was here a week or two ago and if I'm pretty sure he will show up very soon. I heard he got his testicles back though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I know, I wish I had seen this thread last night too... DW10 is my fellow fin fan, he was here a week or two ago and if I'm pretty sure he will show up very soon. I heard he got his testicles back though thanks man, thats him. he was a real cool dude. great poster whats his username on your board? dw127? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 thanks man, thats him. he was a real cool dude. great poster whats his username on your board? dw127? Yeah I believe so... He has some far fetched sig now... 13-3, superbowl etc... Love the optimism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Sparano is not the Tuna - he's a rookie head coach. Don't expect too much from the man. Big D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Sorano is not the Tuna - he's a rookie head coach. Don't expect too much from the man. Big D. True, but it's Sparano that you should watch out for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 True, but it's Sparano that you should watch out for. Yeah - him too Last time I don't spell check myself prior to hitting "Post" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 God, nothing would be funnier than to see the wheels fall off of the Jets in week 1 against the Dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 God, nothing would be funnier than to see the wheels fall off of the Jets in week 1 against the Dolphins. Except, maybe one of the 17" rims hits you in the face knocking out all but one front, middle, tooth. Now that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.I.MikeBleedsGreen Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Except, maybe one of the 17" rims hits you in the face knocking out all but one front, middle, tooth. Now that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Except, maybe one of the 17" rims hits you in the face knocking out all but one front, middle, tooth. Now that's funny. You're assuming that I have any teeth to begin with. I am from Kansas and all and you know how stereotypes work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 You're assuming that I have any teeth to begin with. I am from Kansas and all and you know how stereotypes work. LOL. Glad you have a sense of humor, which is sorely lacking on this site when it comes to the ribbing between fans. Just wish you had better taste in teams, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 LOL. Glad you have a sense of humor, which is sorely lacking on this site when it comes to the ribbing between fans. Just wish you had better taste in teams, however. Alk is good people - always has been... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Jets have won 7 of the past 8 meetings and 16 of the last 20, including sweeping the series the past two seasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 LOL. Glad you have a sense of humor, which is sorely lacking on this site when it comes to the ribbing between fans. Just wish you had better taste in teams, however. not sure what you mean borgo? I tip my hat to crashing.triple x & samphin for adding colorful zest to the site this week. question for you 3 finfans: did the shortbus you took to get here really get better gas mileage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 not sure what you mean borgo? I tip my hat to crashing.triple x & samphin for adding colorful zest to the site this week. question for you 3 finfans: did the shortbus you took to get here really get better gas mileage? Simple: I like good natured ribbing. I don't like punk a$$ comments that are designed solely to instigate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Simple: I like good natured ribbing. I don't like punk a$$ comments that are designed solely to instigate. You're short and have bad breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 You're short and have bad breath. I have never signed on to an opponent's fan site. My orientation does not allow me to enjoy stuffed cubanelle peppers, a Miami area favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardKoreXXX Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 not sure what you mean borgo? I tip my hat to crashing.triple x & samphin for adding colorful zest to the site this week. question for you 3 finfans: did the shortbus you took to get here really get better gas mileage? Well it was a crazy trip. 124 drove and played his "Super Dance Songs of the 80's" CD the whole time. I must have heard that kid sing 'Maniac' by Michael Sembello 50 times. We made a pit stop in South Carolina and Sam just HAD to buy some crappy gas station chili cheese dogs. He thought it would be funny to fart in Crashing Jet's face while he was sleeping but sharted himself in the process. After making another stop (and a fresh pair of pants for Sam) 124 thought he'd take us thru DC tp see the sights of our nations capital. Plus he said he knew "a guy" there... didnt go into much more detail than that and after we got there he vanished for about 6 hours. When I awoke to a horrible hangover we were on the road again. The last 8 hours had been a total blur... and it smelled like farts (****ing Sam) 124 informed me that we were only a couple hours from Jersey, and that I could go back to sleep... strangely his pants were off and a bottle of Jergens lotion was on the dash, but my hangover was brutal so I decided to take his advice. I then had a dream I was eating hot fudge and a puppy was licking my face... weird. After arriving here at JN with great parking (short bus) we were welcomed with open arms. I met several great posters like...err... some great posters. I wanna thank all you guys for taking Sam, CJ, and myself in stride and having a good sense of humor. This week has been alot of fun jokin' around GO PHINS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Wow.... anal date-raped on your way to JetNation? Sounds like they have toned down the initiation ritual a bit. