GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Florham Park, NY (FNN) - The stunning loss of the New York Jets to the Miami Dolphins actually catapulted the Jets to legitimacy. Going into this weeks match up the biggest and most common knock on the Jets was the fact only one of the teams they had beaten all season long had a winning record. Had the Jets won they still would have only beaten one team with a winning record. However with the win by Miami, the Dolphins improving the Dolphins record to 7-6, making the Jets win over the Dolphins in week 3 all that more impressive than it would have been if the Dolphins were only 6-7. In the locker room after the game head coach Rex Ryan congratulated the team on improving their record over winning teams and then announced snack time. Sal Alosi was awarded the game ball after leading the team in tackles in the game. Mark Sanchez said he was "proud to do my part to make this happen." (I wrote it in the style of an Onion piece, hope you like it. But you might not. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dude Love Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Florham Park, NY (FNN) - The stunning loss of the New York Jets to the Miami Dolphins actually catapulted the Jets to legitimacy. Going into this weeks match up the biggest and most common knock on the Jets was the fact only one of the teams they had beaten all season long had a winning record. Had the Jets won they still would have only beaten one team with a winning record. However with the win by Miami, the Dolphins improving the Dolphins record to 7-6, making the Jets win over the Dolphins in week 3 all that more impressive than it would have been if the Dolphins were only 6-7. In the locker room after the game head coach Rex Ryan congratulated the team on improving their record over winning teams and then announced snack time. Sal Alosi was awarded the game ball after leading the team in tackles in the game. Mark Sanchez said he was "proud to do my part to make this happen." (I wrote it in the style of an Onion piece, hope you like it. But you might not. ) I have become comfortably numb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolphann4life Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Florham Park, NY (FNN) - The stunning loss of the New York Jets to the Miami Dolphins actually catapulted the Jets to legitimacy. Going into this weeks match up the biggest and most common knock on the Jets was the fact only one of the teams they had beaten all season long had a winning record. Had the Jets won they still would have only beaten one team with a winning record. However with the win by Miami, the Dolphins improving the Dolphins record to 7-6, making the Jets win over the Dolphins in week 3 all that more impressive than it would have been if the Dolphins were only 6-7. In the locker room after the game head coach Rex Ryan congratulated the team on improving their record over winning teams and then announced snack time. Sal Alosi was awarded the game ball after leading the team in tackles in the game. Mark Sanchez said he was "proud to do my part to make this happen." (I wrote it in the style of an Onion piece, hope you like it. But you might not. ) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 The Jets suck, and now the world is beginning to realize this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted December 14, 2010 Author Share Posted December 14, 2010 The Jets suck, and now the world is beginning to realize this. True. But they still have a two game lead on you guys for the wildcard spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolphann4life Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 True. But they still have a two game lead on you guys for the wildcard spot. Why are you trying to ruin our good time? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 But but the Jets beat both the Patriots and the Dolphags at one point this season...doesnt that make us cool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 True. But they still have a two game lead on you guys for the wildcard spot. GO DOLPHINS... I hate one and done in the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 The Jets suck, and now the world is beginning to realize this. Damn nice of you to return from your month-long hiatus to let us know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted December 14, 2010 Author Share Posted December 14, 2010 GO DOLPHINS... I hate one and done in the playoffs. I have the Jets going 1-1 in the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I have the Jets going 1-1 in the playoffs. Dude we haven;t scored a ******* TD in 8 damn quarters of football. Either your being sarcastic or you think scoring is overrated in the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 The Jets suck, and now the world is beginning to realize this. Welcome back. How was prison food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted December 14, 2010 Author Share Posted December 14, 2010 Dude we haven;t scored a ******* TD in 8 damn quarters of football. Either your being sarcastic or you think scoring is overrated in the playoffs. Notwithstanding your last two games. I still think you can beat Jax or KC. Lot will depend on whether you can pull you head out of your butt. The Jets biggest problem isn't that you got thrashed by the Patriots, but that you let it get to your head and instead of rebounding you went out and played like crap against the Dolphins. Rex failed to get the team read for the fins. Patriot have had some bad games and embarrassing losses under BB. But what makes BB a superior coach than RR is one embarrassing loss is used to make sure a second one doesn't happen. Two losses in a row is pretty rare under BB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Notwithstanding your last two games. I still think you can beat Jax or KC. Lot will depend on whether you can pull you head out of your butt. The Jets biggest problem isn't that you got thrashed by the Patriots, but that you let it get to your head and instead of rebounding you went out and played like crap against the Dolphins. Rex failed to get the team read for the fins. Patriot have had some bad games and embarrassing losses under BB. But what makes BB a superior coach than RR is one embarrassing loss is used to make sure a second one doesn't happen. Two losses in a row is pretty rare under BB. I thought our biggest problem is we don;t score touchdowns anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua4ever04 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 That was pretty funny. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfilippone Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Rex failed to get the team read for the fins. Patriot have had some bad games and embarrassing losses under BB. But what makes BB a superior coach than RR is one embarrassing loss is used to make sure a second one doesn't happen. Two losses in a row is pretty rare under BB. Even Rex openly admits BB and Brady are tops right now. Remember this is only Rex's second season as HC. What did BB do his 2nd year as HC? Just sayin we should give these guys a break. I'd love for them to win a S.B. now, but will gladly settle for a slow climb to the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nodimwithere Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 This team can still make the WC, but with games coming up against the Pittsburgh Steelers (probably the #2 AFC seed), and the Chicago Bears (probably the #2 or #3 NFC seed) it will take a monumental effort for the Jets to get into the playoffs as anything other than a #6 seed 10-6 team. The Baltimore Ravens will probably win 11 or 12 games, and they will likely be the #5 seed. If the Jets do get in as a #6 seed, they would play at the #3 seed (either the AFC South or AFC West winner), one of which will be the #3 seed, the other the #4 seed. As far as losing to the Dolphins legitimizing the Jets... total B.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted December 15, 2010 Author Share Posted December 15, 2010 As far as losing to the Dolphins legitimizing the Jets... total B.S. Yeah........ (I wrote it in the style of an Onion piece, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Even Rex openly admits BB and Brady are tops right now. Remember this is only Rex's second season as HC. What did BB do his 2nd year as HC? Just sayin we should give these guys a break. I'd love for them to win a S.B. now, but will gladly settle for a slow climb to the top. Quoting Rex means what exactly? he said the Jets were a great team. is that his kiss of death on the Patriots now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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