Dan. Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Hold up, Slats. When you were 5 yrs old they still used the word "negro"? How old are you? 60? Since my birthday, Slats is no longer twice my age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I love how everyone in Portland has white man guilt. They are so afraid to offend anyone. They are by far the most PC people I know and it's downright hysterical. Yeah...North Carolinians don't have that problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Hold up, Slats. When you were 5 yrs old they still used the word "negro"? How old are you? 60? Well, clearly they didn't. Lol! They did run a lot of United Negro College Fund commercials back in '69-70, though, and that's when I was in kindergarten. Plus my parents were a good deal older than me, and my mom -bless her heart- was a tad bit ignorant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Since we're sharing 5 year old stories, this is the most horrific one I can remember. In first grade, I was staring at the globe, and I was just fascinated. Me and a black girl started calling out names of the countries to one another. I swear on my life, I had never heard the word before that day...but I came up to the country of Niger. Only I didn't say it like the country is pronounced. Her jaw dropped, and I was like what? Look. I showed her the country, she said ohhh ok. We kept on. It wasn't until a few years later that I actually found out what I said, and I don't know when I remembered that I'd done that. It's actually quite hilarious, simply because my 5 year old self couldn't even fathom racism at that point but geez...what are the odds? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Since my birthday, Slats is no longer twice my age. Soon you'll be in the half my age +6 range, and we'll be free to date. Finally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Soon you'll be in the half my age +6 range, and we'll be free to date. Finally. For the longest time I thought you and Hess were my age. Of course, for the longest time I thought Dan was a dude. So....yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 In kindergarten, I almost got my 5 year old head beat in for referring to a black kid as a negro. He was like, how would you feel if I called you a cracker? A couple of weekends ago, I was out and about on the town...pretty drunk...a good friend was moving, last night in town and we got after it. In Jax Beach, if you live at the beach, you bike to the bars. Or trike if you are me (dont need to balance when you're drunk, plus its pimp). Anyway, I have cute little bell on it, that I ring at all the ladies, they eat that sh*t up. Well, there was this group of ghetto fabulous black girls walking down the street, with one random white girl with cornrows with the crew. So I ring my bell, jokingly, while we are pulling up behind them walking. They all turn to see what it is, and the white girl speaks up to the crew of black girls and said...."Damn, Cracker on the trike just rang his bell at us". Which I replied, "Damn, Nigga called me cracker". Which I thought was funny considering she was white and I was totally joking. They did not find it humorous. Which led to me triking faster than I've ever had to before. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 For the longest time I thought you and Hess were my age. Of course, for the longest time I thought Dan was a dude. So....yeah. Gotta love interwebs anonymity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 A couple of weekends ago, I was out and about on the town...pretty drunk...a good friend was moving, last night in town and we got after it. In Jax Beach, if you live at the beach, you bike to the bars. Or trike if you are me (dont need to balance when you're drunk, plus its pimp). Anyway, I have cute little bell on it, that I ring at all the ladies, they eat that sh*t up. Well, there was this group of ghetto fabulous black girls walking down the street, with one random white girl with cornrows with the crew. So I ring my bell, jokingly, while we are pulling up behind them walking. They all turn to see what it is, and the white girl speaks up to the crew of black girls and said...."Damn, Cracker on the trike just rang his bell at us". Which I replied, "Damn, Nigga called me cracker". Which I thought was funny considering she was white and I was totally joking. They did not find it humorous. Which led to me triking faster than I've ever had to before. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Since we're sharing 5 year old stories, this is the most horrific one I can remember. In first grade, I was staring at the globe, and I was just fascinated. Me and a black girl started calling out names of the countries to one another. I swear on my life, I had never heard the word before that day...but I came up to the country of Niger. Only I didn't say it like the country is pronounced. Her jaw dropped, and I was like what? Look. I showed her the country, she said ohhh ok. We kept on. It wasn't until a few years later that I actually found out what I said, and I don't know when I remembered that I'd done that. It's actually quite hilarious, simply because my 5 year old self couldn't even fathom racism at that point but geez...what are the odds? lol Thank God Rutgers and Aten don;t play mafia because it would be ruff from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Thats actually really funny....but this is my exact trike. Bitches love it. They cant resist when I cruise by hitting the 2 wheel motion ringing my bell with a little wink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Jif rides a trike... baahahahaha. Anyways, game related comment here: I think its best off we quit revealing character names. Given that we already had a 3rd party looking for a character, if someone had come out and said they were Toby his job is pretty damn easy. Its possible scum has similar circumstances (looking for certain characters)... so I think that we are better off sticking to role only. Just my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Soon you'll be in the half my age +6 range, and we'll be free to date. Finally. Ok, if you can wait a decade or so. Bitches love it. They cant resist when I cruise by hitting the 2 wheel motion ringing my bell with a little wink. My mind has been blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Thats actually really funny....but this is my exact trike. Bitches love it. They cant resist when I cruise by hitting the 2 wheel motion ringing my bell with a little wink. not for nothing my Grandmother had that exact same trike when she had the home in Boca. Wow dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Jif rides a trike... baahahahaha. Anyways, game related comment here: I think its best off we quit revealing character names. Given that we already had a 3rd party looking for a character, if someone had come out and said they were Toby his job is pretty damn easy. Its possible scum has similar circumstances (looking for certain characters)... so I think that we are better off sticking to role only. Just my opinion. You dont even know how much pussy that trike has brought me and my friends way. I'm a ******* celebrity on that thing. Boombox, cooler and all. Wait, you dont care, you are a fag. Good game point though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Oh no you didn't brett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I just imagined Dane Cook pedaling as hard as he could on a little pink trike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 You dont even know how much pussy that trike has brought me and my friends way. I'm a ******* celebrity on that thing. Boombox, cooler and all. Wait, you dont care, you are a fag. Good game point though. Worked well for grandma too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Oh no you didn't brett. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 My mind has been blown. Picture this if you will; you're cruising on bikes with your friends at the beach. You see a group of dudes approaching. The most attractive of them, riding a trike, suns out, so the guns are definitely out. As you get closer, he hits the 2 wheel motion, you hear some Beastie Boys "Girls" playing from his trike. As he drives by, he winks, rings his bell and then looks over his shoulder to see if he got a reaction...which he always does. Then as you are cruising along, you hear the Beasites and a bell approaching. Its me, the hot guy on the trike, read to charm your pants off. You're mind wont be the only thing blown. not for nothing my Grandmother had that exact same trike when she had the home in Boca. Wow dude. Its all about being unique. The allure is there, match it with my face, body and charm. Panties instantly wet. You doubt me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 You dont even know how much pussy that trike has brought me and my friends way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 JiF rolling with his crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Picture this if you will; you're cruising on bikes with your friends at the beach. You see a group of dudes approaching. The most attractive of them, riding a trike, suns out, so the guns are definitely out. As you get closer, he hits the 2 wheel motion, you hear some Beastie Boys "Girls" playing from his trike. As he drives by, he winks, rings his bell and then looks over his shoulder to see if he got a reaction...which he always does. Then as you are cruising along, you hear the Beasites and a bell approaching. Its me, the hot guy on the trike, read to charm your pants off. You're mind wont be the only thing blown. Its all about being unique. The allure is there, match it with my face, body and charm. Panties instantly wet. You doubt me? Either they lowered the amount of rep you can give out per day, or everyones gotten funnier this game. I keep running out of rep before it's 3... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 A couple of weekends ago, I was out and about on the town...pretty drunk...a good friend was moving, last night in town and we got after it. In Jax Beach, if you live at the beach, you bike to the bars. Or trike if you are me (dont need to balance when you're drunk, plus its pimp). Anyway, I have cute little bell on it, that I ring at all the ladies, they eat that sh*t up. i'm sad that shane will never read this... Might have to put in sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Revealing names will help town just as much as 3rd party. Bank on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Picture this if you will; you're cruising on bikes with your friends at the beach. You see a group of dudes approaching. The most attractive of them, riding a trike, suns out, so the guns are definitely out. As you get closer, he hits the 2 wheel motion, you hear some Beastie Boys "Girls" playing from his trike. As he drives by, he winks, rings his bell and then looks over his shoulder to see if he got a reaction...which he always does. Then as you are cruising along, you hear the Beasites and a bell approaching. Its me, the hot guy on the trike, read to charm your pants off. You're mind wont be the only thing blown. Its all about being unique. The allure is there, match it with my face, body and charm. Panties instantly wet. You doubt me? That would happen to grandma sometimes too when she forgot to wear her depends triking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 JiF rolling with his crew. Props to the dude on the left. Hanging tough with the fisher price trike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Picture this if you will; you're cruising on bikes with your friends at the beach. You see a group of dudes approaching. The most attractive of them, riding a trike, suns out, so the guns are definitely out. As you get closer, he hits the 2 wheel motion, you hear some Beastie Boys "Girls" playing from his trike. As he drives by, he winks, rings his bell and then looks over his shoulder to see if he got a reaction...which he always does. Then as you are cruising along, you hear the Beasites and a bell approaching. Its me, the hot guy on the trike, read to charm your pants off. You're mind wont be the only thing blown. Its all about being unique. The allure is there, match it with my face, body and charm. Panties instantly wet. You doubt me? I'm actually not surprised if this works. I can't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Revealing names will help town just as much as 3rd party. Bank on it. Crap. Now I trust you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Picture this if you will; you're cruising on bikes with your friends at the beach. You see a group of dudes approaching. The most attractive of them, riding a trike, suns out, so the guns are definitely out. As you get closer, he hits the 2 wheel motion, you hear some Beastie Boys "Girls" playing from his trike. As he drives by, he winks, rings his bell and then looks over his shoulder to see if he got a reaction...which he always does. Then as you are cruising along, you hear the Beasites and a bell approaching. Its me, the hot guy on the trike, read to charm your pants off. You're mind wont be the only thing blown. That sounds like the opening to a ******* horror novel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 JiF rolling with his crew. OMG, must have that helmet for the 4th of July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 OMG, must have that helmet for the 4th of July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm actually not surprised if this works. I can't stop laughing. If it works, that's why. My wife and her friends would laugh thier asses off at a bunch of fruits riding around in powder blue tricycles ringing bells at people.. but laughing is a good in.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 OMG, must have that helmet for the 4th of July. Please post footage from helmet cam. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 If it works, that's why. My wife and her friends would laugh thier asses off at a bunch of fruits riding around in powder blue tricycles ringing bells at people.. but laughing is a good in.. Laughter -- Helping dorky white kids with the ladies for over 30 years. Please post footage from helmet cam. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He could charge per view...make a killing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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