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Well it was a crazy trip. 124 drove and played his "Super Dance Songs of the 80's" CD the whole time. I must have heard that kid sing 'Maniac' by Michael Sembello 50 times. We made a pit stop in South Carolina and Sam just HAD to buy some crappy gas station chili cheese dogs. He thought it would be funny to fart in Crashing Jet's face while he was sleeping but sharted himself in the process. After making another stop (and a fresh pair of pants for Sam) 124 thought he'd take us thru DC tp see the sights of our nations capital. Plus he said he knew "a guy" there... didnt go into much more detail than that and after we got there he vanished for about 6 hours. When I awoke to a horrible hangover we were on the road again. The last 8 hours had been a total blur... and it smelled like farts (****ing Sam) 124 informed me that we were only a couple hours from Jersey, and that I could go back to sleep... strangely his pants were off and a bottle of Jergens lotion was on the dash, but my hangover was brutal so I decided to take his advice. I then had a dream I was eating hot fudge and a puppy was licking my face... weird. After arriving here at JN with great parking (short bus) we were welcomed with open arms. I met several great posters like...err... some great posters. I wanna thank all you guys for taking Sam, CJ, and myself in stride and having a good sense of humor. This week has been alot of fun jokin' around GO PHINS!!! I told you not to stop at Taco Bell, but NOOOOOO you just had to. Damn, I still have the smell of burning farts and chimichangas in my nose On a side note, this has been one of the more enjoyable weeks I've had here leading up to a Jets/Dolphins game, hell I even squeezed out a POTW nomination. Thanks Jets fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno the Jet Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 God, nothing would be funnier than to see the wheels fall off of the Jets in week 1 against the Dolphins. I can think of something... 17-1, Now that's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno the Jet Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 This was funnier (is that a word?) too: I forgot all about it until I watched the game again this week. Bellyache ducked out early...couldn't handle defeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I can think of something... 17-1, Now that's funny! That would be 18-1 thank you very much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Sorry, buddy. I choose to not remember anything past the Marino era;) I've had a bag over my head ever since! You will Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 That would be 18-1 thank you very much! Ahhheeemmm, it's 18-1* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryno the Jet Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 That would be 18-1 thank you very much! Yeah, yeah, the -1 was the key point. Besides, the patsies did not get credit for the week one win; something about cheating. I can't remember. Anyway, due to that, I stand by my original 17 -1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardKoreXXX Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Pffffft. Not sure what you guys are talking about, I have the memorbilia. 19-0!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Pffffft. Not sure what you guys are talking about, I have the memorbilia. 19-0!!!!!!! Hahaha, you and 20,000 under privledged children in South America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillerPaul Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Well it was a crazy trip. 124 drove and played his "Super Dance Songs of the 80's" CD the whole time. I must have heard that kid sing 'Maniac' by Michael Sembello 50 times. We made a pit stop in South Carolina and Sam just HAD to buy some crappy gas station chili cheese dogs. He thought it would be funny to fart in Crashing Jet's face while he was sleeping but sharted himself in the process. After making another stop (and a fresh pair of pants for Sam) 124 thought he'd take us thru DC tp see the sights of our nations capital. Plus he said he knew "a guy" there... didnt go into much more detail than that and after we got there he vanished for about 6 hours. When I awoke to a horrible hangover we were on the road again. The last 8 hours had been a total blur... and it smelled like farts (****ing Sam) 124 informed me that we were only a couple hours from Jersey, and that I could go back to sleep... strangely his pants were off and a bottle of Jergens lotion was on the dash, but my hangover was brutal so I decided to take his advice. I then had a dream I was eating hot fudge and a puppy was licking my face... weird. After arriving here at JN with great parking (short bus) we were welcomed with open arms. I met several great posters like...err... some great posters. I wanna thank all you guys for taking Sam, CJ, and myself in