Who kicks the most ass?

[Jbro22]

I'm guessing some of you have seen Deadliest Warrior, so far these are the match up they have had.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadliest_Warrior

• 3.1 Episode 1: Apache vs Gladiator
  
• 3.2 Episode 2: Viking vs Samura
  
• 3.3 Episode 3: Spartan vs Ninja
  
• 3.4 Episode 4: Pirate vs Knight
  
• 3.5 Episode 5: Yakuza vs Mafia
  
• 3.6 Episode 6: Green Beret vs Spetsnaz
  
• 3.7 Episode 7: Shaolin Monk vs Māori Warrior
  
• 3.8 Episode 8: William Wallace vs Shaka Zulu
  
• 3.9 Episode 9: IRA vs. Taliban
  

If you wanted to see any real life warriors from the same time period that never fought fight one on one who would you set up?

I'd like to see

Sayeret vs Navy Seals

Whats a Sayeret? Is it French? If its French I would love to watch it die.

[New York Mick]

Whats a Sayeret? Is it French? If its French I would love to watch it die.

IDF it's Israeli not French but I would like to see the French Foreigner Legion go at it with someone.

[JiFtheOracle]

100% correct. Except Vikings are kinda cool and have bigger more

manly swords. Pirates FTW, Vikings #2

Vikings are cool but they are victims of an era. Pirates had better technology.

Also, vampires are now a bunch of emo fags who listen to **** like morrisey and dashboard confessional. Pirates would listen to Slayer and then

thrown on some rap when they're high and dancing on the ship

VAMPIRES LIKE TO SUCK THINGS THEY ARE TEH GHEY

Yes. Vampires are for queers.

I'd rep you again if I could.

Do you wanna go out with me?

I dont know if you want to go out with me. I got issues. Maybe a friend with benefits?

[Jbro22]

I dont know if you want to go out with me. I got issues. Maybe a friend with benefits?

I already got to many of those, I'm in the market for commitment.

[The Crusher]

Whats a Sayeret? Is it French? If its French I would love to watch it die.

I want to see Apache and the Maori warrior. Organic brutality at its most basic and instinctual.

My sons and I watched them all a couple times, loved the medical clinical correlation. I found it to be very well done until the re-enactments. Those could have sizzled more, most of them anyhow.

[The Crusher]

chicken

[New York Mick]

chicken

Lamb

[The Crusher]

Lamb

Chop

[New York Mick]

Chop

slow cooked

[The Crusher]

slow cooked

crock pot

[New York Mick]

crock pot

Chili

[The Crusher]

Chili

peppers

[JiFtheOracle]

I already got to many of those, I'm in the market for commitment.

Only sluts want commitment.

[#27TheDominator]

IDF it's Israeli not French but I would like to see the French Foreigner Legion go at it with someone.

I've met a few of them too. Bunch of fruits and maroons. One step about the ***** vampires with their teeth filed into fangs.

[BURGERMIKE]

EY why wasent HeMan an option?

[ZachEY]

EY why wasent HeMan an option?

Because He-Man is a gentle giant. He only fights skeletor and his henchmen. Therefore, the poll would have to be, who kicks skeletor's ass the most? In which the answer would obviously be He-Man.

Ninja's, on kick far more ass than he-man... quantitatively speaking.

[Jbro22]

Only sluts want commitment.

Oh the irony!

[Vicious89x]

Of course we all know who kicks the most ass, and in the name of the Lord.

Tim Tebow... shirtless.

[The Crusher]

Only sluts want commitment.

Fat girls rule.

[JiFtheOracle]

This is scary. My 2 loves in the same thread...Tebow and Crusher.

[BURGERMIKE]

This is scary. My 2 loves in the same thread...Tebow and Crusher.

... and 100.00 bills

[BURGERMIKE]

Because He-Man is a gentle giant. He only fights skeletor and his henchmen. Therefore, the poll would have to be, who kicks skeletor's ass the most? In which the answer would obviously be He-Man.

Ninja's, on kick far more ass than he-man... quantitatively speaking.

Ninjas are kickin ass in the poll as well

[Vudu]

Vamps PWN you all.

[The Crusher]

Vamps PWN you all.

Fine but did you see Tim Tebow shirtless.

[Vicious89x]

Fine but did you see Tim Tebow shirtless.

Vampires would be all over that. Cause they like the butt seckz

[Vudu]

Fine but did you see Tim Tebow shirtless.

Tebow is so gay.

[The Crusher]

Tebow is so gay.

So are you, no?

[The Crusher]

Vampires would be all over that. Cause they like the butt seckz

I tried to rep you but Klecko somehow blocked it.

[Vicious89x]

I tried to rep you but Klecko somehow blocked it.

So Klecko is a rep vampire??

[Klecko73isGod]

I tried to rep you but Klecko somehow blocked it.

LIAR!!!!

[neckdemon]

this lis like a bunch of d&d dweebs arguing which is cooler......dragons or wyverns.

[Klecko73isGod]

this lis like a bunch of d&d dweebs arguing which is cooler......dragons or wyverns.

What the **** is a wyvern you dork?

[neckdemon]

What the **** is a wyvern you dork?

actually i just looked it up and it seems it's a type of dragon so i guess i fail.

[JiFtheOracle]

So Klecko is a rep vampire??

Ummmm....yes....his obsession with rep is ghey just like vampires.

[JiFtheOracle]

The only reason Ninjas are winning in the poll is because its sounds cooler when it roles off your tongue.

Pirates own.