BwanaZulia Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Ok, so it is clear this is going to be a hard season. No 6-0 starts, no fun, not really a chance in hell. Since I am trying to keep my optimism up, here is my Guide to Jets Depression aka "A Few Things To Look Forward To" - Go to games and just drink a lot. Drink a ton. Keep drinking until you can't remeber who is playing or why, if you remember that you were told to drink a lot, you haven't drunk enough. - Play Monty Python's "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" on repeat for 24 hours. If that doesn't work, try "Don't Worry, Be Happy" - Remember that the season is only 16 games long. It can't last forever and it won't. - See how much fun you can have reading all of TX's new one liners. He will have a years worth of material now. - Remember 1-15? Well, we won't be THAT bad. - Go to Vegas in March on bet on us winning the Super Bowl in 2006. The odds will be GREAT! - "Spoiler" games can be fun to watch. - Watching Jets 24/7 with Herm Edwards does help and could be prescribed by your DR. - Take a few more sick days this winter, you deserve it. - Try to channel GreenGal. - Prosac. - You won't have to wash any Jets gear this year. - Think of all the time you will save and things you can get done by not reading all the articles on the Jets. - How is your Fantasy team doing? Winning in Stud or Dud? Good. - X-Box 360 - Won't have to send in that post-season ticket money now. Go buy yourself somethig nice. How about a new iPod? - The Fiedler kid might just get his shot at the end of the season. - To Be Continued... BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Ok, so it is clear this is going to be a hard season. No 6-0 starts, no fun, not really a chance in hell. Since I am trying to keep my optimism up, here is my Guide to Jets Depression aka "A Few Things To Look Forward To" - Play Monty Python's "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" on repeat for 24 hours. If that doesn't work, try "Don't Worry, Be Happy" - Try to channel GreenGal. - How is your Fantasy team doing? Winning in Stud or Dud? Good. - To Be Continued... BZ excellent list BZ ... these are some of my faves!! shall we bring back the Monty Python thread??? i think i got myself a stud in mr. alexander this week! WOOT! uhhhh... but does that mean i have to be dead for someone to channel me??? and will it hurt?? OY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 some other positives: - brown is in during fall so those paper bags on your head will be stylish. - herm must go chants can't be far away - each loss brings us that much closer to a real nfl caliber coach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted October 17, 2005 Author Share Posted October 17, 2005 some other positives: - brown is in during fall so those paper bags on your head will be stylish. - herm must go chants can't be far away - each loss brings us that much closer to a real nfl caliber coach You are going to have to wait at least 2 years to get rid of Herm. This year is a blow off, next year if he doesn't do anything, he gets the next year to make it better. Sorry Herm Hater Nation, you will have plenty to bitch about for years to come. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 GREAT list BZ, but you missed the "Root for Herm's Demise" portion of the fun. Remember, Herm's only true skill in life is self-preservation, si that rat will jump this sinking ship at the end of the season and re-surface in two years as the HC of the Rams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Can you imagine what would happen here if: 1. The Jets go 5 and 11 2. They keep Herm All hell would break loose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 Can you imagine what would happen here if: 1. The Jets go 5 and 11 2. They keep Herm All hell would break loose! Better get bigger servers in your secret server location. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Better get bigger servers in your secret server location. BZ Yeah yeah yeah. I am a d'head. We all get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Mac Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 - Try to channel GreenGal. I tried to dial her in but I think the knob's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 - Think of all the time you will save and things you can get done by not reading all the articles on the Jets. Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Yup. There are websites that have Jets articles? That is sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETROCK Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Can you imagine what would happen here if: 1. The Jets go 5 and 11 2. They keep Herm All hell would break loose! Get ready for hell to break loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Since I am trying to keep my optimism up, here is my Guide to Jets Depression aka "A Few Things To Look Forward To" The play-Bollywood movement will continue to grow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
germanjet Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Can you imagine what would happen here if: 1. The Jets go 5 and 11 2. They keep Herm All hell would break loose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackLabelJetsFan Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I tried to dial her in but I think the knob's broke. Why are you playing with her knobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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