stride and having a good sense of humor. This week has been alot of fun jokin' around GO PHINS!!! Wish i knew how to give rep or it was turned on (whichever the case ) cause i'd give it foir this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Yeah, yeah, the -1 was the key point. Besides, the patsies did not get credit for the week one win; something about cheating. I can't remember. Anyway, due to that, I stand by my original 17 -1. Gotcha. In about 2 hours I will be subjected to about 8000 Giants Super Bowl highlights and then the raising of the banner. Like I need to see that! I should make a run to the Liquor Store. Any recommendations? I was thinking Bacardi 151. What booze do you consume to get over the Jets failures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardKoreXXX Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Gotcha. In about 2 hours I will be subjected to about 8000 Giants Super Bowl highlights and then the raising of the banner. Like I need to see that! I should make a run to the Liquor Store. Any recommendations? I was thinking Bacardi 151. What booze do you consume to get over the Jets failures? Grolsch and Natty Ice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Well it was a crazy trip. 124 drove and played his "Super Dance Songs of the 80's" CD the whole time. I must have heard that kid sing 'Maniac' by Michael Sembello 50 times. We made a pit stop in South Carolina and Sam just HAD to buy some crappy gas station chili cheese dogs. He thought it would be funny to fart in Crashing Jet's face while he was sleeping but sharted himself in the process. After making another stop (and a fresh pair of pants for Sam) 124 thought he'd take us thru DC tp see the sights of our nations capital. Plus he said he knew "a guy" there... didnt go into much more detail than that and after we got there he vanished for about 6 hours. When I awoke to a horrible hangover we were on the road again. The last 8 hours had been a total blur... and it smelled like farts (****ing Sam) 124 informed me that we were only a couple hours from Jersey, and that I could go back to sleep... strangely his pants were off and a bottle of Jergens lotion was on the dash, but my hangover was brutal so I decided to take his advice. I then had a dream I was eating hot fudge and a puppy was licking my face... weird. After arriving here at JN with great parking (short bus) we were welcomed with open arms. I met several great posters like...err... some great posters. I wanna thank all you guys for taking Sam, CJ, and myself in stride and having a good sense of humor. This week has been alot of fun jokin' around GO PHINS!!! TOO FUNNY MR XXX. but by gas mileage I was referring to mpg not the skidmarks in sams shorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardKoreXXX Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 TOO FUNNY MR XXX. but by gas mileage I was referring to mpg not the skidmarks in sams shorts Wow... this is awkward then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samphin Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Well it was a crazy trip. 124 drove and played his "Super Dance Songs of the 80's" CD the whole time. I must have heard that kid sing 'Maniac' by Michael Sembello 50 times. We made a pit stop in South Carolina and Sam just HAD to buy some crappy gas station chili cheese dogs. He thought it would be funny to fart in Crashing Jet's face while he was sleeping but sharted himself in the process. After making another stop (and a fresh pair of pants for Sam) 124 thought he'd take us thru DC tp see the sights of our nations capital. Plus he said he knew "a guy" there... didnt go into much more detail than that and after we got there he vanished for about 6 hours. When I awoke to a horrible hangover we were on the road again. The last 8 hours had been a total blur... and it smelled like farts (****ing Sam) 124 informed me that we were only a couple hours from Jersey, and that I could go back to sleep... strangely his pants were off and a bottle of Jergens lotion was on the dash, but my hangover was brutal so I decided to take his advice. I then had a dream I was eating hot fudge and a puppy was licking my face... weird. After arriving here at JN with great parking (short bus) we were welcomed with open arms. I met several great posters like...err... some great posters. I wanna thank all you guys for taking Sam, CJ, and myself in stride and having a good sense of humor. This week has been alot of fun jokin' around GO PHINS!!! Best. Roadtrip. Ever. The weird thing is, we went too far I guess. We drove all the way to New York, thinking that that is where the JetNation was. Turns out, we had to turn around and go back through the tunnel to go to Jersey. Which is too bad because Jersey smells like a french woman's hoo ha and the Chuck E. Cheese that we wanted to eat at in East Hanover (right across the street from MIAMI MIKE'S!) was closed. Honestly who is closed at 3:38 in the a.m. when three, middle classed guys from all over the country are banging on your door wearing aqua and orange screaming that they want to play skeeball? Its un-American I tells ya. This week has been fun. You guys have a better sense of humor than the suck asses over at billszone. I may grace you with my presence more than two weeks out of the season. Yes...I may show up after each Jersey Jet loss just to take potshots and then leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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