Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 and is buying me a mini 1963 throwback airplane Jets Helmet for my desk in our new office that we're moving into on Friday. http://www.jetsshop.com/jets/product.php?productid=17574&cat=398&page=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Seems that reach around does get you further in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Seems that reach around does get you further in life. nasty.. kleck works for his momma Who the hell else you think would employ him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 nasty.. kleck works for his momma Who the hell else you think would employ him? Your wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 My boss called me from the Jets shop and asked me if I wanted anything. Am I kissing his ass or are you just continuing your never ending streak of horrificly bad reading comprehension? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 A $30 mini-helmet? FOR YOUR DESK? No way! That was the greatest story I've ever heard. Can you tell it again? Do you have time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoping4ASuperBowl Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 can you ask him to pick me up an autographed Namath jersey. I'll send you an IOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 A $30 mini-helmet? FOR YOUR DESK? No way! That was the greatest story I've ever heard. Can you tell it again? Do you have time? Finally, someone has an appropriate response. Thank you Doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 and is buying me a mini 1963 throwback airplane Jets Helmet for my desk in our new office that we're moving into on Friday. http://www.jetsshop.com/jets/product.php?productid=17574&cat=398&page=1 Your post is incredibly gay. Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 Your post is incredibly gay. Just sayin'. Close, but Vicious already covered the gay angle in a much funnier way. You are showing improvement however. The bottom line though is if I give you material like this to work with, you gotta do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 and is buying me a mini 1963 throwback airplane Jets Helmet for my desk in our new office that we're moving into on Friday. http://www.jetsshop.com/jets/product.php?productid=17574&cat=398&page=1 You boss is gay and so are you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 You boss is gay and so are you. You're off your game from defending your fellow Gator and mega-mancrush Channing Crowder from an indefensible position so I'll give you a pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Close, but Vicious already covered the gay angle in a much funnier way. You are showing improvement however. The bottom line though is if I give you material like this to work with, you gotta do better. I wasn't trying to be funny, fool. I was just stating a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Your wife. Got me.. She is a zookeeper by trade.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 I wasn't trying to be funny, fool. I was just stating a fact. But it's not a fact so you still fail. Either way, I still win. Enough of yo jibba jabba! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 Got me.. She is a zookeeper by trade.. Nah, you've done better than this in the past. You know I hate to say this but Rutgers kicked your ass with his response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Nah, you've done better than this in the past. You know I hate to say this but Rutger's kicked your ass with his response. And of course actual funny is inversely related to your perception of funny.. so .. I win! But I'll give you it's not my best work. I didn't even photoshop you in a cage with other animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 And of course actual funny is inversely related to your perception of funny.. so .. I win! But I'll give you it's not my best work. I didn't even photoshop you in a cage with other animals What you should do is photoshop him eating ribs out of his mini helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 And of course actual funny is inversely related to your perception of funny.. so .. I win! But I'll give you it's not my best work. I didn't even photoshop you in a cage with other animals You're getting lame and sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 What you should do is photoshop him eating ribs out of his mini helmet. What you should do is shut the hell up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 What you should do is photoshop him eating ribs out of his mini helmet. With a McGriddle on the side for dessert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 With a McGriddle on the side for dessert. We'd have to get into an animated gif at that point, because we'd need to have a ninja swoop in and steal it in front of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 We'd have to get into an animated gif at that point, because we'd need to have a ninja swoop in and steal it in front of him. And it would have to be set in the zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 I eat mancrack! Why yes you do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 And it would have to be set in the zoo. If that's the case we can do Ninja Monkey's. Where's EY, he's the hollywood guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 We'd have to get into an animated gif at that point, because we'd need to have a ninja swoop in and steal it in front of him. Impossible. A McGriddle in Kleck's hand only has a life expectancy of 1.3 seconds. Not even the most ninja of ninja's can get there before Kleck devours that helpless little treat of goodness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 If that's the case we can do Ninja Monkey's. Where's EY, he's the hollywood guy. Can we have sound in it too? It would be great if the ninja monkey made a monkey sound as it swooped down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Impossible. A McGriddle in Kleck's hand only has a life expectancy of 1.3 seconds. Not even the most ninja of ninja's can get there before Kleck devours that helpless little treat of goodness It could be like that all time classic, Beverly Hill Ninja, where a Ninja of Kleck's size and stature, sweeps in, becoming his mortal enemy. Said Ninja continue's stealing Kleck's delicious food while Kleck nearly starves to death, only to be taken under the wing of a great Jedi Master of stuffing his face, Max. Under the tutelage of Max, Kleck hones his face stuffing abilities, only to engage in an epic showdown, in a zoo, with ninja monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 Impossible. A McGriddle in Kleck's hand only has a life expectancy of 1.3 seconds. Not even the most ninja of ninja's can get there before Kleck devours that helpless little treat of goodness MOTHER****ER!!! And I defended you in the Crowder thread!!! The gloves are off now bitch!! I don't care how many hot Thai chicks you promise to hook me up with!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 It could be like that all time classic, Beverly Hill Ninja, where a Ninja of Kleck's size and stature, sweeps in, becoming his mortal enemy. Said Ninja continue's stealing Kleck's delicious food while Kleck nearly starves to death, only to be taken under the wing of a great Jedi Master of stuffing his face, Max. Under the tutelage of Max, Kleck hones his face stuffing abilities, only to engage in an epic showdown, in a zoo, with ninja monkeys. Post of the year!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Post of the year!!!!! Lol, I actually lol'd typing that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 MOTHER****ER!!! And I defended you in the Crowder thread!!! The gloves are off now bitch!! I don't care how many hot Thai chicks you promise to hook me up with!!! Huh? Whats with the hostility? I thought I was paying you a compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Impossible. A McGriddle in Kleck's hand only has a life expectancy of 1.3 seconds. Not even the most ninja of ninja's can get there before Kleck devours that helpless little treat of goodness yes.. but remember in this scenerio, he'd be preoccupied with a rack of ribs.. Which unless he's able to digest bone, probably takes him a little bit to work through.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Can we have sound in it too? It would be great if the ninja monkey made a monkey sound as it swooped down. Absolutely, and once the monkey snatches it, we can work in the below sound for Kleck. WWaLxFIVX1s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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