Maxman Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Guys here is a new segment. We would like to give you all the chance to get to know us. I will start and would like to give you some info about Tom. He is in his early 30's. And he loves reading, longs walks and cuddling. The person he most looks like is a young, Irish Robert Deniro. In some circles he is called "Roberto Alomar". (Free posting title to the first person who replies with what that joke means. He is a nice guy who won Class Clown in high school. He was also the M.V.P. of his high school football team. He did play "both ways" back then as well, Linebacker and Offensive Guard. (No tight end jokes please). He is sensitive and loyal. Yet he had a temper before he starting taking medication for it. Most people joke around about cow stories, Tom actually has a few. Most importantly Tom is single. So remember he is only a PM away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 TOTAL FABRICATION!!!!!!!!!!!! I played safety on my high school team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 roberto alomar spits maybe? im disturbed whether or not im right.... he seemed more like a marlon brando look alike to me (major props if someone gets that joke)... how can i go about getting a posting title anyways? I'll do almost anything... just ask Tom about that night in his basement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Damn, I was gonna say he's got a thing for saliva. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Guys here is a new segment. We would like to give you all the chance to get to know us. I will start and would like to give you some info about Tom. He is in his early 30's. And he loves reading, longs walks and cuddling. The person he most looks like is a young, Irish Robert Deniro. In some circles he is called "Roberto Alomar". (Free posting title to the first person who replies with what that joke means. He is a nice guy who won Class Clown in high school. He was also the M.V.P. of his high school football team. He did play "both ways" back then as well, Linebacker and Offensive Guard. (No tight end jokes please). He is sensitive and loyal. Yet he had a temper before he starting taking medication for it. Most people joke around about cow stories, Tom actually has a few. Most importantly Tom is single. So remember he is only a PM away. You over paid for Shane and he wasn't worhht it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsluva31 Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Take it from me, Tom is a great guy. He's smart, has a great sense of humor, and he has all his teeth. Noo he didn't pay me to say all those things (but he did promise me something good) :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 roberto alomar spits maybe? im disturbed whether or not im right.... he seemed more like a marlon brando look alike to me (major props if someone gets that joke)... how can i go about getting a posting title anyways? I'll do almost anything... just ask Tom about that night in his basement We got a WINNER. DING DING DING. Thought you should all know that about Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 Take it from me, Tom is a great guy. He's smart, has a great sense of humor, and he has all his teeth. Noo he didn't pay me to say all those things (but he did promise me something good) :wink: Honey hands off. Don't be prancing in here and acting like Tom is straight. He loves me. Okay? I know you are just trying to make me jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 We got a WINNER. DING DING DING. Thought you should all know that about Tom. What? He spits or he looks like Brando? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 so what shall my title be oh wise ones? and did anyone get the brando look alike reference? come on people wheres the comedy central fans.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Take it from me, Tom is a great guy. He's smart, has a great sense of humor, and he has all his teeth. Noo he didn't pay me to say all those things (but he did promise me something good) :wink: I did promise you something good. Let me take a shower and I'll be over about eight. Wash up, and get the velcro ready, hottie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 i had such high hopes for this thread. max's first post was ripe for the taking but so far boys a little disappointing .... i might have to put my popcorn away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 well i just wanted to win a posting title but don't worry im sure this thread will pick up... the corn wont be the only thing popping tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 so what shall my title be oh wise ones? and did anyone get the brando look alike reference? come on people wheres the comedy central fans.... I didn't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 South Park... NAMBLA... nothing? dammit guys i hate when you don't get my jokes... why does no one understand my superior comedic intelligence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 fatcatxl, ask for the title 'Administrator.' Max is super-sensitive about it because he's a needling little dictator with penis envy. Don't tell him I told you so. Remember, ask for "Administrator." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 well i just wanted to win a posting title but don't worry im sure this thread will pick up... the corn wont be the only thing popping tonight.I could always give you one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 South Park... NAMBLA... nothing? dammit guys i hate when you don't get my jokes... why does no one understand my superior comedic intelligence? So why are you asking for help with your user status title, with your superior comedic intelligence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 alright in order... TomShane ill make sure to send a PM to him. But im kinda scared... the last time you told me to keep something our lil secret I wasn't very comfortable with it Smizzy... on any other board I wouldn't be afriad to answer that... however now im horrified. Panzer... :wink: Shut up. It'll come to me lol :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillerPaul Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 how can i go about getting a posting title anyways? I'll do almost anything... just ask Tom about that night in his basement I want a cool title too! "Resident Steelers guru"? OR "Big Ben's Bitch"? Tx and Alk, i already anticipate your Patsy smartass responses so here's a big FU in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 no way stillerpaul.... you can't get the title big ben's bitch after i've been tomshanes bitch for the past 5 yrs and i havent been rewarded... regardless of your alliteration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 no way stillerpaul.... you can't get the title big ben's b!tch after i've been tomshanes b!tch for the past 5 yrs and i havent been rewarded... regardless of your alliterationThat 2 timing hussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 I want a cool title too! "Resident Steelers guru"? OR "Big Ben's b!tch"? Tx and Alk, i already anticipate your Patsy smartass responses so here's a big FU in advance. How about Cowher's Official Nosehair Stylist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsluva31 Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Tom, I'll be ready and waiting for you, I got the new Hilary Duff movie you asked for and the Lindsay Lohan cd in the player. Cant wait for you to get here! =P~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 That 2 timing hussy you're joking right smizzy? cause i mean ill fight you if I have too... ask all the other guys im not afraid to get down and dirty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 you're joking right smizzy? cause i mean ill fight you if I have too... ask all the other guys im not afraid to get down and dirty Shane told me your weren't afraid to go down either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillerPaul Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 no way stillerpaul.... you can't get the title big ben's b!tch after i've been tomshanes b!tch for the past 5 yrs and i havent been rewarded... regardless of your alliteration Well, being the ONLY Steelers fan here should carry some weight, no? :wink: BTW, yin'z need to get me a clowns fan here, i'll make him take out the trash and clean up the place for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Everything I see in this article is about Tom Shane- Max where are you hiding and do not reply under TS- I want to know more about you and your interests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Take it from me, Tom is a great guy. He's smart, has a great sense of humor, and he has all his teeth. Noo he didn't pay me to say all those things (but he did promise me something good) :wink: When he gives you the good thing he promised your gonna regret he has All his Teeth! Even Beavers stop work in admiration when Tom goes by!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 Tom, I'll be ready and waiting for you, I got the new Hilary Duff movie you asked for and the Lindsay Lohan cd in the player. Cant wait for you to get here! =P~ LINDSAY LOHAN!???? I AM SO THERE!!!!!!!!! And is the movie the NEW Hillary one? I saw it in the theater 5 times, but I can't WAIT to see the behind the scenes footage!!!!! YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 ok the thread is starting to pick up ...i am going to get my jujubes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 ok the thread is starting to pick up ...i am going to get my jujubes A Whaaa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 A Whaaa? Ju Ju bees? Candy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillerPaul Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 Still waiting for mi title, c'mon it can't be too hard to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 A Whaaa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.