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#21 SayNoToDMC

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 11:47 PM

Did you want a bunch of grown-ass men to oohh and ahhhh over Mark's arms??


Seriously, I need to see what he looks like with a lifeguard buoy before I can get excited for the season. When's this years GQ spread anyway?

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 12:03 AM

Seriously, I need to see what he looks like with a lifeguard buoy before I can get excited for the season. When's this years GQ spread anyway?


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Posted 27 July 2012 - 12:47 AM

Brilliant.


That reminds me of this other great joke. But I just searched for it and can't find it.

Which reminds me, how is the search search coming along, lol.
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#24 GREENBEAN

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:39 AM

This is great news. Mark was too thin, now he shows up at 230lbs. He reported at 218lbs last year. Really good sign.

This is great news. Mark was too thin, now he shows up at 230lbs. He reported at 218lbs last year. Really good sign.


Did he jump on the Mcnight diet plan and eat an excessive amount of Mcdonalds? If so, I'm less happy about his weight gain. If this is the first derivative of trading for Tebow then I smile at this.
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#25 GREENBEAN

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:40 AM

This thread took a turn for the suck. And fast.


LOL
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#26 The Crusher

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:00 AM

Excellent he bulked up, He's going to need it when Super Mario uses him as a trampoline.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:43 AM

I heard Crusher is 20 lbs heavier this season.

Stronger too.

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 09:09 AM

Damn it!!! I've been trying to have a Mark like body all offseason. Working my ass off for it. Now I need to bulk up more? Thanks a lot Mark
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 09:49 AM

Damn it!!! I've been trying to have a Mark like body all offseason.


At least you have the rectal tearing down.
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#30 bitonti

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 10:48 AM

I see all the snarky comments but there's no way this could be bad news. When a player is in better shape that's good news.

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 11:26 AM

Did he jump on the Mcnight diet plan and eat an excessive amount of Mcdonalds? If so, I'm less happy about his weight gain. If this is the first derivative of trading for Tebow then I smile at this.


Just to be clear, there was absolutely no truth whatsoever to that McDonald's story about McKnight. He made a crack about it once as a joke and the dipsh*ts in the media took off and ran with it. It was pretty obvious at the time when you read the actual transcript rather than the stories written by those morons, and even since then he has specifically said so.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 12:25 PM

I see all the snarky comments but there's no way this could be bad news. When a player is in better shape that's good news.


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#33 JetsFanInDenver

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 12:31 PM

Sanchez is an amateur. Teh Crusher adds 12lbs to his weight midway through his breakfast!

#34 cr726

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 12:36 PM

I see all the snarky comments but there's no way this could be bad news. When a player is in better shape that's good news.


I would hope he would add some muscle after getting killed last year.

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:19 PM

I mean, this is fine, but I don't think strength or toughness is even in the Top 5 of Mark Sanchez Flaws. He's actually really tough and ran for like 6 scores last year.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 03:32 PM

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 04:35 PM

I'm surprised JiF hasn't posted any shirtless pics of Sanchez from his vast collection, unless his hard drive finally crashed from overuse.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 04:47 PM

thick tight solid

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 05:01 PM

I mean, this is fine, but I don't think strength or toughness is even in the Top 5 of Mark Sanchez Flaws. He's actually really tough and ran for like 6 scores last year.


I think it just goes to durability more than anything else. I really believe being stronger will just keep him healthier over the long term.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:22 PM

I think it just goes to durability more than anything else. I really believe being stronger will just keep him healthier over the long term.


Especially when you have a turnstile playing right tackle.





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