Integrity28 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Coach Bowles - "you know how many calories are in a grande Starbucks Moca? There so good, but get that sh*t away. I've got to look slim for the camera. I cant even look at the cup. So much temptation." BigMac - "Come'on Todd, dont be so self-conscious, you've got a great figure" This might be the least funny thing I've ever read in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 This might be the least funny thing I've ever read in my life. That's because your fat and dont understand what its like to have to watch your weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 That's because your fat and dont understand what its like to have to watch your weight. No, that's not why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Bowles: "I saw King James jewels...yeh..yeh" Macc: "King James ?????" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Bowles: "Oh sh*t i told fitz not to run gassers all full speed, we are screwed if our starting QB re-injures that leg" Macc: "A tibia fracture to unlikely to occur from a player running in a linear fashion without sideways motion or force applied in a direction perpendicular to his momentum, coach." *sip* You finally said something funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Macc thinking to himself. "God I hate Hip Hop." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flushing Roots Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 "This is how far I want to stick it up Rex's *ss on November 12th" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Hey Mac watch my J--T--E--S cheer. I'm gooood, I'm better than the Fireman Ed dude. Watch this! Bowles, I hope you can manage a game clock better than you can spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 You finally said something funny!!! You should try it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isired Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Whoawhaowhoawhoawhoa... don't come any closer until you get be a QB Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 If you sign my Temple brother Mo I'll break into my happy dance like this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powpow Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Mac - You're going to have to go with Geno this year. Bowles - Say Wat!?!?!? But you're 'Big Mac'. Couldn't you get me someone from prison. Mac - Hmmmm. Why didn't I think of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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